I hope you eventually continue the tale of 'Celestia's talking stomach'.

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Don't worry. I have plans.

Decided to check this story out. This explains why Verdant has survived his trips within somepony. His asshole grandpappy probably never told Rose what really happened, either...or she didn't believe him.

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Well, would you tell your friend that your sleeping around and lying bit you in the ass by getting a curse that gets you eaten?