Man, I'd thought that event would never end, but now I'm back and with some time to spare!
*Ahem* SURPRISE! Hey there guys! Nice hair do! I saved you some cider this time!
Here, take it! ...It's finest in all of Equestria! One sip, oh so good and slightly fizzy too!
...Oh, right, you can't touch it, can you...this glass wall is in the way. I forgot...
*sigh* what a pity...it really is...I'll put this thing away then, I'm not really thirsty.
So, uumm how have you been?!
eh?
oo..Really?
Oh I see. Well, I was just having another day in my life of Pinkie! Oh, and those Flim flam guys just lost the competition. I mean they won but their cider was like, Clider! I mean really, that was like the drink version of those baked bads! I mean seriously, did they expect ponies to DRINK that?! Now I know I've drank rather bad stuff before, like that time when I mixed Soda and Blended candies and let me tell you, I mixed all the wrong stuff! Sour with spicys, man what WAS I thinking?!
?! What's that supposed to mean?!
....You know, I got an idea!
You guys want some CUPCAKES! I'll even and some RAINBOW, just a DASH!!
Rainbows are really spicy, so I can't use to much otherwise the thing becomes a fire with frosting on it!
Well Duh that's what I meant when I said I wanted to add some rainbow. I mean what else could I mean, really?
You guys and your silly imaginations. Dashie is over there trying to steal that cider I left over there without me noticing again.
Horse apples!!
Oh Dashie, I didn't want it anyway, it was just for...a friend. She's already gone. Oh well what you gonna do huh?
Say, you mind if I talk to ya about somethin? You know how I, well… see you guys right? I mean it's kinda hard to miss a huge screen there that just appears every week. I told my friends about all you 'bronies,' yet no one completely believed me, other than Lyra I think, but she just went nuts and bolted like she had a buncha of sugar! TwilightSparkle probably would have done some of her freaky science-cey stuff if I told her, like what she did with my Pinkie sense, and boy oh boy, as much as I'm a fan of crazy times I'm not sure if I wanna go through THAT again.
...Still, it is a bit upsetting sometimes, to have our worlds so close yet so far apart at the same time. You guys look like some nice ponies, I mean, people... especially you there. What I'd give just to get past this wall. Not just to prove I was right, but to help spread smiles in your world. I mean your place, nice as some things look, others are just plain, negative to say the least. Maybe a Pinkie Party would fix that, maybe...it just needs more pony...
Well, don't you worry about a thing, Auntie Pinkie will find a way though! Yep, I'ma be Your Real Little Pony one day! I mean, this barrier separating us can't last forever now, right? There has to be some flaw...and I swear I will find it and exploit it!
You'll see, I'll make it over there...I Pinkie Promise... Let's hoof on it.
Cross my heart,
hope to fly...
...Stick a cupcake in my eye...oh one day.
Oh, this is so out of character for me... sorry, it's just sometimes I overreact to things...You know, I like to throw parties and be the crazy, unpredictable pony that I take pride in being, but even I need some times to slow down and...I donno, smell the flowers? I don't often take time to slow down be, well normal, cause what's the fun in that?
I haven't been really calm since I was a filly, and that was when I worked on a rock farm! Now why anyone would farm rocks is beyond me, but anyway... back then times were so dull and boring, it was near depressing. After that event, I never wanted to have another dull moment in my life again, so I strive to bring smiles to everypo...I mean, everybody, no matter what kind it is. And the best way to do that is to always have one yourself, and know how to share it. You know what I mean?
Yea...
So...well, it's been nice talkin to you again...Oh, look at the time! I must soon be pinkie again! No use is wopping and mopping, there are giggles to give!
You know, I'm serious about being a silly filly! I mean, it's not easy to be the insane, physics defying pony that is the Pinkie pie! People and pony need me, after all who else can put everyone in a good mood as much as yours to be truly?
Oh dear it's near Showtime!... But, before I go for the show...can I see a smile?
common, it'll lighten my spirits so much....the corners of your mouth turned up is always pinkies dream!
and if you're kinda worried, and faces made a frown...
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down.
and It's true, some days are dark and lonely,
And maybe you feel sad,
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad.
There's one thing that makes me happy...
And makes my whole life worthwhile,
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile!
So come on everybrony, smile smile smile!
The perfect gift for me... is seeing your smile...wide as a mile! To make me happy as can be!
Let's see ourselves off with a smile! So come on and smile!
Woo-hoo! It's been so nice talking to you again. See you soon!
And, thanks....!
I love you too pinkie
but pinky i am smiling :D
223088 one day...maybe
223409 It's fills my heart with sunshine all the while! Yes it DOES!
Pinkie, I wish that you can just come right through my screen right this second! You know how to make a sad guy like me smile when I see your face! OK had to do it, sorry. But this is a great fic! LOVE THE VECTOR PICTURES! SO COOL! So tracking this! KEEP IT UP!
Oh Pinkie, your presence just to notice us is delight enough. Besides, wouldn't the cosmos be vaporized the instant you divide by zero?
YOU'D BE CRAAAAAZY TO DO SO! *Ahem* Regardless, please inform your author that he needs to spellcheck his story with a word processor, like open office or Google doc. And yeah, our world is what TVtropes summed up rather well, as sorta mix between a "crapsack utopia". Not completely bad, nor completely good. Just grey all over the place. Have you ever seen the world grey? I mean, I wouldn't be able to see the Sky, and Rainbow Dash wouldn't be a Rainbow now would she?
Technically though, you are breaking the fourth wall indirectly through this portal.
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And surely you could dimension hop and nab one of our personal computers for direct chat.
By the way, Daring Doo has just for some reason crash landed into the table next to you. Oddly, your Cider is intact.
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And hello Rainbow Dash. Why the sudden face?
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You tell her Pinkie! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get to bed, it's 12:15 here!
StarSorio, " i "s should be " I "s.
229404 done
228259 I did! i recomended to him that he preread in that word thingie he has since his chrome spell check stinks.
Whoa! daring doo! Wait, Rainbow took the cider...
Funfact! this "smile smile smile" refrence was made, BEFORE it t was in its episode!
I threw myself at the screen in an attempt to pull her through, but it didn't work
Aw... Thanks for your words and your time, Pinkie. You always make me smile :)
Keep trying, Pinkie. One day you'll break down that wall.
Sometimes, you just hate the universe. This is one of those times.
PINKIE! SO HAPPY TO SEE YA! Come out of this screen this second....Please I made you my profile picture. YAY?!
Don't worry Pinkie.
Diane is here to help out!