When Doctor Drakken's latest scheme involves a bomb irresponsibly placed in another dimension, it's up to Rufus, the only one small enough to enter the wormhole, to disarm it before time runs out. Featured 7/4
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I hated this fucking shit.
Delete it!
*looks at tags*
*looks at how the crossover was ruined*
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Me too.
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Ruined, or improved?
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fuck you
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Don't mind if I do.
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*spreads asshole
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*lubes up hands with Buttermilk Ranch Dressing and spreads it across your already-milky thighs, making them as white as a gaisha doll.
"Oh yeah, I love your big ass." ;)
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"You'll love what's inside it even more," I respond as as I fart a big bubble into the ranch, which pops into your eyes.
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*Waves hand in front of face, wafting fresh flatulence into my nostrils like a sommelier of farts, taking a few tentative sniffs before gulping a whole lungful of the stuff.
"Damn, that ass can FART!"
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*backs farting ass onto your erect cock, filling your cock with fart gas and extending it like a balloon before turning and bending it to look like a pooodle
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*pokes my cock poodle with a needle before bending down and putting my mouth over the opening, breathing the percolating fumes. Before speaking in a high-pitched voice from the gas.
"Now crush my cock with a rock."
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"But honey it isn't even 4pm"
*lifts large boulder and gently smashes it upon deflated twisted up cock
"cut it off like that guy in 127 hours"
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*Me crying and screaming and farting
"W-will you hold my hand while I do it?"
*holds up 1-inch blade from a tiny pocket knife I had in my, you guessed it, pocket.
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* runs away really fast like sonic the hedgehog with arms behind backlike naruto leaving you to cockcut solo
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*Shrugs shoulders and slowly cuts through my own cock with a tiny blade, screaming and crying the whole time. It takes hours before I've finally sawed through the bone. Once I'm done I look down at my hard, bloody work through tear-soaked eyeballs, only to realize I accidentally cut the wrong cock off. The other one is still suck under the boulder.
"Aw jeez!"
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*returns with trombone and goes wahh wahh before placing trombone over your severed cock and playing the white note forcing it to cum in my trombone and then i go to you and blast the cumin your face with my trombone
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*I puke up blood and cum and puss as I'm allergic to semen.
"Why I aughta!"
*Despite my protests, your advances have given me a TromBONER, which lifts up the rock like a wench, and I blush and bashfully hide my shame.
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* cuts off your other cock before tying your two severed cocks together and spinning them so fast that I helicopter away
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*grabs onto your legs, accidentally pulling your pants down around your knees as I hang on to your Ranch-dressing-slicked legs.
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*sues you for sexual misconduct
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*In court Judge rises and points at MemorableName.
"Please address the jury and explain your lawsuit," he yells, accentuating each word with a bang of his gavel.
*The Judge looks suspiciously like me.
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"He dun ripped muh pants off."
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"Juuuuudge, he dun ripped muh pants off."
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"Well, did you deserve it?" I-- The Judge asks.
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"nahhhhhhhh"
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"Well has the jury reached its verdict?"
* The Judge looks out to a jury of MemorableName's peers, AKA other fucking idiots on this shithole website.
*He looks at YOU
Why are there so many red tags?
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*licks and sucks the judge's feet
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Because these are all things that will occur in the story.
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*Cries and slaps you in the face. My dad licked my toes as a child and now I have a PTSD toe-licking complex and don't appreciate your unsolicited toe sucking.
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fuck you
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Don't mind if I do.
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i hate you people
What the hell is going on in this comment section?
This moistens my mushies.