• Member Since 12th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Oct 26th, 2014

NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

Feb
13th
2014

Valentine's Day · 1:44am Feb 13th, 2014

To some:


To others:


To me:

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Feb
9th
2014

Click Play and Sing · 6:50pm Feb 9th, 2014

Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

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Feb
8th
2014

Question... · 4:11am Feb 8th, 2014

If you were 99 pounds, and you ate 1 pound of Doritos... would you technically be 1% Dorito?

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Feb
7th
2014

Please, I'm going to puke. · 3:00am Feb 7th, 2014

My friends are forcing me to go dress shopping tomorrow. I'm gonna be sick.

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Feb
1st
2014

STUPID FLAPPY BIRD!!!!! · 8:26pm Feb 1st, 2014

I JUST WANT TO PUNCH A WALL BECAUSE FLAPPY BIRD IS RUINING MY LIFE!

If you don't know, Flappy Bird is the most annoying, addicting, craziest game ever. It is like a drug; I am literally addicted.

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Feb
1st
2014

So imagine this.... · 1:58am Feb 1st, 2014

So I had this revelation today...

What if we all had a friend we were destined to be friends with...

But they were never born? So there would be a gap in the group of friends, but we would be unaware of that gap, because we never knew of a time when there wasn't that gap?

What if there were a lot of people destined to befriend people, but they were born somewhere else, and couldn't fulfill that destiny?

What if we are one of those people?

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Jan
28th
2014

CatDog! · 1:29am Jan 28th, 2014

Because why not? CatDog Enthusiasts

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Jan
27th
2014

This is for the 30-or-some followers that just followed me for 'A Story With a Lack of 'E''! · 8:16pm Jan 27th, 2014

Alright, it has a sequel! Drink up: An Additional Story With a Lack of 'E'

It is not yet published, but doesn't have a password, so go ahead, read my sufferings.

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Jan
24th
2014

So trying to write while you can't is bad, right?! · 7:35pm Jan 24th, 2014

I started writing this story about Zecora because, for some reason, I cannot get into the writing mood today... But alas, it sucks. Possible help with plot and exposition and execution and all the jazz would help, if you would find that interesting and would like to help. The story is set before the episode 'Bridle Gossip' and is about Zecora living her day to day life... alone. The part I've already written takes place after one of her many trips to Ponyville (those trips where everypony in

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Jan
24th
2014

I can't find anything to write about... · 5:47pm Jan 24th, 2014

Which probably sounds ridiculous, but it's true. I'm not even sure if this is writer's block or what....

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