My Little Brony: Life in Equestria

by OfficialTheDDJBron3

Chapter 5

Chapter Five - Sucking It Up

I heard a noise behind me as Alex walked into the study room.

“Hey, you know it’s a little rude to sneak into my studies. It’s okay though, it’s really not anything important I’m studying about. Just some basic magic history for my classes.” Alex said behind me as I stared at the note.

“You’re not studying pony magic, are you Alex? I mean, like being able to wield and use it.” I turned around and looked at him and expected an answer.

“Why would I be? You’ve probably read that note I found inside an Equestrian History book. Magic makes us insane and unhealthy. We’ll have sudden bursts of magic, which may kill us, and others around us. I’ll never risk any dangers like that here,” Alex responded calmly, “Now come on, I’ve made us some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and some milk on the side.”

I stared at Alex blankly, he looked away and moved out of the room silently. There was something strange going on. I decided I’d keep out of it and try to live a peaceful life in Equestria. I walked out of the room and ate some of those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches Alex had made me. The bread was toasted.

It was a new day of my life in Equestria. Alex and I had already started to get ready to leave. He told me that he had ordered a copy of his key to his house from the local locksmith. It was going to be finished by the end of the day when the pony locksmith was done finishing all of this orders. I had to promise him that I would at least try to find a job, and make a new friend. Friends make living here a lot more easier, and fun.

I was standing outside Alex’s house, I didn’t know where to start. He had given me a map to Ponyville though. I could only just stare at the piece of paper deciding where to start. I was feeling pretty nervous. I decided I would go to the pony square. The center of Ponyville where all of the main events happened everyday. I didn’t really feel like finding a job, but I had to or either I would have to get Alex to pay practically everything for me.

While passing the Sugarcube Corner I was deciding over if I should just suck it up. Stop being so nervous and just go try and meet some ponies for once. Maybe If my first pony of the mane six that I introduced myself to was Pinkiepie, it’d might be a little easier. I’m okay with Pinkiepie being crazy in every sort of way. Although I’d never want to be in a locked room with her for a whole day probably.

I decided to suck it up and be a true man, or Brony at least. I started to walk up to the entrance of Sugarcube Corner when I heard a familiar high pitched voice near me. I knew who it was, I smiled as a reflex for knowing who it was,

“Hey! I’ve never seen you around before! Where did you come from? You look exactly like Alex! Well, not exactly, exactly, but you know what I mean! We should become friends, and I’ll even throw you a party for being new to Ponyville!” Pinkiepie giggled as she smiled at me through the opened windows of Sugarcube Corner. She burst through the entrance door carrying a small wagon.

I knew what it was going to be.

I watched in awe as the small wagon broke the laws of nature. It opened up from the top as I watched a party cannon and an oven appear. Pinkiepie giggled and laughed as the oven opened up and balloons, glitter, and all sorts of party decorations flew out and blasted us both. Even though it was pretty surprising and colorful and fun, I couldn’t help but at least cover my face to protect myself. I heard the party cannon make a sharp boom noise as it shot. A huge pile of cake mix downpoured on us.

Well, I was completely covered in sticky cake mix batter and glitter and colored paper strips. I had to admit, it was a pretty strange sight. But I couldn’t help but laugh by how completely strange we both looked. I felt like some kind of goo monster. It’s pretty hard to move in cake batter.

“Oopsy daisy! It looks like I did it again! I totally forgot to put the cake mix in the oven! Looks like I switched’em again!,” Pinkiepie giggled. She’s always happy when she see’s someone else smiling, “Hey! I’m Pinkiepie! So, whats you’re name?” She asked with a grin.

For some reason I couldn’t think for a second, but I finally got my senses back and said something through all of the gooey cake batter, “I, er, am Justin. I’m new in Ponyville. How do I get out of this stuff?!” I asked.

“Oh silly me!,” Pinkiepie laughed in glee. She quickly licked herself clean, cake batter and all. She quickly ran inside Sugarcube Corner and ran back out with a vacuum cleaner. I didn’t know this was all possible, but it must be possible in Equestria at least, but Pinkiepie actually did get me clean with a vacuum cleaner. It was pretty strange.

Comments

[Vallis]

Short! MOAR!!!

[OfficialTheDDJBron3]

1780991 Yeah, it's hard to find the time to really write A LOT of chapters. But winter break is soon, so keep watch for a whole lot of chapters coming this winter break. (I'm having winter break from school so soon!).

[Tadpole]

Ah, haters gonna hate, but the story is going good so far! I added a like to the story to get it a little further than the ammount of dislikes.

Awaiting next chapter.