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...I'm confused.
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It's a Sweeney Todd song. That might be helpful to know.
I see our group has infected you with AppleDash. Carry on!
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Infection log:
It has been a week since I was bitten by that Appledash fan. In a foolhardy mistake at the time, I had thought them simply over-exuberant, but that was before I learned the truth. Even now, in the throes of the transformation, I remember shreds of my former self; my beloved Twidash ship, the color of my ex-wife's eyes, the smell of lavender...they come to me clearly before my mind clouds again, replaced by thoughts that aren't mine: "Consarnit," "Awesometastic," "Barn-raising," "20% cooler." These are foreign notions deadening my synapses as the full transformation takes root. My fellow Twidashers have me quarantined in the barracks. They know what must be done when the transformation is complete. There is only one known cure: removing the head or destroying the brain. Hopefully this log will gain them valuable insight into the disease and will lead them to a breakthrough. Hopefully, there will be something left to read before I fill it with doodles of apples and lightning bolts inside of hearts.
My only regret is the loss of Twidash. Without it, how will a bookish unicorn learn to relax and a headstrong pegasus learn to think things through? It is a loss that is simply unbearable to me, but with each passing moment grows distant, twisted. Soon it will be gone. Even now I can feel the lucidity slipping. I fear this is my last entry...
Applejack swept a hoof across her brow, eying the blue pegasus hovering above her. A small smile played at her lips as she asked, "So tell me, RD, ya ever think about mares?"
*a door opens, the air is filled with the noise of struggles and moans. A gunshot sounds and the room falls silent*
And by that I mean, Appledash is adorable and I'm quite having fun!
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'Tis.