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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

Apr
15th
2014

I made a thing. · 10:44pm Apr 15th, 2014

I made a thing. You should probably go check out my thing. Yeah. That is all.

Just a friendly reminder to all of you psychopaths.

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Apr
13th
2014

Every day · 5:13pm Apr 13th, 2014

Every day, I visit you.
Every day, I come here.
Every day, I suffer.

Behind my glistening tears, I see your name.
Below my dirt-stained pants, I feel your touch.
Inside my clutching fists, I hold your love.
Despite my aching heart, I let you go.

But every day, I come back.
I return to this place.

And I see your name, written in stone.
I feel your touch, although you're just bone.
I hold your love, which has only grown.
I let you go, and I am alone.

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Apr
13th
2014

this gets more and more hilarious the more you read · 3:10am Apr 13th, 2014


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Apr
12th
2014

Let's get creative! · 3:39pm Apr 12th, 2014

Or just not be productive all day. I'm pretty sure I was planning on writing something... but...
nahhh.
I'd rather spend all day playing Twilight Princess.

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Apr
1st
2014

mehhhhhh · 12:24am Apr 1st, 2014

meh essays suck

i really shouldn't have procrastinated a week's worth of homework for one night.
nooooerrrrr stahp no homework leave me alone no go shoo i wanna play zelda
nerrrr...

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Mar
1st
2014

My feels are broken · 7:34pm Mar 1st, 2014

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Feb
22nd
2014

Some random lyrics · 2:23am Feb 22nd, 2014

The fresh scent of crisp cinnamon straws,
ripe like the days that I have grown.
Pressing my small hands against our puppy's paws,
Enjoying the childhood I had once known.

These are the colors of my youth
They shine bright
They shine in truth
But they came and they went
It was all done and spent
And I cursed those days
Those days that fade away

They came like the snow
And melted in the sun
They drifted in the wind
Enjoying all the fun.

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Feb
21st
2014

So apparently our 20-something year old teacher has two albums and is the lead of a full out band... without any of us knowing. · 12:51am Feb 21st, 2014

So all of us students decided to secretly download it, purchase tickets to his next gig, and surprise him by showing up dressed in formal, college professor-like wear (because that's what he always wears).


We are so evil XD

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Feb
16th
2014

Dedication to Art · 11:43pm Feb 16th, 2014

Okay, I'm about to perform the impossible.

Act serious.

"Whaaat? Narwhal? Serious? BWAHAHA!!! Good one; she'll never be serious!"

Hey, Mr. Voice-Inside-My-Head! Shut up!

Anyway, let's talk about art... or more about you (hopefully) reading this one-sided rant about art.

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Feb
15th
2014

I have officially written romance. You should be proud of me. This is beautiful. · 11:19pm Feb 15th, 2014

Once upon a spatula, Cinderally was a demonic angel from Alaska who loved a human being named Alex the Beast. He thought that Cinderally was demonically poisoned and became attracted to peaches. Cinderally was offended by his smile. Alex was cheating on Cinderally with Rapunzelly and he didn't notice that Rapunzelly hated peaches and bronies. Bronies were jealous of princes and princesses so Cinderally danced horribly to P!NK and Rapunzelly sang disturbingly to Justin Bieber. She mocked

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