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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

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Jan
24th
2014

I can't find anything to write about... · 5:47pm Jan 24th, 2014

Which probably sounds ridiculous, but it's true. I'm not even sure if this is writer's block or what....

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Comments ( 36 )

Same here, except I have several ideas for stories that actually interest me; I just can't bring myself to write for some reason.

1753289 I feel so stupid now, none of the writing prompts I have are helping... :facehoof:

1753292

Here are a few of mine that you can steal if you want.

1 - Bear Grylls in Equestria.

2 - The CMC are Totally not Stuck in Space - Oh Wait...

3 - There is no number three. This sentence and the one before it and the one after it do not really exist. You're seeing things.

1753317 Oh my... Do I have a cancer? I do, don't I?! I have cancer!
HELP!!! I HAVE CANCER!!! OH NO I'M GOING TO DIE!! HELPPP!!! :raritydespair:

H-HELP!!!
h-help
I-I-I... H-help me

h-heeelp
h-h-eeellllllp m-m-meee

*chokes*

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1753330 *is already dead, and therefore cannot respond* :fluttershbad:

1753337 *is mad at you for questioning my logic*

1753338

Is logic at you for questioning my mad.

1753358 *is mad at you for getting drunk* :twilightangry2:

1753363

Is shaking jigglewonger in disgust. (Note: that means my first finger).

1753372 *doesn't know which finger is first finger*

1753379

The first one on the first side.

1753381 *doesn't know which side is first side*

1753384

I don't either. :moustache: Just look at the first finger you see and that's probably it.

1753390 is it the thumb because that's not a finger?

You can write about pickles and Dashies. :rainbowkiss:

1753419 we are such fails :rainbowlaugh:


1753421:rainbowderp: Pickles? Hmmm.... interesting....

1753358 More quotable quotes. Muahahahahah

1753289 Oh god, I know that feel:fluttershyouch:

1753438

Yes. It sucks, doesn't it?

1753441 Indeed. Thanks for the watch by the way!:pinkiehappy:

1753444

You're very welcome.

1753426

See how I've taken over your blog-thread?

1753448 I have 13 unwritten, unposted stories. 3 or 4 of which I'm actually working on; the rest are basically dormant.:facehoof:

1753455

Awesome (I think), I have about ten unwritten stories of my own. Usually, I can get in the writing mode just by sitting down and jumping into my writing for a bit. It takes a while to get focused, but I can usually get there.

Now, though, I'm having trouble even doing that.

1753461 I had this story about Zecora, but after one paragraph I ran out of mojo/juice. Seriously, no more apple juicies for me. But mojo is fun word.

1753473

Quite, quite, quite, quite.

1753481

Oh no you didn't.

Not quite.

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