The Alley Outside of 7/11: An Anthology

by The Red Parade

Party Like It's 1890

“I want a sandwich, so make one for me now!

A duck’s a duck and when it’s not

Then we might say it’s a goose or something

Look over there, your mom’s a mare

A hammer is a tool you see

I knew a bull his name was Drew

He died because he ate some glue

Panda, panda, panda, panda

Yes, Equestria, yes!”

Celestia’s eye twitched as Vinyl put the microphone down. “Um… take five, please.”

The Princess’s Own nodded and set their instruments down, stretching and leaving the room.

Princess Celestia cleared her throat and turned to Vinyl. “...what was that?”

Vinyl beamed at her. “That was my version of Equestria Forever, from the year 1890. I think it’s perfect for this ‘90’s party you’re doing. Nothing screams 1890 like a good old fashioned military march played by a huge brass band!”

Celestia sighed. “...I was referring to the year 1990.”

“... shit.”