What book was this based on!!???

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Ringa ringa Roseluck, a pocket fulla pussy.

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Wow!!!! Did not see that one coming!!

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Pffffftt!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!

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I did.

Instant watch and favorite. This is gonna be good.

Just from the description alone:

The greatest clopfic ever written, and I haven't even started reading it yet.

Edit: I stand by that statement.

Put her in Twilight's private tentacle room.

Bruh, this shit brought back memories from my childhood.

sobs quietly in the corner

When I read in the description that this was a parody of a children's book, it reminded me of a hilarious fic that I once read.

That fic is The Clop Conundrum. It's not a clopfic, not exactly, but it's a short and very funny fic about clopping, so it does use a lot of NSFW material. It's a parody of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham, and that's what makes it so bloody hilarious. You'll know what I mean when you read it, and I recommend that you do.

Actually, uhm, now that I think about it, it might take a specific kind of mentality/mindset to enjoy The Clop Conundrum, so read at your own risk. But the fact that you're in this comment section indicates that you already have about 80% of the mentality needed.

I like where this is going, keep it up.

All alicorns are by default very horny Pegasuses. No alicorns featured in this story.
I want my admittance fee back.

So thanks for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nevpqOruKCA

...Well, isn't this this a fine thing! Like and a follow.

Well, well.

i.imgur.com/sdjAJrO.gif

Hmm, any chance of a link to the bottom pic? I know we can't post NSFW, but there are ways around that ;)

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Any idea where it is?

It's for a friend...

Looked like the shower nozzle was definitely gonna come in handy today.

On Monday, Rainbow Dash masturbated five times...

Please. I do five times on an average day. On a fertile period/ovulation day I can do much more. Once I managed 15-20 (lost count). I was home alone all day with no plans, and ended up laying in bed masturbating all day. It was awesome.