Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh Anon, your completely screwed now. I hope he re-rolls into something more badass than a human next go around.

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You are running on the assumption that there is something more badass than a human...

YESSSSSSSSSSSS, Just woke up, and i'm sooooo excited to read the second chapter. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

The story seem to conflict itself on whether this is his second time in equestria, or if he has appeared more than that. And as for Celestia, at first I pitied her for having to see Anon again at the beginning, but later that was reversed. She says he isn't "Brightsmile" but it appears as if that is exactly what she is trying to make him into. Instead of helping him get on his feet and build a life in equestria she's grooming him to be her servant and lover, betraying her memory of him by trying to make another take his place.

Can I have a link to the paste bin version?

When is the next chapter?

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An excellent point about Celestia grooming him, but this is brought up later in the story.
As for the conflict, the answer is his last life was the first he worked for Celestia, but most definitely not the first time they've met. Hence, Nightmare Moon knowing who he is.

*<>* this is surprising accurate to reality

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maybe if he ditched this phrase he's in currently that's bordering on emo and man up I wouldn't want him to re-roll into something that actually fits the names that Celestia mentioned.

on another note, probably hoping nightmare_moon managed to be the voice of exposition on finding out wtf is going on with him.

Sorry for sounding so uninitiated, but I'm getting some serious "Groundhog Day" vibes from this story except it's basically a lifetime instead of just a single day.

”Cosmically?” You asks, grinning to herself again.

Think that should be she instead of you. Really liking the story so far. Never read the original so flyin blind but sure is interesting to say the least.

WOW!!! every time anon dies he's replaced by some or random pony.....nice concept story!

now i wanna know how that happened and why anon does not remember things, i feel sad for TIA coz anon does not remeber her.....

make MOAR!!!

This guy's version of immortality reminds me of a version from a point n click game that I think was on steam. In the game the protagonist got his immortality from some kind of ritual, but the cultists forgot the mercury, which was supposed to make you keep your memories.

I am Anonymous. I was born in the year of our lord 1982 in Detroit Michigan United States of America, and I am immortal.

*Queen starts playing in the background while Anon waves around a foam sword*

Seriously though good work.

at first you had my interest. Now you have my attention. i almost want to find the pastebin/greentext to read it but il be a good little anon and wait for you to post the pretty version here. Keep up the good work m8

“Sure, let's say I agree with you there. Um... Since this is a world with dragons and unicorns that talk and shit, could you take me to the nearest wizard or planeswalker?” You ask, shrugging and just making stuff up.

Out of all the HiEs I've read this is the first one that's ever mentioned Planeswalkers, well done.

I really hope you didn't jump ship on this already. It's really freakin good.

“Of course you are. That makes sense. Clearly, my mental breakdown has a child's imagination,”

God this is too real. I have the imagination of a child to.

It's not exactly nice tasting, nor a pleasant thing to try and swallow, but it is a necessary one. Over the last two weeks, you had been having problems... Not so much sleeping as actually getting any rest. You slept alright. You definitely dreamt. You dreamed of what you guess was your possible future here in Equestria. Applying for jobs, commanding a ship through waters, leading some hedonistic cult. They were weird, weird fucking dreams.

It's safe to assume that he's been reincarnated multiple times.

These royal horses bitches are not gods!

He shrugs. The blood vessel on your temple tenses, and you nearly snap. Deep breathe. Relax.

should be “Deep breath”

Surprise! Reincarnation sucks! News at eleven...

This is perhaps the most pitiable iteration of Anon I have ever seen.

How pitiful! How pitiful! What a feast!