*rises hand* how many fingers i am holding up? Because seriously are you drunk again boy?

I could tell by the tone of the story, you weren't joking about not taking the story seriously. I'll bite and give this a try.

”Calm down, girl; find out his name first. Don’t need to act like Lyra Heartstrings and whatnot. Good thing she’s out of town, though. Ah’d have one heck of a time competing with her over Michael.”

How does Applejack know his name without him saying it?

11552444
Cart before the horse: my mistake. I fixed it.

11552375
It's supposed to be a nonsensical and absurd story, with thirsty baby rabies induced behavior. For the lulz of course.

11552330
Unless specified, 5 fingers. Also, you clearly haven't read Anonymous writes a Shit Fic. More lulz in that one, lol.

11552917
I noticed the story synopsis and thought it could be good or bad, and as I started reading I couldn't but notice how it sounded like a bunch of youtube videoes I watch. Once the wall was confirmed, I knew exactly what I was dealing with.

11553056
what is, the wall?

11553056
Red pills my friend, it will help you. Hope it will be funny and entertaining to you.

11553194
The wall is the time when a womans prime is over. It usually tends to be around 32 or 35. Most women from 18 to 25 are in their prime, the time they're the most beautiful and fertile for bearing children. As they age, their looks start to decline. When the age of 30 gets closer, women's prime starts to decline and they usually start to panic about getting married and having kids.

A woman's chances of getting babies rapidly decreases at 35 and even if they conceive past that, the risks of complications, down syndrome, or other disorders increase. You'll see tons of women at this age try IVF treatments, which is expensive and still no guarantee of success of having a baby. I saw a video of this athlete who was 38 and doing IVF.

She was good looking and in shape but you could tell she was not as pretty compared to her 22 year old self. She kept waiting for that high value guy, and is trying to get a kid before it's all but impossible.

That's the wall, and that's what Applejack is dealing with. I'm taking a real life biological and social phenomenon and making an absurd story out of it.

i enjoyed it. Odd though, it did not show up in my feed, despite me following you. guess fim was on the fritz again

I’m invested

11557462
It's not over yet. Get ready for...well, you'll see.

11561790
And you will be rewarded. I'm writing a Rodeo Rumble chapter right now, then a Husbando chapter will drop later this weekend.

11561814
Of course

Un caballo de 1.62 de altura hasta la cruz tiene un pene de 0.90 cm de largo como mínimo, un humano tiene uno de 0.12 cm. Si el llenado de la vagina es completo, una pony de 1.37 cm de altura debería querer llenarse con un pene de 0.76 cm de largo.

11684629
You seem to forget, the ponies of MLP are just that, little. Furthermore, there is no evidence they share horse anatomy with the horses and ponies of the real world. They are a fictional species.

You're overthinking this my man.

11684878
Seh, tenés razón, pero algo de los ponys de nuestro mundo debe haber en ellos para ser llamados ponys. Aunque también es cierto que tampoco haya una altura canon, además, de que también está la parte mágica en ellos. Entonces es un tal vez me equivoco o tal vez no.

11685511
No diría que tienes razón o no. Todo son conjeturas y tenemos que hacer lo mejor que podamos con la poca información que nos brindan. Digo que son pequeños y no completamente súper caballos según las versiones 3D y el hecho de que son pequeños. También son muy humanos en sus características. Debido a esto, no es descabellado suponer que no serían compatibles con las relaciones sexuales humanas.

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Ja, por lo que sabemos, en su posterior podrian ser como Ken y Barbie sin su ropa. Sin agujeros ni hendidura.
Con respecto a las medidas, varían tanto en la seri que es difícil establecer algo.

11686554
Bueno, no te preocupes. La historia que estás leyendo significa que son compatibles. No lo pensaría demasiado.

11686573
Touché. Debe ser mi científico interior que jode tanto.

I like this story so far. It’s got some good foundational features and a clear objective with some challenges to overcome. A few competitors to enter the competition, and we have ourselves some shenanigans!!

Moar plez.

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Oh, the foundations of shenanigans has already started my man. I have 1.5K on the next chapter, but I won't be able to work on it some more until Friday. I'm currently in training school for my new job, so I can't work as fast as I want. But I'm working on it! I'm aiming for no more than 2 weeks to update.

11684878
The fact mlp ponys can talk already makes them different to horses in rl even if they did have human like intelligence wouldn't physically be able to speak to us they just don't have the vocal cords or something same can be said for every animal. I'll track this story I like dark themes involving humans not alot of it unfortunately.

11719799
I hope you'll like it. Again, it's a non-sensical shotgun marriage story.

11553194
When a female loses her youthful looks, and becomes nearly too old to reproduce and have healthy offspring. They put aside whatever they busied themselves with in their prime reproductive years to seriously try to look for a good man their age or older (who are all generally taken, having married OTHER women a decade or 2 ago, when the time was good for starting families). Dating in your teens/early adult years is SUPPOSED TO BE auditioning for a future mate, not just "a partner for now".

TELL me this story isn't abandoned.

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Ponies and horses are 2 different animals in the first place.