Didn't expect an advanced mathematics lecture, definitely an unexpected way of doing foreplay.

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Yep! That's one of the reasons why this might be the weirdest thing I ever write in my life. Possibly one of the weirdest things on this site, even, and there's a lot of weird stuff around here.

Made some minor edits to clarify some of the math, such as pointing out that 'n-simplex' is being used as shorthand for 'map of the n-simplex', but honestly mostly because the inconsistent italicization of math terms like Cⁿ was bothering me. Now they are all italicized, as is standard in math writing.

Further edits to incorporate the math tags which I did not know about earlier. This also let me run a little more wild with the notation!

... Yeah, this is one of the weirdest things I ever read that was being played straight (sorry for the pun). I mean, there's trollfics, off-the-wall comedy, obvious parodies, etc., but then there's... this. I understood literally none of it. (My last math class was Calculus, but that was almost a decade ago... I'm pretty sure we learned none of this. If so, I remember even less of it.) The actual foreplay was kinda cute and hot though, I'll give you that.

nerd porn

I won't upvote or downvote because as of now I see your upvotes/downvotes are perfectly balanced 48/48. As all things should be.

But here, have a favorite and a symbolic upvote. -->

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Both parties are, in fact, very cool and normal, which makes them not nerds, but sure!

I appreciate the symbolic upvote. Here, have a symbolic thanks! --> 🙏