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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

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Apr
16th
2014

so.... uhh... · 2:20am Apr 16th, 2014

I'm on spring break, so of course everyone is basically on vacation, but I went on vacation two weeks ago, so I'm still here in my beautiful hometown (--WHY THE FLUFF IS THERE SNOW ON THE GROUND?!?!?)
Anywho, i was texting my friend and she asked me where i was, so of course, being the pokemon nerd i am, i replied, "Sinnoh."
BUT SHE ISNT A POKEMON NERD, SO SHE HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS.
I told her it was at the northern most region of this country (it is, check the pokemon map) and she assumed i was in alaska.
It was a really funny conversation in retrospect, as i kept giving her comparisons between the other regions... hoenn, fiore, johto, etc) but i dont really wanna break it to her that really im not in alaska, but rather in my dark bedroom with a giant bag of chips, a ds, and no plans for the entire week except to defeat the elite four with a team of eeveelutions.

this pretty much sums up my life.
...or rather, my lack of a life.

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My Spring Break was bicycling across California with a bunch of other fifth graders like me :pinkiehappy:

It was fun.

2014248 My spring break is pokemon. In fact, my life is pokemon.

Honestly, I know next to nothing about Pokemon, but even I probably would be able to figure out if some place name was a region there. As far as actual names, I only remember Sinnoh, and that's because I got bored and read this random guidebook I found lying around.

Same here. I'm leaving for NY on Thursday, which is when all my friend are coming BACK from their trips!!!! :twilightoops:

2014254

Lol. I don't really know what Pokemon is :derpytongue2:

I approve of this use of Spring Break.

I'm just dying repeatedly in Dark Souls 2. It's beautiful.

2014254 I approve.

Do you have Pokemon X/Y?

2015354 Nope, I'ven't got X/Y. I do, however, have Twilight Princess, and have been playing that for a looong time.


2014586 :ajbemused:

2016012 Well, that's fun I guess!

...Except Twilight Princess was one my least favorite Zelda game...

Me in a nutshell, except it isn't the pokemons or whatever the kids nowadays are doing. Instead its Battlefield 4, Dark Souls, and Eve Online. Yeah, the nerd life is the best life.:twilightsmile: But Alas, my spring break already passed.:ajsleepy:

2015353 Buddy of mine forced the first Dark Souls down my throat, its friggin glorious.

2017468 How bout some Jolly Cooperation?

2017591 Eh, maybe.

(I just joined the Dark Souls fanbase with DS2, so I'm not so familiar with all the memes and such yet :twilightblush:)

2017629 Lol, same only been playin a couple of weeks. Both of those are my favorite.

2017633 Been playing for about a month and a half. :yay:

I just beat The Rotten today.

2018301 wait wait is this one of those illegal ones or is this safe for my computer? :rainbowderp:

2018481 *shrugs*

I have a GBA cartridge, so I have no idea how Emulators work.

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