The Son of War

by Dr Banana Hat

Introducing David, and Blue Balls.

God dammit, if it's one person who has to deal with all of this shit it's me. I was right in front of the throne room's door. David was right behind me.

"O.K. David, I am going to introduce you to some people O.K.? One of them I make out with, three are princesses, one is a complete nerd, five are normal people, one is a dragon, and one is the husband of a princess. Ready to meet them? O.K." I said super fast. He was going to ask a question but I opened the door and saw a bunch of people there. Princess Celestia and Luna looked over at my direction along with other ponies. The looked confused when they saw me. There were many important ponies here. I walked over to Celestia who was with Luna.

"Celestia, Luna, I have something very important to talk to you about." I said. I stepped to the side. David was there standing there staring at Celestia and Luna. I actually looked at his right hand and saw a tattoo. If I recall, his tattoo looks similar to mine. I looked at my right hand and the same, identical tattoo was on my hand. I was very curious but didn't have time to talk about this know.

"Oh, this is a surprise." Luna said.

"Hello there. My name is Celestia and what is your name?" Celestia said to David. He looked at me.

" Why teh Fuck are you looking at meh!" I said.

"'My name is David Guerra. My dad is the God of war. I was sent here about an hour ago by my dad." David said. I looked at him straight in the eye thinking 'My dad had sex twice!?'. Celestia along with the others were surprised.

'"Uh, excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom." I said Rushing out of the room. I ran to my room and got my thoughts straight.

"I have a brother, oh god I have a brother. What do I do? He nine and has abilities to control people, he might take over Eques and become an Adolf Hitler. But, what if he doesn't. I don't know what to do!" I said in a super duper fast pace.

"Ares?" Celestia said.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes." I said.

"Can I come in?" Celestia said.

"Yes"

Celestia opened the door and closed it.

"I know this must be hard for you. You just found out you have a brother but, you got to tell him." Celestia said.

"I know. I just don't know how." I said.

"O.K. How about I give you some time alone with him." Celestia said walking out the room.

Two hours later.

I followed Celesia to the throne room. I took a deep breathe and breathed out. I opened the door for Celestia and entered. The moment that I walked in, all eyes on me. I looked at Luna and she had a concerned face on her face.

"Uh, David may I speak to you for one second?" I said. looking at him straight in the eye.

"Sure." David said. I held the door open as he walked out. I followed him out the door. I lead him to my room and once again opened the door. I sat on the chair that is near the desk with wine. David chose to sit on the bed.

"O.K., since we are comfterable, I need to tell you something. My name Is Ares Guerra, Son of War, and supposedly your brother."

His eyes went wide and jaw was hanging.

"You are my only family left, our dad, Is the God of War. I was born in a world called Earth, now I'm in another world called Eques which includes magic in this world." I said.

"Earth the world of complete war?" David said.

"Yes. Any ways lets go back before they think something is going on." I said. I walked over to my door and opened it for him. He walked out and I followed him. I lead him to the throne room, I opened the door and once again all eyes on the both of us.

"Ares." Steel River said waving her hand.

"Sup." I said walking towards her.\

"So, who-" Her eyes went wide as she saw a human without my features.

"Steel River meet David, David meet Steel River." I said.

David held out his hand. Steel River shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you." Steel River said.

"Nice to meet you too." David said.

Behind Steel River was the mane six, Cadence, Captain Rusty, and a Dragon mixture of a million animals.

"Ah, well look who it is. The son of war, and the Trickster." The dragon thing said popping right in front of me.

"Yeah, I'm The of War, and he is the Trickster." The moment I said this everything in the room gasped and started murmuring. The all stepped back. I looked at the crowd, David was next to me. He looked a little worried and scared. I kneeled down at his level of height.

"Hey, it's o.k., I want you to go to my room and stay there. The password to my Xbox is 0071. I wrote it down on a password. He took the paper and ran to my room. I he ran to my room, they all moved aside for him to go through. When he exited, they all formed a big ass circle around me. Some guy decided to jump out of the circle.

"Why are you even here! You are probably here to kill the princesses, or even take over Eques! Guards take him away in my name, Blue Blood." The unicorn said.

The guards came but didn't arrest me. They all stood there looking at me.

"Why are you not arresting him!?" Blue Blood Boomed.

"Princess Luna and Celestia told us to not hurt or arrest Ares." The captain said.

"What about the other one?" Blue Blood said clearly upset.

"Princess Luna nor Celestia told us to arrest the other child." The Captain said.

"Well, arrest him!" Blue Blood said. I teleported in front of the guards while they were walking towards the door.

"You are not touching me or my brother." I said taking out my daggers. The guards got in their stance.

"Ares we will move you with force. So, I'll ask once again move." The captain said.

"Bitch try me." I said. One guard threw with spear at me. I dodged it, I ran to the guard that threw it at me and kicked him in the face. He fell over to his left. A guard came from behind me, with my dagger on my left hand, I intercepted his spear. His spear went up since I was holding the spear with my dagger. With my other dagger I shanked his left leg on his thigh. Now according to my A.P. science class,the thigh gives of a lot of pain. When my dagger pierced through his leg, I twisted the dagger adding more pain.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!" The guard screamed. He got up and threw his spear at me with his right hand. I dodged the spear and punched him in the face with a jab, grabbed his left bicep, pulled him closer, and threw him in a hip throw. He landed on his left leg on the spear he threw at me. Two other guards held their spears at me. I sliced the spears in half with my daggers, I kicked the guard in front of me in the face with heel in the temple imeadiately knocking him out unconscious. I held my left hand out and mentally said a water spell trapping his head in a ball of water. He slowly fainted, when he fell unconscious I took out all the water from his system from telekinesis. I realized the captain wasn't here. I knew were he was or going, to my brother. I teleported to my room and saw two guards and the captain. I turned invisible. the two guards had the spear towards David, the captain had a manacle that goes around his neck and arms. I drew my daggers but to my surprise, David actually beat the shit out of them. The captain ran at David trying to put the manacle around David's neck. The captain stopped, he turned around and drew his sword at his guards. He started swinging his sword like a maniac trying to hits one of guards.

"Captain stop!" One of the guards said. He was struck in the arm with the captains sword. The guard cried in pain. The controlled captain went to the other guard. The guard was the first to strike, he held his sword up and pierced the captain on the shoulder. The captain fell on the floor. David got up held his hands up. The guard was about to strike David but, David moved his fingers. The guard stopped and dropped the sword. David moved his left middle finger and the guard fell at his knees. David moved his fingers really fast and the guard screamed in pain but, was shut. The guard got up grabbed his sword and was sent outside by David and unconscious. I was amazed of what I saw.

"David, Nice job." I said picking up the two men and dropping then outside the room.

"Can you play with me?" David said

"I'm going to finish something up then I'll play with you." I said. David had a smile on his face.

I exited out of my room. I picked the three guards with my levitation magic. I walked over to the medic and gave him the three men. He carried the three guards away without magic. Keep In your mind I'm like 5'6. This man was like 9'4. I had to bend my neck upward. Plus, he was carrying the other guards. I opened the throne door and once again all eyes on me. Blue Blood's eyes went wide as he was full of rage.

"You!" He said. I walked towards him and we became face to face.

"Don't mess with my brother." I said.

"So, what are you going to do?" He said.

"What I'll do? Easy, you'll be buried 6 feet beneath the dirt bitch." I said.

"What did you call me?" He said as he got closer.

"I called you a bitch." I said as I got closer. We were head to head.

"Do you even know who I am asshole?" He said.

"I would know two days after your death." I said

"I am Blue Blood, the Princesses niece." He said.

"Oh really. So your basically a little egocentric bruto. And if you were smart enough you would know what egocentric means." I said.

"ENOUGH!" I heard a Luna boom through the room. Every one moved aside. The ponies bowed while the other species didn't. Celestia and Luna walked through the aisle.

"Celestia, Luna, he has called me egocentric, bitch, and said he'll kill me." Blue Blood said.

'Do you even know what egocentric means?" I said.

"Quite! You have insulted a royal family member!" Blue Blood said.

"I take that as a no." I said.

"Blue Blood, Ares here, is allowed to stay here along with his brother David." Celestia said.

"But, he insulted me and threatened me!" Blue Blood said.

"You threatened his brother." Luna said.

"So!" Blue Blood said.

"You see." Celestia said. She looked at me for she can have permishion to mention my family. I told her not to.

"You see what?!" Blue Blood said.

"I'm out." I said walking away.

"What! He didn't get in trouble!" Blue Blood said.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm throwing you outside the window." I said.

"No you-" I grabbed his shirt picked him up and threw him to the ground. I mounted him and I did the same rythme of punches. Jab, cross, jab, cross. After 20 punches. I got up, picked him and Chapa kicked him in the gut sending out the window falling down the mountain.

"Idiot." I said. Walking out the throne room walking towards my room to play Rainbow six with my brother.

6 hours later.

"Uh, you won." I said.

"That was easy." He said.

"It was 20-3!" I said.

I heard footsteps coming extremely fast, like sprinting. I heard knocking on my door. I stood up and opened the door.

"What." I said.

"Sir, Ares-"

"I'm only thirteen years old." I said.

"Young Ares-"

"I'm a teen."

"Mr. Ares."

"FOR FUCKS SAKES CALL ME BY MY FUCKING NAME DAMMIT!"

"A- Ares, there is a threat from the Griffon kingdom. Princess Celestia asked for your existence in the throne room along with David."

" 'bout fucking time you got it right." I said, I closed the door.

"David get ready put your shoes on and turn of the Xbox and get your weapon. Do you even have a weapon?" I said.

"Yes." David said. He had four small bags in a rectangular shape, two on each side of his hips. He opened up the bag and said.

"Trading cards, smoke bombs, a bunch of coins-"

"O.K., I get it stuff for a trickster." I said. Opening the door.

"Exactly. Now lets go." He said.

Author's Note:

I NEED YOUR FEED BACKS ON THE STORY AND WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE OR WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE.

Comments

[darktempest]

Your story is cool but a little more of comedy and action would be nice.

[Dr Banana Hat]

Dark Tempest.

I know it needs more comedy and action. So in the end of Introducing David and Blue Blood, it says Griffon has sent a threat, which a war happens.

[The Chronicler]

8210735
Grammar*

Maybe he’s passive-aggressively suggesting you get an editor... since it’s nearly impossible to take an author seriously if they write like a grade-schooler?

[Dr Banana Hat]

Uh, Chronicler. NOBODY TAKES ME SRIOUS CAUSE I’M NEVER SERIOUS. But, you can be my editor if you want

[Dr Banana Hat]

And I am a grade schooler!

[Vangard72]

Good story
Is shining armor and blue blood girls

[Vangard72]

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