An HIE / Anon Romance story x Princess Cadance, a Shining Armor with a secret, a marriage done for face, and turbulent, mixed feelings behind closed doors. No Cheating/Cuck. M/F/F
I can see Twilight starting to get flustered and worried when analyzing the data she’s accumulated, and thinking, “I’ve got to help my brother’s marriage by seducing Anon.”
And then as a l side plot proceeds to fail harder and harder to the point where even Cadance is like, “Twilight. Dear. I don’t know what all this means, but I do think you need to just go find a special somepony for a few hours. You’re way too young to be this stressed out. The Red Crystal district has places you could rent one. I’ll even pay. Just don’t worry about it.”
Twilight has yet to understand the numerous Stronghold references he makes after she lists statistics, like placing quarry's and how full the granary is.
lmao
“This contains the power to heat an entire castle.”
“What would happen if I throw it at that wall?”
“I…don’t know?”
“Want to find out?”
I can see Twilight starting to get flustered and worried when analyzing the data she’s accumulated, and thinking, “I’ve got to help my brother’s marriage by seducing Anon.”
And then as a l side plot proceeds to fail harder and harder to the point where even Cadance is like, “Twilight. Dear. I don’t know what all this means, but I do think you need to just go find a special somepony for a few hours. You’re way too young to be this stressed out. The Red Crystal district has places you could rent one. I’ll even pay. Just don’t worry about it.”
А когда сомбра появится и выяснится что это кобыла? Интересно будет! Я так думаю для продолжения конечно:)
Wood needed Milord.
I'm not complaining, but posting chapters slowly would be better
I love the "muh human stamina" meme.
Now give Anon a slingshot for his "grenades".
Hope Anon has a pitcher's arm
Sometimes I feel like drawing, then remember I suck so I don't
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my number 1 enemy is mobile typos
He can make a primitive RPG with a slingshot, or go the route of the potato cannon for mortar shells
Love how anon flustered them so much they successfully pulled off the act