SCOOTALOO : User Guide and Manual
SCOOTALOO : User Guide and Manual
Congratulations, you have purchased a SCOOTALOO unit of your very own. To use this unit to it's full potential
and avoid unexpected brushes with death we have provided you with manual.
WARNING: This unit will always do crazy stunts, complain and always end up covered with tree sap after an attempt to get a Cutie Mark.
Name: Scootaloo, Scoots, Crusader
Age: Due to size and Maturity estimated 7
Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Ponyville
Height: Default filly height
Weight: Light
Length: Default filly length
Your SCOOTALOO unit comes with the following accessories:
One (1) Scooter
One (1) random cutie mark crusader activity. (110 activities in total 1 set for 15 USD)
One (1) 15 ton keg of tree sap
One (1) Cutie Mark Crusader Cape
One (1) Chicken Coop
Programming
Your SCOOTALOO is capable of doing the following:
Cutie Mark Crusader: Your Scootaloo when placed near an activity set, will automatically use it and attempt to get her cutie mark, when she fails, pour the tree sap on her for extra LOLZ. Will wear the Cutie Mark Crusader Cape during this.
Cute Beggar: This cutie filly will lie on the streets with that mind begging stare of hers and automatically make you wallet look as big as this paper. You can easily get millions.
Copycat: In desperation in getting a cutie mark she will copy the programming of any unit
Chicken 6 Piece Meal: This unit tastes like chicken, deep fry in a oil cooker. *Note you will sacrifice this unit to do this but DAMN for plastic and metal it tastes AWESOME!!!!* Eat with mashed potatoes.
Egg Producer: This unit when combined with the included Chicken Coop will make scootaloo eggs (Do not hatch do not even try)
Stuntpony: Will do shows as the only pony being able to ride a scooter. Will pay lots of cash.
Removal of the SCOOTALOO unit from her packaging
1. Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad.
2. Inform a RAINBOW DASH, APPLEBLOOM or SWEETIE BELLE to open the box, the sight of a familiar face will coax the filly out of the box.
3. Somehow turn a young child into a filly and make her play a activity, the sight of another blank flank will make her run out of the box and greet the filly.
4. Make a chicken mating call. Nuff said.
5. Yell "RAINBOW DASH IS GIVING FREE FLYING LESSONS" will have the same effect as method 1
Reprogramming
Impatient (Default)
Modest (Default)
Happy
Optimistic
Halloween
Helpful
Insane
Liar
Addicted
Role Model
Chicken
Cannibal (Locked as chickens don't eat ponies)
Your SCOOTALOO unit comes with Impatient and Modest already activated.
If you want to change it's programming to Happy, let her use one activity with a APPLEBLOOM unit and a SWEETIE BELLE
unit.
To change her to ROLE MODEL mode tell a RAINBOW DASH to ENCOURAGE the unit, she will copy all programming the RAINBOW DASH unit except for modes that require flying, as chickens can't fly.
To change her to optimistic put any MANE 6 units and tell them to ENCOURAGE the unit. She will do activities without rest. To return her to default setting wait a week
Her Halloween mode is always activated 31 of OCTOBER, in which she will make a costume when in presence of a RARITY unit, if not in presence of a RARITY unit she will beg you to buy her one. She will then go out with any other FILLY units until her group either earns 35 kg(s) of candy, or the sun rises.
To change her to helpful, let another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER do an activity and then cover them in the tree sap. In this mode she will help her fellow CRUSADER until she then believes she has helped.
To get her into her Insane mode leave her in the presence of an INSANE PINKIMENA DIANE PIE unit. She will crack, eventually... To return her to her default setting, instruct another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER to help their insane colleague.
To get her into her Addicted mode give her an addictive substance. To revert her to the default state, tell the other CRUSADERS that you can get a Cutie Mark for Detoxifying.
To change her to chicken, put her into the chicken coop. To cancel the effect take her out.
Relationship with other units
Rainbow Dash: Idol, will follow her to the end of the world
Cutie Mark Crusaders: All being blank flanks, they help each other and sometimes even speak in unison.
Mane 6: All friends, they all happily help them.
Rest
She sleeps every day at 9'o clock PM and wakes up at 6'o clock AM
Frenquently Asked Questions
Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?
A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused. CHICKENS CAN'T EARN CUTIE MARKS IDIOT!!!!!
Q : Seeing my FLUTTERSHY/HORSE, MD in mating season made my SCOOTALOO shake and mumble insane mumbles...
A : She probably got raped, reboot her.
Q : My SCOOTALOO got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that? Silly human/pony, chickens can't earn cutie marks!
Q : PINKAMENA DIANE PIE, nuff said.
A : Call us... Pinkie Pie doesn't eat chicken!!
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SCOOTALOO IS NOT COPIED
I made a template out of the applebloom one and I must have forgotten some things...
Just so you know, the Sweetie Belle Will be 100% New No template, no nothing... Just plain text...
"One (1) Chicken Coop"
"Chicken mode"
I laughed so hard i cried!
as Sonic colors announcer would say
good!
great!
awesome!
outstanding!
AMAZING!
awesome that means different also WHERE THE HELL CAN I ORDER THESE!?!?!?!?!?
There better be a Sweetie Bot reference in the next one.
163836 Nope Marshmallow...
Is it wrong if I want to modify my biology to make my semen addictive?
I feel the need to report several typos in this manual. You keep referring to Scootaloo as a chicken.
Everypony knows she's a dodo. Silly mail order company.
Also, concerning the Scootaloo eggs, you realize you can't put something like that in here without some idiot actually trying it right? An idiot like me.
164105And now I know who to point to when somepony asks me whom is responsible for the horrors of the 2012 apocalypse.
>>SouthernCross Yes. Very, VERY wrong.
I hatched the eggs from my SCOOTALOO unit. Now I have six similar units, but smaller and with diferent colors. They keep following my SCOOTALOO unit around, calling her mom and are alread a part of the CRUSADERS.
I just hope they don't hatch their eggs, I dont want 36 extra units around
Um... is it a serious problem when my SCOOTALOO unit starts flying?!?!!!
My SCOOTALOO unit is beating up my ZECORA and APPLE BLOOM units what do I do?
Just reboot em all. Always worked for me.
My SCOOTALOO unit has been talking about "draining the blood" after she watched SAW, I believe she and INSANE PINKAMENA DIANE PIE have gone into business killing other pony unit's
Not that I'm complaining, just thought you should now.
Is it okay if I bring my Scootaloo unit to a cockfight?
i still don't get the scootaloo chicken thing... alo my unit is laughing insanely and has stolen my computer, but i got a flash of the name of what she was reading 'cup...' should i be worried? also, my applebloom unit is missing and has been ever since scootaloo locked herself in my basement.
I, for the record, resent the idea that SCOOTALOO is a chicken. She shows no homicidal tendencies towards bugs.
164048 yes, yes it is.
My SCOOTALOO unit's eggs hatched! What do I do? I swear I didn't hatch them and I am totally 100% telling the truth right now...