Novice Vampire Hunter Dusk Shine sets out to vanquish the evil Vampire Queen Celestia and all of her monstrous minions with the most powerful of all weapons: dick.
I'm imagining this Gleaming Shield wears only a strap-on with a wooden dildo up inside her. So instead of a wooden stake through the heart, she overpowers vampires by shoving a wooden cock up its ass.
Off to an interesting start...
Home Depot store wtf
Baby 1 in the belly
Ah, truly a formidable foe.
"Ah, my old enemy... stairs."
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integra: OH GOD WHY IS THERE SO MANY STAIRS
I'm imagining this Gleaming Shield wears only a strap-on with a wooden dildo up inside her. So instead of a wooden stake through the heart, she overpowers vampires by shoving a wooden cock up its ass.
So a Holy Dick?