Most scoff at the past, stuffing it rudely behind them as they shove through and press their gaze forward towards the future. Some never can, no matter how powerful they may be. And, no matter who they are, the past always catches up. Always.
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2975026 About that, yeah (probably closer to an hour and a half). When it comes to a story where I'm just dicking around, I can write quite a bit faster. I wrote Take Me To Tortilla Land as an in-joke for my coworkers in a few hours, and that was about 5k words. Wrote both chapters of The Adventures of a Self-Insert in two mornings, one for each.
Starting to write a chapter is hard for me. The second I start, things just seem to flow. (The one exception was Pinkie's party for Nix. I had trouble with the start of it, so I ended up writing the bit with Luna near the end, then writing the story up to that point.)
I imagine I'll start running into problems soon, seeing as Nix will shortly have to begin proper interactions with the Mane 6...after 130k+ words...
Man, I'm terrible at pacing. :D
Edit: I'm also terrible at understanding the intricacies of comments. Wait, people who see this story can't see comments on chapters I haven't posted yet, can they?
(O_O)
2979531 Speaking of things seeming to flow...
...they're not flowing. Goddammit. I know what happens in this chapter, in each scene, but things aren't coming out right when I write them.
About what I said earlier, there's a trade-off with me, kinda. Almost all of my chapters have been written in one or two days, honestly. I just have to wait until the time is right and, err, things just sorta happen from there. Being drunk just makes things easier, although I wrote the first 750 words of this chapter almost sober.
Yeah, Aku, I have no idea what I'm doing.
It's still a lot of fun.
2999978 You. YOU! I don't want to hear a word out of you, sir. The temporal relativity of your bar made both Ridge Dancer and Luna cry. And other characters, too, but I'm not gonna tell you who because FUCK YOU.
And it would take Nix a lot more to collapse a universe than just a snap of his fingers. Right now he only possesses the power to collapse a quarter of Wyoming or so without breaking all of pony reality to get to the rest of his powers.
The reunion of Phoenix and Ridge Dancer was adorable and heartwarming, nice work!
On a side note, yes, Ridge Dancer, you possess mammary glands, but ye do not posses The Boobs.
Not bad if i do say so myself.About time i been waiting for a chapter for like ever and ever.No i am joking but seriously.
3000587 Nah, only two chapters in a month and a half is bad. Granted, there were the bees, but a little bit of it was writer's block. No worries, I'll work on it. (Probably won't have the same manic update pace as the chapters did when I first started this story, though; there's a reason I had to rewrite a coupla of 'em...).
3000255 No, no she does not. I don't play around with anthro shenanigans, I don't. I'm just a bastard to ponies and immortals alike, toying with their emotions for the amusement of my readers.
Sometimes I even manage to feel bad about it!
2999978 That look the bartender gave Nix shortly before he left? You know, that look?
I'm using it on you. Right now.
Seriously, Aku. I mean, seriously, man. Nix obviously just passed out. Again. For the umpteenth time. Sooner or later I'm going to have to explain why he sleeps so often. (Yes, there's a reason.) Ah, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
3000899 I ain't tripin bro your one of my favorite authors on this site. Your story is awesome and your like a god to me and that really messed up ain't it?
3001050 BOOBS! TEATS! All the same to me serve the same purpose.
3000991 Pretty messed up, yeah. But that's okay. I'm fairly screwed up myself, so if I meet people that aren't a little off-kilter, I can't trust 'em for the likes of me.
But that god thing...nah. I'm writing a story with an irreverent protagonist that makes his fucked up living killing the shit out of gods. There's a reason for that. I don't much like gods. I don't much like the world they created. But I'm a selfish, egotistical bastard, so I decided to create a new world. I started writing.
I'm glad you like my story. I really am. But at the end of the day, I'm just some guy sitting in his studio apartment, drunk off his ass and writing stories about brightly colored equines. (Not to mention the fact that my story could be a hell of a lot better. I'm working on it.) Like my story all you want. I, personally, am still a bastard of the highest caliber.
Having said that...GODDAMMIT, THE BOOB THING WAS A JOKE. NIX DID IT TO THROW DANCIE OUT OF HER COMFORT ZONE. I'LL HEAR NO MORE TALK ABOUT PONY BOOBS UNLESS IT IS IN A CLEARLY JOCULAR MANNER.
3001050 You are not helping my ego issues. But, see, there's this comet coming which is going to take all of us to
HeavenEquestria, because aliens, and, oh, here's a refreshing glass of Kool Aid, drink up!Wait. Wait! Put on your Nike sneakers, first!
3001130 Ok but i got one question tho what jocular mean?
3001147 Joking around; comments made in jest.
But seriously, a fixation on pony boobs was not what I was going for with this chapter.
3001149 This one time, I got so drunk I woke up in Canada with no pants. I live in Arizona.
No lie. (Alright, it's a blatant lie, just drink the motherfucking Kool Aid already.)
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LOL was not expecting a reply
btw chuck Norris > nick cage
3025834 Predator drones are en route to cleanse the blasphemer from my story comments. ENJOY THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE, YOU FREEDOM-HATING BASTARD.
3027584
http://youtu.be/gvdf5n-zI14
3055327 Didn't that episode with Zecora teach you nothin', Aku?
Gary's Mod may be different, but I'm sure we'll all be the very best frieeeeends!
3055448 Don't make me force you to join a sing-a-long, man. I'll do it. I'm fuckin' crazy like that.
MoaP spoilers: A song and dance routine about murder and mutilation.
3055484 Well, it won't happen for a few chapters yet, but I can say that the chorus is this:
"Murder Murder Death Kill! Murder Murder Death! We don't wanna sing this! But the human's threatening our last breath!"
Ponies, as it turns out, are not very happy to be singing happy songs about such macabre topics, as it were. And then Discord gets involved and Twilight shakes her baby-maker.
3055506 Don't ever let Ryan know that ponies have an innate sense of harmony that can be preyed upon by cynical bastards.
At least, don't do it unless it's HILARIOUS.
3055528 No worries. Captain Morgan just got back with the newest batch of kittens. He swears you can hear them mewling when you keelhaul them, if you get enough of 'em into one bag at once...
3065107 The rest? Of the story? Oh, man, I'm not even halfway through this first one, and there are 2-3 more to follow.
Oh, wait, you mean the chapter? My dog ate it. And since I don't even own a dog, YOU GET NOTHING.
3067434 YOUR NICKNAME IS 'AKU'. SO IT IS WRITTEN. SO IT SHALL BE.
3067448 I can pronounce your name just fine, Cage Stew!
3067464 Artificially inflate comment sections? Nah, we're just poking fun at each other. "Artificially inflating comment sections" would be something like only ever posting, "ZOMG LIEKED/FAVED!!!!1!" and "Thank you for favoriting my story, person who I will never speak to again."
I...I'm not cynical. Shut up.
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>>Aku encounters a Super Mutant.
>>Aku enters V.A.T.S., his mortality suddenly highly apparent.
>>Aku is SET ON FIRE from seemingly nowhere.
>>Feng laughs and shares a few highly toxic brews with the Super Mutants, adding his cigarette's ashes to Aku's ashen pile, cause he's a mutie bro like that.
Do I need to buy you a case of whiskey just to get another chapter? Or better yet my gramps makes homemade wine and it has a kick like kerosene!
3114068 Whiskey? Hell, no. My liver-failure-of-choice is, and always has been, beer and good rum, with the occasional bouts of vodka here and there.
More alcohol won't make the next chapter come out sooner. Especially considering how much I've been drinking. While I feel really bad that my update rate isn't what it was when I started this story, I can confidently say that I'm still working on it. Mostly in leaps and bounds instead of the manic sprint of chapters it had when I first started posting. But I'm still writing it.
And I'm really, really sorry I haven't been updating it as quickly as I used to. Trust me, you'll get your story, even if I suck at the pacing and the rate of updates.
3114406 Hell yea! Beer the way to go. Oh I ain't worried about the story I guess you spoiled me.Its cool man I just chill and listen to some We As Human and get hammered.