• Member Since 12th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Oct 26th, 2014

NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

Jun
23rd
2014

Ugh · 10:36pm Jun 23rd, 2014

I bought this really cute skirt yesterday, and I’m really eager to wear it, but I’m scared that if I wear a short skirt out in public, I will provoke a rapist to come and attack me. This overwhelming fear has preventing me from going outside in my new skirt. Our society has come to the point where girls are afraid to wear their own clothing and express themselves in public because if they do, they are “asking for it”. They are asking to be raped and attacked and hurt because of

Read More

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 366 views ·
Jun
9th
2014

TenRose · 9:37pm Jun 9th, 2014

At least our tears help sail the ship.

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 313 views ·
Jun
9th
2014

DW · 3:10am Jun 9th, 2014

DOCTOR WHO.

I started watching four days ago. I'm already way into season four.

BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE!!!

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 283 views ·
May
10th
2014

THAT FINALE THOUGH · 5:46pm May 10th, 2014

WOW.

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 293 views ·
May
3rd
2014

LITTLE KIDS THOUGH · 11:02pm May 3rd, 2014

LITTLE KIDS ARE ADORABLE

FACT.





im going to cry..


IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED SECOND GRADERS SINGING YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. I GOING TO CRY

IMAGINE ONE HUNDRED KINDERGARTENERS SINGING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE (GREEN DAY). FREAKING ADORABLE IM GOING TO CRY SAVE MY SOUL.

AND THEN A BUNCH OF FIRST GRADERS ACTING OUT THE GIVING TREE.



LITTLE KIDS ARE ADORABLE. LEAVE ME TO DIE HERE. ILL DIE HAPPY DONT WORRY. MAKE THEM SING AT MY FUNERAL.

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 250 views ·
Apr
29th
2014

LES QUESTIONS POUR MOI · 4:43am Apr 29th, 2014


1. What's your favorite candle scent?
There's this awesome candle in my brother's room I sometimes steal just to sniff at. I'm not sure what scent it is called, though.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Jennifer Lawrence all the way.

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Probably Robert Downy Jr.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
26-ish

5. Do you know a hoarder?
Lots of them.

6. Can you do a split?

Read More

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 274 views ·
Apr
26th
2014

So I think I'm high · 3:30am Apr 26th, 2014

And I spent two hours explaining my childhood as a cayote in my clan to my friends and they just sat there praying I didn't have a brain tumor. I said the tumor was actually just a bump on the side of my head because my flock's leader presented me with the gift of maturity, for which one bump was permanently glued onto my furry cayote forehead.

I don't remember much.

Read More

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 217 views ·
Apr
24th
2014

GUYS. · 11:12pm Apr 24th, 2014

ONLINE HOGWARTS. THANK ME LATER.

http://hogwartsishere.com/

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 241 views ·
Apr
18th
2014

New Story · 12:07am Apr 18th, 2014

Yay.

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 269 views ·
Apr
16th
2014

so.... uhh... · 2:20am Apr 16th, 2014

I'm on spring break, so of course everyone is basically on vacation, but I went on vacation two weeks ago, so I'm still here in my beautiful hometown (--WHY THE FLUFF IS THERE SNOW ON THE GROUND?!?!?)
Anywho, i was texting my friend and she asked me where i was, so of course, being the pokemon nerd i am, i replied, "Sinnoh."
BUT SHE ISNT A POKEMON NERD, SO SHE HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS.

Read More

Report NarwhalUnicorn · 277 views ·
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!