Spike, have you seen my copy of Unity and Unicorns?
--S.G.
Uh, no?
--Spike
Okay? But I was pretty sure I left it on the study table last night... Didn't you tidy the room this morning? I need it for a lesson!
--S.G.
Of course I tidied up! But I'm a dragon, not a camera. I don't have photographic memory, sheesh.
--Spike
Spike, did I do something to upset you?
--S.G.
Sorry. I get a little defensive whenever somepony asks me about something missing in the castle. Golden Oak Library was easy to keep track of. This place is so big, though! Twilight is always moving the books around.
--Spike
Ha! Yeah... Twilight does have a tendency of walking and reading.
--S.G.
And eating and reading.
--Spike
And sleeping and reading.
--S.G.
And bathing and reading.
--Spike
Woah, I think that might've been TMI?
--S.G.
It totally was.
P.S.
STOP PASSING NOTES DURING MY LECTURES.
--T.S.
Greatest. Chapter. Ever. This alone should be an episode.
But they're sooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!
This was funny.