“ARGH!”
Apple Bloom shouted as she leaped from the chair and ran in front of their lemonade stand.
“So that's why we weren't havin' any customers!”
She then angrily pulled out the ‘close’ sign and...the sandy earth began to shake...and a large crowd of thirsty ponies suddenly appeared in front of their stand out of nowhere, literally burying Apple Bloom under the sea of sand and hooves.
“...A-ah'm okay...” a painfully low voice said, making Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle cringe as they served customers.
In this story, the chapter length progresses asymptotically towards zero words.
just combine chapters.