One morning, Rainbow Dash wakes up extremely horny. So she fucks and fucks and fucks, but she's still so goddamn horny! Let's see if she can get through the week.
That's very typical for her. If it would be relevant somehow - yeah she'd definitely pay attention. But as a metaphor, especially in not quite sober state of mind? Nah, that's egghead stuff, who cares anyway.
"But... but that would mean..." Rainbow shook her head, she didn't want to even entertain the thought. She felt her tail curling around her barrel as she let loose a light whimper, her eyes downcast as her ears flattened. "Th-that would mean that I don't get to fuck her..."
: "You know, I'm living here, too. There is a reason Twi calls me her number one assistant..."
She started to lap at her like she was the sweetest ammonia known to ponykind
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Think you'll find I've rectified that!
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O.M.G...that would be so fucking hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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I... I never realized I needed that until now.
So thanks for that.
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Wait, what.
Wait, children's books? But, isn't My Little Pony a cartoon?
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No,not all mlp stuff is cartoons. They could be books,clopfics,plushies,and other stuff.
Ambrosia... indulging in ammonia like that is a good way to end up dead or in hospital... dead.
Although I'll grant that Rainbow probably would mix the two up in her head. Either way, it was good for a laugh.
Just show her the tentacle room easy problem fixed.
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That's very typical for her. If it would be relevant somehow - yeah she'd definitely pay attention. But as a metaphor, especially in not quite sober state of mind? Nah, that's egghead stuff, who cares anyway.
"Ah, The Return of the Why Boner.....With A Vengeance" - Alucard, Hellsing
: "You know, I'm living here, too. There is a reason Twi calls me her number one assistant..."
Let me guess: It actually is?
Found a small typo:
That was funny and hot!
Beautiful fan art at the bottom!