• Published 8th Sep 2018
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Fallout Equestria: Brass Sentinel - Chemtest



Only cowards kill from afar. Upclose and personal is so much more fun.

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Rattle coughs politely, “So, Sentinel, will you accept my offer?”

Hunter asks a million dollar question, “Sure, you talk good, but how do we know you aren’t part of that madman’s army?”

Rattle shrugs, “As you notice, I can actually string together coherent sentences. I broke free of the Master’s control almost instantly.”

Hunter doesn’t let up, “But how can we be certain you’re not lying?”

He lets out a, well, rattling laugh, “You ask how you can be certain of my truth? Friend, don’t you know? Nothing is certain in the wastes, except for dust and death. How am I certain you two aren’t just hallucinations in my mind as I wait in a mental ward before the bombs? We don’t know anything, so the big question is; do you have faith and trust?”

Hunter is about to start again, but I hold up my hoof, “Let me take care of this.”

Rattle smiles as I approach, “And what new options shall you bring up?”

I almost let out a smile, “I’m a priest, used to be a priest. My body still carries the power of a priest.”

He shrugs again, “And?”

I get right in front of him, “Are you telling the truth?”

He nods, “Yes.”

I shake my head a bit, “No, wait, I did that wrong. Give me a second.”

He nods again, “Sure.”

I close my eyes, and concentrate on the holy power inside me. I feel my magic build up, and I float in the air. I lift all the rubble around me, and float until I can look down upon Rattle. My eyes open, and the white, holy magic fills them and projects a near blinding light around me.

My white eyes stare down into his, ”Death Rattle of the family Bone, speak true or be struck down. Do you swear, in the name of the Creators, that you are telling the truth?”

His eyes don’t move from mine as his awnser comes to light, “Yes.”

My white voids bore into him, ”Chem of Harmony, Larson of Chaos, Faust of Order, gaze upon this pony and judge him before me! Hear his words, and know if they ring true! If they ring false, bring holy judgment down upon him!”

Death Rattle looks a bit shaken as the light envelops him, “Whats going on? Why do I feel so weird?”

He looks relieved as the light floods back into my eyes, ”Your words have been judged, Death Rattle. Your words ring true in the eyes of the Creators. Death Rattle of the family Bone, you are honest.”

I float back down as the light fades away. I can hear Hunter shrug beside me, “Pretty cool magic you got there, Sentinel.”

I nod, “Welcome to the group, Rattle. Quick question. Favorite way to dispose of raiders?”

He proudly holds up his sledgehammer, “Showing them the killing end of Crusher. Send them flying in one hit, then... crush.”

I nod, “Glad to see another one up close and personal.” I smile, “Now, we have some wheels to collect!”

Rattle smiles, “Would these wheels be the ones your looking for?”

I look at where he points to see the two other wheels, “Why do you have those?”

He shrugs, “Need something to train my strength with. What better than lugging two gigantic wheels behind you? I thought they could also come in handy, and they are.”

I smile, “Sweet! I can get one, Hunter one, and you one.”

Hunter’s jaw drops, “Wait, hold up here. You lugged those two wheels for simple exercise?”

Rattle nods, “Yep, being a skelepony offers strength, for some reason. Like, I don’t even have muscles, so how does exercise even work if I have no muscles?”

Hunter gazes in wonder, “Okay, how do I become a skelepony?”

He simply puts up a hoof, “Don’t, chances are you’d either die or become a slave.”

“Chances?”

“1 in 100.”

Hunter clicks his tounge, “Dang.”

I slightly smile at their exchange, “Well, let’s get hauling. Captain Sparrow is probably tired of waiting. Com’on Hunter, it’s good exercise.”

Hunter begrudgingly starts to pull, “I’m supposed to aim guns, not haul wheels.”

Rattle snarks back, “Well, this isn’t some fantasy, this is wheel life. Get it, wheel?”

I sigh at the bad pun, “Rattle, you have a lot to learn about humor.”

He pulls double time up to me, “Yeah?”

I nod, “Yeah. Gallows humor, that’s the great stuff. Self deprecation as well. Need examples?”

He smiles, “Plenty of time, sure.”

I think, “So, for example, say you just squashed a raider with your sledgehammer. Shout out he’s the meat, and you the tenderizer. Or, if somepony can’t talk, ask if the cats got their tounge.”

Hunter walks up with us, “No, no, no, Sentinel, those are bad. Say you’ve smashed in a head, you shout, boom headshot. Or if you kick somepony in the ground, say you’ve kicked them to the curb.”

He shakes his head, “Your both bad. Say you...”

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I ̲̗͔w̵̲̣̱͚̖̟ͅa̵t̜c̴̝͎̲̜̗͇̳h̩̩̰̞ ͈̺͍̞͈̪ṱ̲̲̝͞h̦͕̺̩̜͠e͚͉ ̜̕p̶̮͕͔̫̞̦o̗̫n̮̺̤̞̗͓i͜e̱̲̯̰͟s̜͔̪͈͉͎̀ ̡̻̝̜̦ͅw̷̭̺it͇͔̟̖̲́h͎͎͝ ̥̻͓̖̥͇͘ͅm̞̼i̶̙̫̦̞l͏ͅd̶͈ ͓̖̝͖͉̹iń̬̥͎̣̰͍t̮̟͚́ͅḛr͈̺e͡s̱̗̻t̕.̬͉͓ ͕̬̟͇̪͎̘͝H̻̙̬̥̙̤ͅṳ͔̜̦̺͇̺n̗̖ṭ̢̼̹̞̣̰e͚̫̩̮̗r̵̫͉͎̭͖,̳̺̟͙͟ ̤̫̼̲͉͉̩g̶r̨̦̻e̡̦̝̹̫ḙ̺̱̗͙d̟͟y̩̹,͙ ͓͔R̶̩͚͈͉a͕̲̤t͉t̯͈͇͎̰̫͡l͉̜̼͖͡e̫͠, ͚͉̱͎̺t̼̭͕ọ̖o̯̥̮̩͍͝ ͎̣́t͈͇̖͈̞r͇̥̝̳̯̺u̱̻̼ṣ̟̭̞t̕i͎n͘g̬̰͚̙̱̻.͕͍̭̟̖̻̼ Se͎͉̞̖̱̞n̰ṯ̰͘i̳̝̝̰̣̺̘n͙̟̖͡e̖̺͈̩͔̠̩l,̷͚̜͎̮ ̗̗̯m̦̘̀e̘͚s͏̲̭̖̙̼ͅͅs̲̥̥̩͓͜e͎͚d͈͎̥̫ ̘̲͎̻͓̯u̟̭͠p̪̫͓ ̵͚͎̗̪̣̗a̺̞̹͖͖̖̪n͙̤̩̞̱̱̜d̵͇̬͉̪ ͉̺͉e͏̬͍̩̘̻x͡pl͈̘̙̜̖̲͚͟ó̼̭̞̰ì̳̘̰̥ṯ̼͙͘a̺͜b̯̣͘l̗̞̘͔̼͖͉e̪͖͉͍̫ ̰̬̥̻͙̝͓i̛͉̩f̨ y̵͔o̞̤͓̬̲̪̳u ̝̮̻͎̀t̬̩̞̞̰a̘͙̥͙̫̰̜l̸͚̫͎̝̺̠k̺̝̥̜ ҉̝t̮̼̲̙͖̫̺o̜̠͓̬͕̞̘ ̭̮h̬̥̤̳͇i̟ͅm̙̫̫̟̠͉̺ ŗi̯̺̳̱̫͔̝͟g̻͔͝ḥ͟t̼͔͓̘̥͕̙.̫̥̦̭̦̳ ̺̻̯̺͕Á͙̳͚͙̰l͙͈͙̟̰l̵̟̦̠͈̳͇̥,̗̩̲̬̫ ̰͈̹̲̱̲v͇̥̮̮͓͙ͅęͅṟ̮͇͚͈y̮͢ p̹o̩̝͔̙̼w̰̼̳̫e̶̝͎r͚͎̞f҉̻̳̥u͈̟̟̳͚̹l.̥͝ ̻̠̞̪͔̤͟T̫̥̦̝͎ḫȩy̶̤̤̹̗ͅ ͎̬̻͙̫c̶̠̤o͓͝u͢l̘d̲͡ ͔͍̦͖͙͘b͏̗̫e͉̥̤̬̩ ̶͔̼̺̲͇̜o̪̗̥̘͔̬̞f͜ ̫͍͜g̦͈̼̣̩̪̲r̶͓e̝͖̫̳̯͚̤at̩͘ ͇̰ͅų̼̻̞̹̜se҉̙̮̝̹̹̮̠,̛̹̱̱̘̥ͅ ̹̦̝͚̹m͚͔̠̦̥̤y̹̙ ́C͏̼̬̱̮̬͔h̫͡a͠m̷p̨̺i̲̞o̮̫͖̞ͅn͝s̝̲͕͖̭̳͖ ̼͖̜̦̖̙̕t͚̘̘o̡͇ ͔̹̖̤̩̙͟m̹͔̯͇̥a̵͖̪̩̮̙̙̻t͕̞͚͜c̳̖̱͎̱͎h̷̜̹͖̝̥͔̮ ͓͓̲͖̣̥H͔̗̹͍̞̤a̡̯̹r͉̭̟͚̫̱̜m͙̼̭͈̜ò͇͎̖̬̬̹n̮͖̜̳͙̦̕i̱̯͖̼̻̹eș̶̭.̧̦ ͖͙Á̙̼l͎l̳͇͓͎̤̜ ̖̕t͎̝̼̞̻hḙ̬̺̦̣y̯͎̤̱̱̫̲ ͔͚̬ǹ̺̖ẹ̤͇̰̟ͅe̳͎d̲͔͍͔͍̠ͅ ̬̗̞̭͖ị̸s̞ ̼̮͔͇̹͇̀ͅa̼̳̳̙̻͜ ͚̳̰̥͍b̗̖̮̞i̼̟͞t͏̝ͅ ̩̫m̦̦̙͙͉̖̝ơ̖r͇͙̣̳͍̥͔͞e̻ ̻͙̦̦͠p͉̮͇̕o͕̪̰w̬͎̺̟e̖̳ͅr͓͓̗̯̘̀,͔͚̹̟ ҉͉̦͓̩ͅa̮͝n͏̣̪d̸̲̫ ͉̰̺̞̘͖̠s͏̥̬̩͓o̖͝m̲̥̝̫e̡̹̼̱̪̙͎ͅ ̻̞̥͜ͅp͍͉̞̣̤͜r҉̯op̰̙̥̜̘e̛͉̮̟͇̣r̤̫͈̭ ̯̼̰̟͖͢t̻̺̙͝ra̮̬̘̜̭̰̟i͇̯̙͓̠n̗i͚n̠͘g̟͈ ̜̠͓͇̥̭ a͏̜̭̪n̪̤̙̫̭͉ͅd̰̗̳̟ ̲̞̩̯̻͎͟ę͖̥͉͍q̛u͏̳̜̠̲̣̬i͍̱̖͈p̛͇͍̫m̟̟̤͎͉̳͠é͖̦̖ǹ̪͔̙͍t͙̜̱̺̺͇̖.̱̬̙͍̺͔ ̼͞
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͢Ṯ̢͙̟̗͙h͚̗̺̤̗͞e͕̥̞̣͍̝y͍̟͕̘ ̡̭͙̹͈c̦o͇u̷̼̞l͏̭̜̝̹d̵ ̖̫ͅp̨̫̱̻r̹̝̭̻̼̟o̵̩b͉͖̣̰̟̺͓a҉̦b͇̬l̞͕̰̲̕y̤̼͉̺̪̟̦͘ ̱̳͔̭̝d̖̗̬̲̜̱e̦͡l͓a̺̺y̪̣̬̝̲̯̩ t̡͔̙̖̺͙̩h̢̞̗̦͇̥͈e͈̹̳ ̞̗̥̱̺̘̹C̳̭͍͓͓h̨̳͎̳̺a͍͙̣m̦̭͇͓p̸i̸̦͖̺̤͓o̤̮̖͝n͇s҉͉ ̺́f͞o̴͓ͅr ͙͖̻̞͙a̡͚̥̗̯̟ͅ ͖̗t͖̠̩̺̠̤͉́i͘n͏y̭̹ ͚̞̜̳̳̖̯̕b͖̬̤͙͠i̩͈̥t̟͔̪͈̱̱͖ ̢̮w̸̠̩͇̻̗̟h̜͔͔͈̣͙ͅé̹̳͔̗͓n͍͙͍ ̳͔t͎̯h̵e̵̺͉y̟ ̶͉̳̤̞f͈a͎̠̥̣̖͕̱͞c͔͇͍e̡ ̟͉̖̤m͙͉͖̥e͉͈͍͖.̴͇̯̠̪̗̱͉ ҉̮̰̰̰̜̙͖Y̟̟̕e͇̲̲̼͓͈̩s̺̤̙̻̥̺̼,̠͈ ̳͇̳̱̥͔̞t̲̟̺͖̯̲̠h̬̲̳͔e̫͎͔̹̠͓̻ý̫͚ͅ ̙̳̯̫̭̤̗h̶o͏̖̳͍̜̗̙̠l̷̼̦͉ͅḏ̺̟͙̥ t̛̳h̩̹̕e̤m̟̼̳̦ ọ̢͕̘̬f͚͔f͈.̮̞͞ ̛͖̩̰̼K̖̥̣̖̤͢h̫̗͈̺o͙͎r̘̳͎̟̕n̪̮ ̴̘̯̺̬̫̺̙h̖͍̣o͙̻̝̞͡l̞d͍͙̪͉̼̮ͅṣ̸̘ ̷͍̩o͔͓͈̞͉͚̕f̫͔͡f͙͙̬̗̲̺̜ t̹̥͈͝h̙̦e͏ J̙̀ę̗̪͓̟̱̹s̟̠̝̪t͕̮͜e̗̹̗̠̱̪̩r̴̯̖,͕͉̹͚͕̦̫ ́a͖̮̹̣͎͙̘n̸̪̱̫͎d̛͖͖̙̹̟ ̣͇̟͖̣Bḽ̸͓u̪̫̰̝̯͞e͔̬̞̼̬̬̖b͓̺͜l̪̯͎̘o̕o͖̹̗̭d͓̬̼̼ su͡m̘̬̖͇̺͚mo͇̪̗̙̱n̝̥̳͢s̴͓͓͔̞̱.̧͓̭̣͖͈ ̶͉͚͕̲Ţ̥͔͔̗͈h̡o̥̺̟̩̙̞͖s͎̟͇̯ͅe͉͍̩̻ͅ ̺̻C̛̰r̹̦͉͎̻̖e̟̖͕͘a͜t̨̥̭o̼͍̞r̗̫̥̻̬̳s̪͇̩̮̯ ̥̰͍͉t̻̱h҉i̭̻͓͡n̛̬͕͙͙̪͎̟k̜̰̖͓ ̟̀t͘h͍͈͘ͅe̘͚̤̤͚͙̰͝y͕̲ ̷͈̲̖p̞̗͓̝r͍̲̜̲ò̘ͅt̰̰̝̠͈͔e̖̬͙͢c̰̼͕̭̹̝͡t̞̦̪̮̩͍̀ ̬͈̣͍͕͔͉t̝̭̜̠͔̦h͚̩̬̞̬̖̥i̞̲̬̱ͅs̀ ̲c̹̲̖͜r̢e̠a̯͙t̶̲ụ͈̦r̛͓͕͙̱͖e͎̤͜.̲ ̗̦̜B͓͔͙̝u͉̬̞̙̺̠͘t̤̫̖̭̭̠,͉͉ ͏̲̝̝̻̻t̳̞̻̦̠̭̦h̡̫̝͕̫̲e͍͔̜̦͖͎͘y̗͠’͎̪̰̼̞l͔̥̥̗l̝̻͍̭̖̤ ̫̮̞̘͇͔ne̙͎̥͇̜̭v̴è̲̫̖̝̫͇r̝̥ ̯̤͉̲̠se̸̩͇e͚̥͟ ҉̜͎̗m̞̺̤e̞̬̘̫͎̬̭.̧͔̺̪̟̜͉͈
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͏̻͚I͚̩͈͉͖͚͠ ͕̗j̸͈u͉̗͔̘̭̲s͓̜t ̬̯̝͓̗͞ha̜̮̭ͅve̖̠̲͓ ͖̠̜͔͍t̹̥͚̼̙̩͉o̡ ̡w҉a̱̗̜̼̝̳͉i̼̺̱̤̲̞t̖̩ ̮̥̖̖̫̳̘͠f̶̪͚o̯̘͉̜r̪̤̖̰͜ ͎͍̝̬̗͙ṱ͚̲̯̣h̶͈̣em̸͍̝̲ ͈̺͉̬̤͟t͍̼̣̝́o͈̮̰͉̥͡ ̖͚̮̦̠̩s̳͇͝ͅt͇͍͢o̟p҉͖͎͙̝̝͔ w̻͈̜͈a̠̳͔̥̮̰t̶c͎͎͔̦͖h͏͉i͈̗͚n̤͖̣̱̰͕g͏̟̱̭ ͓̤̼̕t̤̭̖̼̮̺h̝͔͖͘em̵̬ ͙̮̭̝̀t͓͔̪̲̪͠o͟ͅ ҉̠s̸̤͖̖̩ͅͅt͈̱̼͞r̰̯͇i̮̹̭̮͖̭k̩̹̦̖̥̻̩͜e͙͖̗͟.̕ ͖͙A̭̲̪̮͚ͅͅf̢͎̻̲͓t̷̤e͇r ͖͓̲͓t̬̩̲͢ͅḫ̲̠͍e̛̺̲̬̬̤̦̖ ̦͙̪̪Em͚̼̼̹͙̰̗p̙̬e͏͖̟r̖̭̰or̵̝̼̗̙ͅ’͏͔̗̼͚ş̻ͅ ̢̩͕̙͈̱̤͇d̯͎̕e̟̙͔͔̣f̛͉̝̲̞͈̮̘e̴͔̮̰a̞̝͕͈t͇̳̪͉,̝̰ ̞̳̠̻̯ͅI̫̳̦̪͢ ̻̝̦n̗̞̩͈̜̲̤e͙͓̲ed̮̪̝̻̪͡ ͢n̵̰͉e̻̥̩̜̩͍̖w͕̰ ̬̜̺̬̺p͉̠ạ̣̬͙͉̱̠ẉn̤̹͔̪̩͠s̬͍̬̳̼̤. ͖͈͈Y̡͙̦̹͓̙̳̠e͉͙s̯͔͓͉̼,͕̟͜ ̼̖͎ṯ̷ḩ͉̼̼̦̫ͅȩ͉̖̙̼̮ͅy ͎̭͢s̩ḩ̹͎͉̲̲͔͇a͙͚̻̬̫l̺̳̫l̫̭ d̟͓̜͇͕̥͙o͉̯͎̙̲͇͓ ̡͇͇͇͓̹̮ͅnͅi̛̤͉c̞͘eḻy̨̼̠̰͔̟͔͙.̡̱̼̤͉͍
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̛̣̪͙̼Wị̸̟̯̦͖ͅt̫̬̭̙͉̘̪h ͍̜̱t̼̟̟̫̲̝͖h҉̭͕̹͔e̟͞m̧͈͈,̖͚ ͓̥̫̱͇̲̫p̴̥͓̩͉l̰a̙n̸̠̖̖s͔̳͢ ̢͓͚̜̺̤w̲̙̟̭͍͈͢ͅi͏̞̫̜̮̲̲ll̘͚͕̫̗̥ ̨̳̰̬͇g̛̜̻̜̣͉o̫͍͔̼ ͟m̵̟̣̺̦̳u̻͡c̹̗͕̥̫̪͜h̰̙̱̫ͅ,̯͈ ̖́mu̫̺͚̙c̳͝h͇̜ s̡̯̳̠̲̲͕m̭̬o̧̦͍̘ͅo̵̻̦̥̤̪t̫̕h̻̯ę͕̻̤̜͈̱r̴̬.ͅ

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Footnote: Level Up.

New Perk Added: Watchers — Many things of great power watch over you and your friends! Order offering +1 DT to matching sets of armor! Harmony increasing Luck by 2 if your wearing a helmet! Chaos making all magic have a 25% chance to have an extra fire effect! E̵͏̲̙̫ͅv͙̩͙̱̤̟̩̙͇i҉̷̟̺̩l͙ ̳̖̻̟u̙̫̝ņ̨̥͚̖͓̣̗̯c̹̩͇̞͉͉͢o̗̰̬ͅm̶̡͈̗͙p̴̨̘̪̱̜̠̤r͍̞̭e̛͏̘̖͙͉̕ḩ̻̻̭̮ȩ̴̞͡s̴͖͝a̹̲̻͙̝̭͍b̤̘̯͔̫̪l͙̰ę̴̘̘̖̮̼̭͚ ̛̫̝̯͖͘g̬̞̭̟̳̯̪͞r҉̶̰͎̹̗̤͖̲͉ḁ̰̰͢͟͡n̘̮̞̳̮̹̖t̼͍̤̠̤̯̘̱̦s̻̭̯͙̝͓̝̺͝ ̪͞+̷͏̜̦̣̤̞̭͍́3̢͓̟͝0̖̭̘͖̯̺̮͢͟͝ ̴̫͎̭̙̠͎d̨͏̴̩̘͙͈̺͇͙a̡̮͉̙ḿ̡̛͇̝͎̺̟a̶͓̺̗͘͠g̴̡̭͖̥̬̝̘͓̕e͏̛̭̰,̸̳̙̞́ ̸̡̠̩̜̮ͅn̷͎̕ͅò̡͕͈̥̦̳̞͎̲ ̠͍̟̳̣̦͍͟m͉͉͇̕á̩̪̤͠t̖̖͈̭̻͈͟t̷͉̮̝̗̻͓̟̕é̲̺͙͖̩̹̀r̶̜̬̦̫͔̫̠̦͝͝ ̖̤͟w̡̱̝͙͇͡ͅh̷͍̼̼̣͉̘ͅa̢̬̝̟͓̲͢͠t̤͙̝̳̦̜̺͖͢͜͡.͔̟͖͈̯̠͝