After editing it so it doesn't suck, it's back up. Which one? The one about Fluttershy deals with various problems with her nicotine vaporizer, Marine Le Pen comes to Equestria, the girls go to earth, mostly Montana to defeat springs that are killing people.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/372635/uh-oh-super-trampoline-should-remember-to-keep-the-titles-short

It still sucks, but at least it's edited now. Putting me at 99 stories. hmmmm

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Author's Note:
FimFiction doesn't allow sharing of unpublished stories except for proofreading purposes, and so made me take down several unpublished alternative versions of my stories. However, Blogs are fair game, and inasmuch I have Reproduced Lyra Visits Bon Bon in Monochromatic Jail here for your viewing pleasure.

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Cheerilee's Beginners Choir and Melodica Class

A very very very silly song I wrote about Cheerilee and recorded in my car in about an hour last night at 1:30 AM. Nothing here is altered except I recorded a few of those "Cheerilee"s at a slower rate and then sped them up. Seriously, you try saying her name sixteen times fast.

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Admiral Trampoline and I have just collaborated on the greatest shipfic evar!!!!1!!

It's, like, what happens when you're tired and drunk and your plot is generated using Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder but awesomer.

So, you should totally check it out. And if your seeing double, you ought to see a doctor.

Link here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373169/free-poorly-written-short-stories-from-super-trampoline-everfree-northwest-2017-edition

I'm best at writing shitty stories. Not just shitty stories, but boring, mediocre shitty stories. That have no good reason for existing. But I find it hard to write better stories most of the time not because I can't write well be because I don't have the dedication and will and work ethic to write well most of the time.

Should I just dash off some shitty stories and hone to my true calling right now and then continue to write decent ones once in a while when I feel up to it?

Does anyone need a ride to Everfree Northwest? Hi, I'm Bryan Chandler/Super Trampoline, leader of SoCal Bronies and erstwhile EFNW road tripper. I have several extra spots in my SUV. Will be leaving Davis/Bay Area Thursday mid-morning and passing through Portland Thursday night. Arriving in Seattle Friday super early morning. Leaving Seattle back for California Sunday evening/night.

(Round trip) Gas prices: $80 from NorCal,
$30 from Portland. Half that if one-way.

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It's really bad though. You should go read it: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/372635/uh-oh-super-trampoline-cant-sleep-better-write-another-story-using-voice-to-text-about-fluttershys-vape-juice-i-cant-wait-to-read-the-comments-in-the-morning-if-only-i-could-get-to-sleep-first

It come from Jean Jacques Perrey's 1968 album The Amazing New Electronic Pop Sound. He was a pioneer of electronic music, the French anwer to Wendy Carlos

But I bet you already knew that, you trendsetter you.

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