If Twilight knows she's Number One on the Humans' list, then why isn't she going through any of these sexy shenanigans? Pretty damn selfish of her, if you ask me.
In before the ambassador is actually there to set up diplomatic relations and has no actual interest in ponies, but misunderstands what's happening and assumes this is some ritual the ponies want him to do. He ends up saying 'Well, if that what it takes to make a trade agreement...'
10818768 Huh, not a bad idea. I've got something different planned though...
10818598 Turns out I didn't do my research. Rainbow is in fact only number three, after Twilight and Fluttershy... But at least AJ is number six, as expected, so that's that.
Well then, color me intrigued.
I don't know where this is going, with author's warning and tags. But I'm curious.
If Twilight knows she's Number One on the Humans' list, then why isn't she going through any of these sexy shenanigans? Pretty damn selfish of her, if you ask me.
In before the ambassador is actually there to set up diplomatic relations and has no actual interest in ponies, but misunderstands what's happening and assumes this is some ritual the ponies want him to do. He ends up saying 'Well, if that what it takes to make a trade agreement...'
Awesome
10818768
Huh, not a bad idea. I've got something different planned though...
10818598
Turns out I didn't do my research.
Rainbow is in fact only number three, after Twilight and Fluttershy... But at least AJ is number six, as expected, so that's that.
Was kind of expecting the punchline to be that there were no humans, and that this was just Twilight's fetish.
Beware the ugly bastard