Please, I'm going to puke.

My friends are forcing me to go dress shopping tomorrow. I'm gonna be sick.

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[TheSheepMaster]

Aww.

[delfin]

Sucks.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804790 i'd rather show up to the dance in freaking hobo flannels and ripped jeans. but nooo...

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804794 time wasted shopping that i could use playing flappy bird. my solution? complaining

[delfin]

1804799 Jajaja.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804806 stop speaking your fancy latin gypsy riddles!

[delfin]

1804809 No quiero ser para
(Google wont be able to translate this, google translate is trash

[TheSheepMaster]

1804795

I hate clothes shopping too. I do love clothes, though, oddly. It's just the act of spending time shopping that I dislike.

[Derpyx0]

What is the dress for?

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804832 what?
1804852 some school dance

[Derpyx0]

1804856 Aww, darn! At all my school dances, no one ever dresses up. The closest we got to 'fancy' was all the boys getting mustaches on a stick and the girls getting masks. I wanted a mustache.

[delfin]

1804856 Yeah, Spanish bitch!

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804861 Mustaches are much better. Besides, I'm being black mailed into this whole dance thing anyway.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804863 Je ne sais pas...

Tu ne parle pas français beaucoup! Je ne suis pas un débutante dans le français. Avec trois ans, j'ai apprendu beaucoup de le français.

[delfin]

1804889 Французский очень неудачным в долгосрочной копейки

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804899 J'adore francais, tu deteste francais.

[delfin]

1804907 Mehh.

[Derpyx0]

1804865 Mustaches ARE better, and can't you pretend to be sick for both events?

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1804919 Au cas où je suis jamais confronté à un étranger, je vais parler en français "Je ne parle- ooh... euh.. I... d-do speak... no Englash--- English... Je suis desole".

[AkemiTheSunbro]

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If at all possible, keep an internet-enabled device on your person. We're just a few clicks (or taps) away.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805077 i doubt they have wifi

I'm a goner.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805083 You have a smartphone, right? I destroyed it twice saving you from Flappy Bird.

Anyway, couldn't you use the phone service to connect to the interwebs?

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805148 it's an itouch, not a phone. but it's probably as close as you can get to a phone.

[deli73]

Forcing you? Can't you just say no?

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805152 ...Godspeed.

You're beyond our help at this point.

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Just pray you find some Wi-Fi.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805202 i know...
1805165 Two words: black mail. (which may or may not be one word...)

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805227 ......

I think it is one word: Blackmail.

Yep, definitely one word.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805289 Yes, blackmail is one word. Just like those who use it have one goal: to be evil.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805299 .........

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[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805314 Three times and counting

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805316 That's because it sounds like your gonna die.

...I'll preach your funeral.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805338 Maybe sure there's a pony sticker on my coffin...

[deli73]

1805372 What sort of blackmail? These don't sound like very good friends...

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805379 It's in a joking manner...

i hope.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805372 Maybe...

You know what? No! Your not gonna die!

Keep this song in your head, and you'll be a-ok!

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1805395 yes, I will. Pray for my survival, young grasshopper, for now, I must log off, fall asleep, and brace the day when all hell shall break loose. I wish you well.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1805403 Will do.

Godspeed.

[Tidal]

1805403 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1806041 i survived.

[Tidal]

1808842 that's good to hear, who else would I have gif and grammar battles with!

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1808876

that's good to hear, who else would I have gif and grammar battles with!

Obviously it would be me, because that statement holds four grammatical mistakes.

Correct: That's good to hear. Who else would I have gif battles and grammar battles with?!

[Tidal]

1808884 See? I have no idea what I'd do without you!

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1808903 Yup, and then you automatically improve your grammar.

[Tidal]

1808923 Only for a little bit... I'm sure I'll make a mistake in a second.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1808990 it's been about 780 seconds...

[Tidal]

1809041 I broke a record!!!