Question...

If you were 99 pounds, and you ate 1 pound of Doritos... would you technically be 1% Dorito?

Comments

[AkemiTheSunbro]

At any rate, I'm glad to see you didn't die.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1808977 That was what my mind wandered to during that abhorable hour: ridiculously philosophical questions about Doritos.

[Tidal]

1808981 This theory must be tested! Guards bring me Doritos!

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1808981 Well, it was VERY thought provoking.

But still... what you had to go through...

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[Garbo]

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This is the best blog post I've seen in a long, long time.

[deli73]

Well, more or less, but with all the things like breathing, dead skin falling off, sweating, burping, and other gross ways your body cycles out matter and cells, it probably wouldn't be that way for long.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809030 but still....

[deli73]

1809038 But still what...?

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809057 At one point, you would be technically one percent dorito.

[deli73]

1809063 Yes, but that would be true of any food that you eat in a quantity of 1/99 of your body weight.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809076 So? Doritos are awesome; I'm awesome... I'm a dorito!

[deli73]

1809081 But you're not. Even if you ate that much doritos, you'd still be only 1% dorito. And you can never be 100% dorito. You'd likely throw up or die before you got anywhere close.
Wow this got depressing fast.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809087 Now my life dream is to become a dorito.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1809099 DON'T DO IT!!!

IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809338 It's too late! I have already transformed.
Here's a selfie secondratesnacks.com/images/dorito.jpg

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1809341 NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO-

Hey look! A dorito!

*reaches for you hungrily*

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1809389 HEY! NO!! DON'T EAT ME, I'M JUST PLASTIC AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURING!

[AkemiTheSunbro]

1809392

Yay! Doritoes!

[Samey90]

Hmm, now I'll be thinking about it for the rest of the day...

[Sollace]

I suppose that depends.

How many Doritos can you get for a Pound?

--Sollace

[deli73]

1809341 But how did you take that picture if you don't have any hands?

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1811214 My magical cheesey sense.