"I'm what's known as a 'human' and we absolutely love your music, though I originally envisioned a band with instruments that like to talk about their experiences at band camp. " I laugh a little inside at that American pie joke.

Bye, bye Ms. American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy,
But the levy was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

First off, I'm talking about the American Pie movies. Example

“Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle and we-. Before she could finish, the country mare took Twilights hoof in her’s and shook it real hard and fast.

Statement: I would normally take this out of context, but I'm gonna be nice and not do it this time.

" Well to be honest I never meet another Dragon before, and she is beautiful. " Poor guy not knowing his own kind. But I guess living with ponies will alter one's preference of the female companion. Though I'm not one to talk. The wolf allows us to mate and have children with any species, as a great grand father found out one drunken evening.

Interrogative: What was it.
Statement: PM me it if you don't want it to be public.

"Austin."

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Is it strange that I want to know what animal the great grandfather banged?

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No

Well, I was gonna comment on how it's weird seeing pastel-colored horses are chill in the presence of a shaved ape instead of running for the hills...

But then this sentence snuck up nonchalantly like

The wolf allows us to mate and have children with any species, as a great grandfather found out one drunken evening.

and made me spill my coffee.

He still had that dumb look so I looked in his line of sight. What he and now I was looking at, was a white unicorn mare with a swirled purple mane and tail. She seemed to be the one putting up the decorations and giving Spike a full helping of eye candy.

Well, that tail design really doesn't keep anything hidden there

boy I tell ya I’m so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.

ok.... first of all.... wat?! das nasty!

and while i have never heard that saying personaly, there are so many strange phrases that float around the south that I cant honestly say that no one actually says that

Man... I feel like this story is one of those that really deserves a dedicated editor. Like, the premise seems cool, but reading it is like driving down a rocky dirt road in a sports car.