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NarwhalUnicorn


j'ai ete desole, mais je suis deteste Mon Petit Poney.

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Apr
29th
2014

LES QUESTIONS POUR MOI · 4:43am Apr 29th, 2014


1. What's your favorite candle scent?
There's this awesome candle in my brother's room I sometimes steal just to sniff at. I'm not sure what scent it is called, though.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Jennifer Lawrence all the way.

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
Probably Robert Downy Jr.

4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
26-ish

5. Do you know a hoarder?
Lots of them.

6. Can you do a split?
HahahHHhAhahahahahahHHAHHahahahAHAHAHAH NO.

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Young

8. How many oceans have you swam in?
Atlantic and Pacific, probably.

9. How many countries have you been to?
USA, Canada, etc. I'm going all over Europe next year (probably).

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
My grandfather was.

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Something pretty. Maybe Claudia or Julia. Maybe Olivia. Maybe. Maybe Matilda. Maybe Primrose because I'm still grieving over that. Maybe I won't have children. Maybe. OR MAYBE ILIA BECAUSE LOZ FTW.

12. What would you name your son if you had one?
Link.

...I wish I was kidding.

13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
I got a 69% in fourth grade once.

14. What was your favourite TV show when you were a child?
Favourite? Uhhh... I had a lot. CatDog, Dragon Tales, BLOOS CLUES, That's So Raven, Zack & Cody, Disney, Nickelodeon, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Totally Spies, iCarly, that show with the teenage robot, Phineas and Ferb, etc. I feel like I'm forgetting a lot.
I loved Bloo's Clues.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
I don't remember. However, I was Link last year, and RD the year before.

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
I've read Harry Potter many, many, many times. The Hunger Games, as well.
Twilight? NO.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
BRITISHHHH

18. Did your mother go to college?
Yup

19. Are your grandparents still married?
My grandparents are dead.

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
Nope

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Yup

22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Six Flags, Great America. I've been there many times :3

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
French, because I've already taken a few years of it.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Grey is fancier, but I'm American. Gray.

25. Is your father bald?
Nope. Thankfully

26. Do you know triplets?
Uhhh no.

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
I prefer playing video games.

28. Have you ever had Indian food?
Yes, although I don't really like it.

29. What's the name of your
favourite restaurant?
I don't have a favourite. But this Italian place named Calo's is really good!

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yesh. My brother had his (first?) date there.

And then she dumped him. XD

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Cosco, BJ's, etc.)?
My mom goes to Costco.

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
I actually have no idea.

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Angie.

34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
Jesus Christ.

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Suburbs. I can't stand farmland. I can't stand suburbs, either, but they're a bit better. Really, I'd prefer to be in the middle of downtown Chicago. XD

36. Can you whistle?
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEWODLSNFIALFOFLV NO I CANNOT.

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
No. I'm a big girl now.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
Breakfast? Ha that's loser talk. I grab coffee to go and that's it.

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
I probably should be, but I choose to not use my acne stufffz.

40. What medical conditions do you have?
A dangerous low amount of cares I can give.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
A lot. I tend to injure myself a lot.

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
YASSS.

43. Where do you buy your jeans?
I buy a pant at stores.

44. What's the last compliment you got?
"Angie, I love you, but SHUT UP!!"

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
I remember what you had for dinner two nights ago. I remember watching you get your first haircut. I remember the exact time at which you were born. I remember everything. O___O

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
I hate tea.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
I can only think of eight or nine but I probably have more.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
Christianity.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
SANTA IS REAL YOU BIG FAT LIAR

50. Why do you have a Fimfiction account?
Because walruses eat baloney.

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44. What's the last compliment you got?

"Angie, I love you, but SHUT UP!!"

That's pretty fantastic.:rainbowlaugh:

2060177 My friends usually just kinda look at me in disgust. :twilightblush:

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