“Setting up a hex,” Sunset said casually, rolling her shoulders back and letting her jacket fall off of them before tossing it to Twilight Sparkle. “Here, take this. Gets mighty cold down here at night, and I don’t want you keeping me awake all night with your teeth chattering or anything.”

A hex?

I drew up some runes around the castle, and if anyone tries to cross ‘em, it’ll activate the spell and I’ll know about it.

AH, useful.

“Uh, loosening up my shorts?” Sunset let out a scoffing laugh. “Can’t have them choking my massive cock while I’m asleep, y’know? Not like I’m taking them off.” Sunset grinned at Twilight, whose eyes were just barely peeking out from behind the jacket. “Unless you want that.”

I think she'd rather choke on said massive cock.

She was so sickeningly sincere in everything she did, and that made her look like an idiot. And yet, Sunset couldn’t help feeling maybe a little jealous? Like imagine feeling confident enough to just wear your real feelings on your sleeve like that.

Couldn’t be Sunset.

Quite.

Twilight yelped and jumped up. She hadn't realized that Sunset had woken up and was now looking right at her with that smug grin on her face.

I love this horse.

“Indecent!” Twilight squeaked, throwing her hands down in front of her furiously.

Oh you sweet, innocent little Lawful Good.

“You can’t fool me, walking bi pride flag,” Sunset scoffed, cocking her hip to one side. “You’re so obviously into me, it’s almost embarrassing.”

She has you there.

“I’m not into jerks,” Twilight said flatly, and Sunset’s eyes flickered with recognition for an instant as she clammed up. Did that actually get through to her?

To some extent.

“I’ll tell you on the way,” Sunset turned and snatched the jacket out of the air before draping it across her shoulders in one smooth move. Twilight had to admit at least, that the jacket looked really good on her. “But long story short, we’re headed for Paradise.”

Fun.

i love these gay horse women

Join the club. I made brownies.

Sunny, you're such a tease. Don't make Twiggles' head explode just yet.

“Fine,” Twilight sighed relentingly, and it was kinda satisfying to see her admit defeat.

heh

“As if,” Twilight scoffed in disgust, crossing her arms.

uh huh, we believe you

Sunset’s ears flicked up as the sound of Twilight’s snoring reached them. Sure didn’t take her long to fall asleep, even after all that whining. Sunset looked over and bit down a chortle; Twilight’s snore was ridiculous— all deep gravelly inhale, then soft little chirpy mewmewmewmewmew exhale. She looked and sounded so silly, especially after all that huffing and puffing she did while awake.

awwwwww

Looked like she’d been tossing and turning quite a bit in her sleep, cuz her yellow fur was tainted with dirt all over her stomach, which was bared because her shirt had become ruffled during her sleep, coming up even over—

—her bare chest.

well well well

Twilight looked at the jacket in her hand dismally as a searing blush spread across her cheeks.

whoops

“What’s the matter, Twilight?” Sunset snarked. “Don’t like the view?”

hm, probably does but isn't quite at the "admitting that" stage yet

“So you admit that you wanted to,” Sunset cut Twilight off, sinister smirk on her face.

she got you there

“You can’t fool me, walking bi pride flag,” Sunset scoffed, cocking her hip to one side. “You’re so obviously into me, it’s almost embarrassing.”

hah!

“I’m not,” Twilight said sternly, pushing up her glasses. Matters of physical attraction aside, and Twilight wasn’t willing to comment on that issue one way or the other, she found Sunset’s attitude to be constantly infuriating, which was something of a turn-off, to say the least.

uh huh, we believe you

“I’m not into jerks ,” Twilight said flatly, and Sunset’s eyes flickered with recognition for an instant as she clammed up. Did that actually get through to her?

uh oh

but that said, there's alot of other gay horse(?) women in the underground, and starting tomorrow we're gonna get to meet a few of them and see things from their perspective...

more gay horse(?) women! it's all i could ever ask for

Wait, Sunset has a penis?

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so do I. she's not special

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Oh my goddess! This made me fall over laughing!

“Uh, loosening up my shorts?” Sunset let out a scoffing laugh. “Can’t have them choking my massive cock while I’m asleep, y’know? Not like I’m taking them off.” Sunset grinned at Twilight, whose eyes were just barely peeking out from behind the jacket. “Unless you want that.”

STOP AHHAHSHAHGDJSHA

“You can’t fool me, walking bi pride flag,” Sunset scoffed, cocking her hip to one side. “You’re so obviously into me, it’s almost embarrassing.”

As if you aren't a walking lesbian flag yourself