Author's Notes
So after reading this chapter over and over again, I decided to add some extra stuff that I should have written earlier. Oh, and he first person to tell me where I got the cat from gets a cookie.
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that (A letter that I was never going to write)
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
P.S: We found two creatures near the Everfree forest who call themselves 'humans'. They look dangerous but say they won't hurt anypony without a good reason.
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Dear God, she's worst that Cass! Questions, questions, and questions. Oh did I forget to mention all the fucking questions?
"What's that in your hand? Why do you dress like that? Who's the NCR? Who's Caesars Legion? I don't think 'jerkwads' is a word. What do you eat? Would you eat ponies? Who's Mr. House? What's the Gomorrah? How did you survive getting shot in the head? You beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible. Who's Boo-"
"SHUT UP! JESUS CHRIST, JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE!!! YOU'RE WORST THAN CASS!!!"
"Who's Jesus, who's God, and who's Cass?"
"I hate my life." I muttered to myself. "Hundreds of years ago, much of human society was influenced by religion. The effects of religion on society ranged from people of a specific faith not being able to eat certain foods to being the cause of many wars. Three of these religions, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity all worshiped the same God. They also all acknowledged Jesus Christ, but in different ways. Christians believe that Jesus is the son of God, Muslims believe he was an important prophet, but not the son of God, and Jews only believe that he was a real person, but had no religious significance."
"Don't forget to breath!" Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Veronica grinning smugly. I will have my revenge.
"OK, so who's Cass?"
"Can we talk about this at a bar? I don't want common sense getting in my way."
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Back in the Mojave, a scavenger happened upon the place where Six and Veronica had been teleported to Equestria. As he looked around, he saw a cat wearing a hat. What he didn't know was that the cat had 4 fusion bombs in his stomach. As he approached the cat, it barked and the scavenger started to slowly back away. The bombs went off, killing the scavenger and sending his body flying. The body flew for several miles before landing on Fantastic, killing him. The scavenger was given a military funeral and Fantastic's body was used as Deathclaw bait.
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"I guess I'll stop asking you questions...for now." Twilight replied. "But I am going to ask her some questions." She said, pointing at Veronica, who had suddenly stopped grinning. I love being such a good person. "So, tell me about yourself. What's your name?"
"Veronica Santangelo"
"What are you wearing? It looks like some kind of metal armor."
"It's T-51b power armor. It's made of a poly-laminate composite, the outer shell of the T-51b is lightweight and capable of absorbing over 2500 Joules of kinetic impact. The 10-micron-thick silver ablative coating can reflect laser and other radiation emissions without damaging the composite subsurface, and the eye slit for the helmet is made of bullet proof glass to protect the wearer from any projectiles. It's fitted with a back-mounted TX-28 Microfusion Pack which generates an output power of 60,000 Watts to power the HiFlo hydraulic systems built into the frame of the suit, and it usually carries enough fuel to last for ten thousand years."
It took about a minute for Twilight to respond. "What's that on your right arm? it doesn't look like a part of your armor."
"Oh, that's a ballistic fist." Veronica calmly responded. "When something hits the plate on my knuckles, two shotgun shells are fired from these two barrels."
"That sounds painful." Twilight said with a concerned look on her face. Even though she didn't know what a shotgun shell was, she could tell that it wasn't something nice.
"No, most of the time it causes a persons head to explode." Veronica responded, a little too enthusiastically.
"That's horrible! Why would anyone make something that does that?!?" A shocked and disgusted Twilight asked.
"War. War never changes. Humans have fought and killed each other for thousands of years." I stated.
"Why would people kill each other? Why not talk to each other instead of fighting?"
"People try, sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. But, when words don't work, it's always good to have the best weapons available." I explained. For the rest of the walk to the library me and Veronica explained war and all the evil and fighting back in the Mojave. We also had to explain how I support the NCR but travel with Veronica, who was a BoS scribe.
"So the Brotherhood of Steel protects people from technology?' Twilight asked, who was somewhat confused by the idea.
"You see, we...THEY-" Veronica began to explain, only to be interrupted by Twilight.
"Why do you keep switching from 'we' to 'they' when talking about the Brotherhood?" Twilight looked up at Veronica and stopped walking. By this time I had already finished 2 bottles of Sunset Sarsaparilla, and had started on a third, when I noticed a regal looking pony with both a horn and wings.
"Twilight, who's that?" I asked, gesturing at the pony in question.
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight exclaimed as she ran towards Celestia. "Did you get my letter?"
"Yes. I'm taking these creatures to Canterlot " As she said this, a yellow orb encased me and Veronica.
"WE HAVE A NAME, BITCH!" I yelled. She's going on the list. Wow. I never thought I'd have so many enemies that I'd need a list. "Hey, things can't get any worst, right?" I turned and looked at Veronica with a look that says 'You probably should have been nicer to me'.
"I still fucking hate you."
woo! staying up late has paid of once again
YAY! Now that I finished chapter 2, I can get some sleep!
hahaha, beaten to death with their own skull. I doth observed what thou hast performed here.
Way too fucking rushed. A few grammar errors. GOOD WORK! Faved.
1001848 Well, you're wrong. Bitch.
yes finally a story where the courier and someone else goes to equestria.
excellent story.
please continue
1014409 Thanks. I noticed a lack of companions accompanying the courier/lone wanderer, (Veronica was mentioned in Wayward Courier and Fawkes made (sadly) brief apperence in That Jerk.) so I chose my favorite companion (I wonder who?) and had her end up in Equestria along with the Courier.
Veronica is my favorite companion. my second is gannon
Beaten to death with their own skull? oh, I saw what you did there.
Story turning out great, the ending? Shits Strom is abrewin.
1021486 Murphy's Law: The universes way of saying 'fuck you'.
1021510 excuse me? Was that an insult or a joke? If it was a n insult, did I say something to offend? If I did, im sorry, and can you please point out what I said? If joke, sorry I don't follow. in all sense, your story is great, the last part on the ending was referring to Celestia capturing the courier and Veronica. Shits going down, as.in this can't end well.
1021549 It was a joke. he keeps thinking things can't get any worst than they already are. Then they get worst. You do know Murphy's Law, right?
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1021565 Hey, at least there won't be any invasive medical examinations, right?
Rushed like a drowning survivor/gamer at the sound of the drowning theme for Sonic. Still not half bad. I'll wait for the next chapter before deciding to accept it.
1022865 "Before deciding to accept it." What? I'm confused.
1023114
Before fully accepting it in the Mojave Express.
1023744 IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?
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I Plead the fifth.
1023937 TASTE THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
1015016
Hey, the only reason I didn't bring any companions over was that I didn't feel comfortable writing for them. They have personalities, and it's hard enough writing the for ponies.
Anyway, yeah, I have to agree, really rushed. I can understand the desire to get straight to the juicy bits, but sometimes dragging things out before getting to that point makes actually getting there so much sweeter. Take more time to flesh things out, make the characters feel alive.
Also, should I feel bad that my first thought about seeing Veronica in Equestria was "pony/woman lesbian sex"? Then I remembered that Veronica is still pretty torn up over Christine and wouldn't get involved in a relationship.
1054869 you live up to your profile pic.
1054869 I agree, and while I don't have any FIM stories, I do have experience with fanfics. Believe me when I say the LESS pregenerated characters to write for, the better (or at least easier.)
How is this extended? I haven't noticed any- WAIT!
I have no idea what just happened.........
The list? Oh SHIT!
You never saw me here. -PF
Stop extending and give us a new chapter damn it!
1351656 Working on it!
1351662 *cracks whip* Work faster! Or I shall unleash the fury of 1001 black and white Alpha deathclaws in power armor upon you!
1351668 I've got 2002 fat mines, 1001 nuka grenades, and Esther with 500 BK mini nukes.
1351675 Liberty Prime! Mothership Zeta! The Brotherhood of Steel! Fuck yeah!
1351694 Euclid's C-Finder! It's over China and ran out of fuel! Mojave chapter, Boomers, and NCR!
1351781 This might take a while. Lets move it to my user page so we don't continue to clutter your comments.
So the story is dead?
Damn!
1611627 No it isn't. I just got Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. That's why I haven't written anything in 47 days.
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Oh, that's good to know.
(Also, the series is awesome... if you consider ME3's ending non-canon.)
1616628 Which one?
1616630
All three.
Especially the "Reaper Instrumentality Project" ending.(AKA Merge Ending)
1616648 Well, technically there's 4.
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Continue Reaper cycle is bullshit. You fought through two games just to be talked down by some little blue casper?
1616673 Oh yeah, that one! Then there are technically 5 endings.
1616680
Then what's the one you were talking about?
1616697 The "Fuck Da Reapers'' option. You don't always die.
1620953
What's the point? The Geth finally end their conflict with the Quarians. Then you killed them all just because that blue casper said it's impossible to destroy the Reapers without destroying all the other synthetics. Not to mention EDI also dies.
1620953
Imagine at the end of "Return of Harmony". Twilight was given three options by Lauren Faust.
Destroy chaos.
Control chaos.
Merge harmony and chaos.
And in all three endings, the Elements of Harmony are destroyed and Twilight dies.
Alternatively, you can pay extra money to Hasbro for another option: Let Discord do whatever the hell he wants and abandon Equestria.
1621926 Unless she chooses to destroy Chaos and her EMS is high enough. Then she survives.
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But all the other Elements are stranded on a planet far away... FOREVER.
Also, Spike dies in that ending.
1623185 Eh, I sincerely couldn...NOT SPIKE!!! God damn it!
this is cool keep going
...............CHUMPKINS!!!!!
alchestbreach