A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
Rainbow was so committed to this that she had actually come to visit him in his dimension
...How does one enter your dimension? Do you leave a door somewhere, that when opened leads to you? Or a rip in spacetime?
Something about the military being full of alcoholics?
They're equines, who eat hay. Hay is known for naturally fermenting. Therefore equines have built up quite a resistance to alcohol. They practically cannot get "drunk" off alcohol. From what I hear, they go crazy off of salt. Sodium chloride. Not ethanol. Saltaholics. Like my brother.
10088396 That random mailpony got into Discord's dimension somehow, he probably has some sort of spell or key that ponies can use to get into his dimension, but so few people actually do because it's terrifying in there. But Rainbow's dedicated.
And yea I'm familiar with how our own world's equines don't really get drunk, but I still think Equestria has SOME kind of alcohol strong enough to get ponies drunk. They probably don't indulge in it too often, it's probably time-consuming to make, but it's nice to have on occasion. Ah well in the end Writers Are Human so I didn't really think about it. I'm gonna keep that salt thing in mind though
If I ever start producing merchandise, I'm putting "Kinky Pie" on a hoodie.
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Kinky Pinkie Binky Dinky Slinky Linky Lowkey Hokey Pokey then turn yourself around!
...How does one enter your dimension? Do you leave a door somewhere, that when opened leads to you? Or a rip in spacetime?
They're equines, who eat hay. Hay is known for naturally fermenting. Therefore equines have built up quite a resistance to alcohol. They practically cannot get "drunk" off alcohol.
From what I hear, they go crazy off of salt. Sodium chloride. Not ethanol.
Saltaholics. Like my brother.
10088396
That random mailpony got into Discord's dimension somehow, he probably has some sort of spell or key that ponies can use to get into his dimension, but so few people actually do because it's terrifying in there. But Rainbow's dedicated.
And yea I'm familiar with how our own world's equines don't really get drunk, but I still think Equestria has SOME kind of alcohol strong enough to get ponies drunk. They probably don't indulge in it too often, it's probably time-consuming to make, but it's nice to have on occasion. Ah well in the end Writers Are Human so I didn't really think about it. I'm gonna keep that salt thing in mind though
I love his nonchalant attitude toward everything, he kind of reminds me of Alucard but less black humor.