If Screwy was voiced, what would she sound like?

Omg, I hope this goes where I think it's going.
This is totally fun to read; and from her pov is a fantastic touch.

9396646 I am utterly terrible with voices.

9396738 It is going somewhere happy.

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What do you call the cow that tried to jump over a fence?
Utterly destroyed.

I'll go now.

9396781 That's the breast you could come up with?

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I did titter when I thought of it.

9396800 Ah, so it was a real teat to read then?

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I'd be a boob to deny it.

9397308 Hey, don't bust up over it.

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all of you areola silly

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Got some spare D's? i need two for my radio

"This is me right now. Pony-me wants this too, but she had her turn last night. I want mine now, and I want it done right. You're my dog, Best-stallion, and I'm your bitch." I wagged my rump even more.

Damn Screwy!!!

"I-I mean sex! What we did in the bedroom. I tried to act a bit like a dog. You know I actually looked up a book on dogs, and it had some—ah—descriptions of mating habits. I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea, but it just seemed right at the time and—"

She gets it Sunburst, calm down.

His collar went back on, and Best-stallion turned to look at me. "What brought this on?"

"You were messy. Now you're not." I walked to his chair and climbed up into it.

Always there to make you look spic and span Sunburst!

Damaged, you've gone and done it again! You've amazed me with your ability to make me like something i have no good reason to like yet again! First The Process, and now this! Wonderful!

9397633 Screwy knows exactly what she wants, sometimes.

9397842 Happy to please!

"Screwy, what are you doing?"

"Fnck me!" I barked.

Is Screw Loose a weed, ‘cause that was blunt.