STUPID FLAPPY BIRD!!!!! · 8:26pm Feb 1st, 2014
I JUST WANT TO PUNCH A WALL BECAUSE FLAPPY BIRD IS RUINING MY LIFE!
If you don't know, Flappy Bird is the most annoying, addicting, craziest game ever. It is like a drug; I am literally addicted.
I hear the sound effects where ever I go. I have dreams about Flappy Bird. I see Flappy Bird in the food I eat and the faces I look at. I keep tapping my table like I am playing Flappy Bird, even when I'm not playing. I am Flappy Bird.
Some people say, "Oh well, it's just a game..."
IT IS NOT JUST A GAME!
Could a badly pixelated, Mario-copying game make thousands of people FRUSTRATED LIKE I AM?!
"Umm... Narwhal, calm down. It's okay."" they say.
IF IT WAS OKAY I WOULDN'T BE HERE, SLEEP DEPRIVED, ON THE VERGE OF KILLING SOMEONE, OVER A STUPID BIRD!!!
"Relax, you're going to be okay." they try to comfort.
My addiction is freaking worse than CAT AND BIBBLE!
I just can't go without Flappy Bird. Flappy Bird is ruining my life!
*slowly cries, cradling self in a tiny, dark closet*
Here's a video to reflect my pain:
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Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy.
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I'm going to die like this.
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Nope. You're too awesome to die.
1783941 but... Flappy Bird. I literally went over to my friend's today and all I did was play Flappy Bird, while they did productive stuff. I'm on the verge of throwing my phone somewhere.
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Do it! It's the only way!
1784087 At the wall!
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Flappy Bird has ruined me.
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you don't understand my pain.
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A similar thing happened to me once, actually.
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1784138 How so?
1784143 I once got addicted to a game like that, I mean.
I think it was... Jetpack Joyride? Yeah. Trust me, the best thing to do is make it impossible to continue playing the game. Ask a friend to lock your phone somewhere for a few days or something, and not to give it back until then. Or just delete the app, maybe? I dunno.
1784157 I WILL NOT DELETE FLAPPY BIRD!
1784162 You're doomed.
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Flappy flappy?
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no...
*opens up dark closet*
Eyeee... You look AWFUL!
C'mon. Let's grab some pizza. It'll get your mind off of it.
1784800 NOOO I NEED TO BEAT MY HIGH SCORE FIRST!
*hisses*
1784851 Now, now. Give it here.
*holds out hand*
1785233 NO! 31.media.tumblr.com/1a87292da25d54e38136116bfaf507e1/tumblr_msiylemY0h1sgp6i1o1_500.gif
1785267 *sigh* You've forced my hand.
*jumps in closet, wrenches phone from your hand, sticks it in my pocket, takes a step back*
Alright. You need a shower. After you cleanse yourself, we'll get some pizza.
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NO! GIVE IT BACK!
1785285 Shower first.
Then pizza.
Then maybe.
1785296 no.
*snatches phone and runs away*
MY PRECIOUS!
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*starts chasing you*
Don't make me use my secret weapon!
*Tackles you, steals phone back*
This is- *grunt* for your own good!
*runs towards nearest body of water*
Alright, now take a shower, or the phone takes a bath.
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Nooo!
I just want... my...
FLAPPY BIRD!!!
*tackles, grabs phone, throws you into the lake, and runs away (in a Flappy Bird-like fashion)*
1785342 *emerges from water, sighs angrily*
You've forced this upon me.
*grasps gem from my pocket*
Chaos Control!
*teleports to you, grabs phone, throws it into the air*
Chaos....
*I begin to glow red*
....BLAST!!!
*red chaos waves pours from the gem over the phone, disintegrating it*
Now, SHOWER.
1785393 NOOO!!! WHY DID JOE REPLACE STEVEN ON BLOOS CLUES?!
AND I STILL WANT MY FLAPPY BIRD!
1785420 Go take a shower. We can talk about it over pizza.
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please give me back my flappy bird..
1785426 Forget Flappy Bird. It clearly never loved you.
And you smell nasty. You need a shower.
How... How long were you in that closet?
1785436 ...4 days.
1785486 Eyeeeeee....
You definitely had a problem.
Now, let's get you showered. Four-day BO is awful.
1785498 noo... but... flappy bird!
i actually have been showering... while playing flappy bird
1785538 B-But... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! I destroyed your phone!!
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1785552 i have two.
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*grabs 2nd phone, tosses it to the ground, stomps on it 'til it shatters*
Alright. Now that you don't smell like something crawled into you and died, it's Pizza time.
*grabs your wrist, pulling you away from phone wreckage.
1785592 NOO!!!
*uses magical powers to fix phone and teleport it to me*
FLAPPY BIRD, I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
1785620 *sigh*
Do you forget all ready?
Chaos Control!
*warps, grabs phone, almost throws in in the air*
Wait. I have a better idea.
*deletes flappy bird app*
There ya go.
*throws phone back*
Problem solved.
1785635 *SCREAMS*
YOU LITTLE....
IT. IS. ON!
*CHARGES*
1785663 *Dodges*
I just saved you from much pain and misery.
We should settle down and grab some pizza.
*grabs wrist*
Allons-y!
I'm so sorry, I didn't know it would go is far. I never expected it would ruin lives... Damn me and my super-awesome trendsetting ways... Seriously, me and my friend played the game for a few days, showed our friends, then it became super popular. My high score is 176... It's so annoying. (I'm actually not joking... You know there are two more games created by the same guy... They're a little easier, but still hard)