The Son of War

by Dr Banana Hat

First published

Human, Ares Guerra, is a thirteen immature kid. After His dad died form a brutal car accident, his mom killed herself and his sister died in a gang war. He knew his life was over, after a fight in Harvard he realizes that he is the son of war.

Ares is a thirteen year old boy. His close family died, now he lives in a rich family who doesn't give to shits about him, and three abusive brothers. To avenge his close family, he became the smartest kid he can be. When he goes to this really good school, these murderous bullies mess with Ares, not pulling with his shit, he beat him up. He later went to his history class to turn in a message from the office. When he exits the class, there is five kids there to beat up him. One of the kids stabbed him. Ares later wakes up in the hall way. He turns into another body and kicks the living life out of the kids. Ahter he beat them up, His godfather (quite literly) sends him into another world.

I am the son of War, Fuck Meh!

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Chapter 1

Hi, I am a thirteen year old kid. My name is Ares Guerra. My life is a mess I live with my step rich as parents who do not care about me and a 3 step brother who try to treat me like shit. My parents are dead, My dad died in a car accident by some drunk. He was a nice guy. He didn't deserve this, he went to church with us and helped the poor. My mom didn't take it easily. She got into Alcohol and lost her job, She shot herself two weeks after Dad's death. My sister, died in a gang war. She was into drugs and so on. I even pulled out my dads gun to stop her. She just pushed me out of the way saying.

"You don't got the balls."Richard

I cocked the gun and squeezed the trigger shooting right next her ear. She just walked by me. The next day I was informed she died in a gang war. She was the last to die with sixteen bullets in her body. I was sent to a big building, I new what is was, it held kids with no parents. I cried all night that day. That is when I decided to avenge my sister by becoming super smart and political. I went to school and had arguments with kids teacher and even authority about it. I got straight A's and after a year I received a letter saying that Horace Mann school wanted me. That was one of the best schools. I passed the test by 100% and placed in all Pre-AP classes. After two months in that school, I immediately knew who my enemy's and non enemy's are. I found out I was the son of War in my favorite class, History. I loved history because I can ask all these questions of why didn't they do this or why did they do this. Mostly, because I could criticize they fuck out of what we were learning. The kids didn't have a chance to ask because I asked all the smart questions and made every one else look like an idiot. So, one day this kid named "Richard F. Farewell" who was this buff and big ass kid was was 2 ft taller than me standing 7'2, after science class with him he pushed me into a wall.

"What the hell was that for!" I said.

"Why are you trying to hit with my girl?" He said.

"Why the fuck would I want to be with her. Plus, I don't even like her she's to egocentric." I said breaking the grip he hand on my favorite black and blue sweater.

"What did you call my girl?"

"Egocentric, do you want me to be more clearer?"

"You little fuck!" He said throwing a right straight at my face.

I knew M.M.A. so I dodged his punch and threw a jab straight at his face and returned my hand to my face. He stumbled back tow steps and spat out blood.

"You fucking cunt." He said.

"Technically it is dick but, only stupid shits like you don't know the difference." I said with a shitty smile.

He came running at me and threw tow punches, jab and cross. I dodged both of them and threw one powerful body shot towards his ribs. He fell back. Almost immediately he got up. I decided to end it, I threw a jab right next to his ear and quickly turned like a tornado smashing my right elbow in to his eyebrow. Luckily he was fast enough blocking his face which didn't make my elbow hit his face. I grabbed both of his legs getting in stance for a double leg take down slamming him into the floor. I got on full mount, grabbed his right arm, got into a arm bar and lifted my hips up. He screamed violently. I knew how much pain I inflicted in his arm. I let go of his arm, when I did, I saw him hold his right arm.

"Don't mess with me again." I said.

I grabbed my book bag from the floor and walked away.

I went to my history class to give him a letter from the office. It was a period I got since I have all 100%.

Mr. Gonzales said "Thank you, also, tell Michael and Kelby to turn in the chapter 13 packet on Scandinavian viking."

"Yes, sir." I said and walked out of history class to the office to call Michael and Kelby. The moment I walked out side, 4 kids were right next to me. Richard F. Farewell, Matthias Hook, Jack Richmond, and Elliot S. Sherman. Matthias who was a giant pinned me on the wall. I broke his grip and pushed him. I tried to run away but, Elliot S. Sherman tackled me to the ground and threw to devilish punches. I dodged both of them and swept him and elbowed him on his face breaking his nose. I ran away until *SHANK* I felt blood run down my chest. I saw Jack Richmond with a knife. I stumbled back and held my hand on my chest. I took of my sweater and wrapped it around my chest. I felt a burning pain in my chest.

"I added Ricin to my knife so you'll die in 4 seconds." He said.

I felt the world fade away. With my last breathe I said.

"Just because you killed me doesn't mean you won."

I closed my eyes.

Jack's P.O.V.

So much for a Martial artist. I cleaned my knife and made it look like suicide. I put his sweater on him and zipped it up. I stabbed him again were I stabbed him just to make sure he was dead and, to make a hole in the sweater. I put the knife on his hand and walked away.

"Its done." I said.

"Good." Richard said.

Ares P.O.V.

I woke up. I remembered that I was stabbed by Jack and that's it. I saw I had a bloody knife in my hand. I let go of it and unzipped my sweater to check on my laceration. It wasn't there.

"Good."

I heard Richard say. I suddenly felt a surge of rage in me. I felt my body morph into a new, I don't know, thing. I felt a tail grow, ears grow, I grew whiskers, and grew black eyes. I also felt a I belt and a two small scabbards (Sword holders) on each of may waists and inside each scabbard was to daggers that had black fluid running threw it. I felt new clothe on me, I had black stretchable pants and a long sleeved black shirt. and a necklace that was a circle with a red diamond inside of the gold ring.

"Oh shit I'm a bad ass." I said.

I peeked my head and didn't see the fucker who messed with this little shit. So I sneaked over to them and took out my dagger.

"Hey, cock suckers! CAW-CAW MOTHER FUCKERS!" I said. I stabbed Richard in the head and threw my dagger at Jacks face piercing right through his face jerking his head back violently backwards. Elliot came running at me. I did a tornado kick kicking him straight in the temple, I was still in the air so with my left leg sent it launching to his temple, knocking him out. I held out my hand and it actually worked. I was a fucking Yoda, my daggers came back at me. Matthias grabbed a stick and tried hitting me. I dodged it and front kicked kitting his ribs. I threw a cross at his face. And trust me. My hands are like diamonds, they don't break and they hurt a lot. He fell on the floor. I kicked him in the face so hard he went unconscious.

"Fight me bitches! Lets go!" I said.

I heard a voice in my voice it sounded like my fathers voice.

"I'm proud of you that you are ready." ??? said. Does he really expect me to be ready for what. I cant predict the future, I am not a fuckign oracle.

"WHO THE FUCK AR-" I didn't get to finish my sentence. I was sleeping in my slumber and I was dreaming I'll tell you, dreaming the Civil war, the bloodiest war battle in U.S.

A new world, perfect.

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The New World (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)


Twilights P.O.V.

"Come on girls I heard the blast somewhere around here." I said. I was to curious of what it was. When we arrived at the site, we were all stunned by the what we saw.

"What happened here?" Rainbow said

"What is that?" I said.

I looked like an, Fox but had two daggers and blood on him or her. I walked closer.

"Twilight don't go we don't know what'll happen." Applejack said.

"Then come down here." I said.

Apple jack stood quiet, then when I got close enough Apple jack decided to come. Behind Applejack came Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity. I used magic to carry the fox thing. The moment I tried it woke up.

Ares P.O.V.

I woke up with a insane pain in my chest. I started coughing and coughing, my esophagus was burning up, and this horrible pain in my esophagus. I coughed out a pile of blood, the blood stretched out like veins, it surrounded me and attached it self to me. I felt this surge of power in me. I tried to stand up and gain balance but I collapsed due to lack of energy.

"Fuck." I said and fainted.

Twilights P.O.V.

What was that I saw. I wrote down everything I saw in my journal. We had to report this to Princess Celestia.

"O.K. lets bring him to Princess Celesta." I said.

"How do you know its a boy?" Rainbow Dash said.

"His last words was the F word and believe it or not it very much like a young boy, now, lets bring him to Princess Celestia."

At the Castle Celestia's P.O.V.

I was signing some files from greedy kings and goverments denying what they wanted. I heard foot steps running this way, the door opened.

"Princess Celestia." Twilight said bowed along with the mane six.

"Yes, my little ponies?" I said.

"We found this creature in the middle of a crater that I heard explode."

I looked at the creature and saw its necklace it had a gold ring and a red-crimson diamond in the middle. I exactly knew who it was, the son of war, the war leader. I had terror, I kept it inside of me. Never the less the son of war is a kid, who is maybe 12 -14 years old.

"Twilight do you know who you just brought in?" I said

"No, Princess Celestia." Twilight said with worry.

"You just brought in war itself." I said.

All of the mane six looked extremely scared.

"It O.K. I think there is a way to control him." I said.

"Get Steel River here immediately." I said.

"Yes Princess Celestia, examine this boy." I ordered.

"Yes, Princess Celestia." Steel River.

Steel River's P.O.V.

'What a strange boy. Why is this? This blood doesn't look normal.' I mentally said.

I plucked one of his hairs from his body that contained blood. I knew it wasn't normal blood. It was a blood type not even my machine recognized. I was curious so, I went to examine its saliva. I opened his mouth and took some saliva, I put it in the machine put still didn't recognize the codes. I took a syringe from my cabinet, a rubber ban and liquid that makes his skin numb (Sorry didn't know what it was called). I wrapped the rubber band around his arm and he reacted and was close to waking up. I mentally told Celestia that he was almost waking up.

"Try to put him to sleep. I went to one of my cabinets but was to slow.

Ares P.O.V.

I woke up from my slumber and man did I fell weird.

"Where the fuck am I?" I said rubbing my eyes. I sat up. When my eyes adjusted to the light. I saw a girl who about my age or younger. She looked at me. She looked at me and we had this long staring contest. She was this pony girl with a black caot and a gray mane,she looked very pretty with those colors on her. I heard the door open. I saw eight peo-ponies/humans one who had white fur and had rainbow hair and was the tallest out of all of them and had wings and a horn, a blue-ish one who had dark blue hair who also had wings and a horn, another had a magneta color and had wings and a horn, while the others were Pegesus or unicorn. I reached out for my daggers, I didn't grabbed them but my hand was near it. I actually looked at my arm and saw it was fur and had an orange color, I also had a tail and wings. I looked in the mirror.

"What the hell, how the fuck did I become like this, I a fucking human fox. I prefer my normal body." I said, and I saw my body change. I just stood there stunned. I still had some of my features of my fox form like my tail and ears. I saw my tail and it was so fluffy. I just rubbed my hand on it. It was so fluffy.

"Um excuse me but, how did you do that?" The purple pony/ thing said.

"I don't know and how am I here?" I said.

"Right know your in the castle, since you here we should introduce ourselves. I am Steel River." She said with a smile.

"I'm Celestia, ruler of this land"

"I'm Luna ruler of this land at night."

'I'm Twilight."'

"I'm Applejack."

"I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria."

So I'm in Equestria perfect. At least I know I'm not in Wonder land.

"I'm Rarity a fashonista."

"I'm Fluttershy." She said super quietly. I was about to say "What" but managed to hear what she said.

I felt something cuddle with my tail. I turn my body to see what was cuddling with my tail. I immediately jumped away from her.

"Why are you touching my fluffy, ridiculously soft tail!?" I said.

"Oh, Hi I'm Pinkie Pie, you can just call me Pinkie."

"Uh, OK, since I know all of your names I should introduce myself, I'm Ares Guerra, My first and last name basically mean war, I'm thirteen, I love history and battle tactics, I love fighting, and I found out I have these abilities yesterday."

They just stood there interested for more. One of the ponies were taking notes which was Twilight.

"Why is the paint on your fur?" She asked.

"Oh this?" I said looking at the blood stains "This is blood, four murderers tried killing me so I had to kill them, this was yesterday."

They all stood there terrified of me. Pinkie's hair went straight a little.

"What?" I said.

Celestia just cleared her throat and said, "How about we show you around the castle?"

"Is the castle big?" I said.

"Yes." Steel wing said looking at my ears.

"Then It's all right. Anyways, since I think I'm going to be here some time, I would like to know where my room is." I said.

"O.K. lets show you your room." Luna said.

So I got off of the table and stretched my legs. The eight ponies walked out the door. Except for Steel river. I didn't bother when I walked out of the room my ears started to twitch. I looked behind me and saw Steel wing wasn't in thee lab. I was curious but, I didn't want to go inside again.

"Ares is something wrong?" Celestia said.

"Oh, uh, nothing, just playing with my tail." I said and caught up with them. In my surprise, the castle was huge and I saw the whole village ahead of me. I was admiring the view until something came in mind. 'Why is there windows facing forward and not backwards? And what is this castle on anyways?' I looked down from the window and saw land going down, I then looked up and saw clouds, CLOUDS THAT WERE AT MY LEVEL OF HEIGHT! I caught up with them, I put all the facts together when I realized that we were on the side of a MOUNTAIN! How is that possible that defies all the laws of physics and The three newtons laws. I heard Celestia say something about how were are no the only people in this world, Eques, and how there is the Griffons, Deer, Zebras, Minotaur, timber wolves and so on. I wanted to make sure that we were and the castle were on the side of this mountain.

"So, there is diamond dogs-" I interrupted Celestia.

"Are we on a mountain?' I asked.

"Yes, and how did you find out?" She said.

"Well, When we were on the other side of the castle there was no windows there while on this side, the oppisite, there is windows, I looked down from one of the windows and saw a village way below be and downward slop of grass and land leading to the village, and when I looked up, there was clouds not much higher than were I was." I said.

'Well you are observitive, Ares." Twilight said. righting down notes.

"Yeah, thank you." I said. Scraching the back of my head.

"Well here is your room. Room nine." Celestia said.

I walked over to the door and turned the handle. I walk inside and man does it look awesome in here. I saw a king sized cloud bed, the floor was made out of wool, the walls were this marble color, the windows showed a beautiful site of the village and there was a battle of wine on the wooden table to my right. I first jumped on the cloud bed. Bro was it comfy.

"Wow, is this better than my shitty king sized rich bed." I said. I smelled the sweet taste of wine. Rasberry wine my favorite. I went over to the wine and poped the top.

"You shouldn't be drinking that. Its againts the law." Rarity saw walking over to me.

"What under age drinking law and so on. Yeah, in my world. I drank a lot to get my head out of things I didn't want to do. Even though I never did them so that's why I drink." I said. Rarity still argued believing that I shouldn't drink.

'You still shouldn't drink it can cause addiction and maybe even your. You can hurt some one." Rarity said. I didn't want to argue any more so I ended it with something that keeped her mouth shut.

"Do you have any siblings?"

"'Yes."

"Are your parents still alive?"

"Yes, and what does my family have to do with this?" Rarity said already agitated.

"I drink to forget about my family. My dad died in a accident when I was nine, my mom...didn't take it so easily, she became an alcoholic, she lost her job, a week after dad died, she killed herself, then my sister, got into drugs, gangs, sex, and alcohol. She died in a gang fight, and I was eleven. And after that, I was adopted by this rich family who didn't care about me. My step siblings hated each other and me since I was the smartest and the most talented. They also tried to beat me up, all of them, I ended up putting three unconscious, and breaking two others bones. So that's why I drink. To forget." I said. I popped the bottle open and drank one big chunk of the wine. Rarity now sad, walkde out o the room along with the others. Since this was nothing to do I leaned againts the wall and drank. I held my arm with my knee. I later fell a sleep with the bottle of wine in my hand.

A new day including a lite ass party and meeting Twilight's brother!

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5:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!

I was sleeping in my precious slumber, until I woke up with somepony shaking me. I grunted cause, lazy asses like me wake up at 12 a.m. in the morning.

"What teh fack you want?" I said.

"Wake up, come on were going to party, aaaand since your new in this world, I think your going to like it there." I heard a pony say to me in a brotherly tone, THE HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BROTHERLY TONE IS SINCE I WAS CONSTANTLY ATTEMPTED TO GET BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF BY MY FUCKING, COCK SUCKING BROTHERS! But, the voice sounded like a man I'll tell you that.

"Did someone say party?" I said jumping out of my bed. I saw a stallion with a blue mane and white coat and he was a unicorn.

"Who teh fack are you?" I said.

"'I am Shining Armor, Twilights sister." He said reaching out his hand for me to shake. Shining Armor, I knew the perfect fucking nickname for this one, Captain Rusty.

"Nice to meet you Captain Rusty, I'm Ares Guerra, apparently the son of war. Now where is this party?" I said.

"It's down the street but get ready first." Rusty said.


"O.K. Dad." I said snapping my fingers and clothe came on me. I wore black stretchable pants, a blue shirt that said "America will fuck you up." and red, white, and blue shoes.

"Kay ready." I said getting my phone in which I solar and lunar panel charged my phone. I also got my belt that held my two scabbards for my two daggers.

He looked at my shirt but didn't ask about it. I opened the door and saw The whole gang, the six shit holes who are always there, a dragon thing that was up to my shoulder, Steel River, a dragon thing, and a pink alicorn.

"Spike meet Ares. Ares meet spike." Twilight said. I held my hand out. Spike held hand out and shook my hand.

"Hi, Spike. I'm geussing your a dragon right?" I said.

"Yes, and you must be the son of war, and a human and fox?" Spike said.


"Correct." I said.

I looked over to the alicorn, and according to my memory, there is a few alicorns. So, she must be Cadence. I knew It was Cadence because I used my memory and she was staring at me with sparkling eyes. I looked over at her with an emotionless eyes. She jumped on me. I just stood there like statue. She was on my back.

"Oh Celestia, he's so soft and his tail is so fluffy as well as his ears!" Cadence said as she touched and cuddled with my body. I didn't realize but I was actually in my fox form. She started touches my tail and rubbed her face on my tail and with her hands she soothing my tail.

"You know that my tail and ears are like my private parts." I said.

Her face was as red as a tomato and she was so embarresed. She stopped touching my tail and stepped back and hide behind Captain Rusty.

"So, what about the club?" I said.

"Oh, yeah lets go." Pinkie said jumping towards the club which was two hours away, I think.

"I'll teleport you guys there.' Twilight said. I saw vision go white and I appeared right in front of the club. There was this huge line and I was like "We have to go through that?". But, we went through the V.I.P. But, when I was going to enter, he stopped me.

"Twilight, Mr. Big Ass wont let me through."

The moment he heard this he let me through. I smiled and heard lite ass music. I actually realized that Steel River shouldn't be here. I asked Twilight why Steel River is here.

"Why is Steel River here she too young to be in a club?" I said.

"Oh, Celestia allowed here to party in a club in return she'll work for Celestia." Twilight said. Now I understood, I heard the music, dubstep times ten. I felt like going insane but, held it in. We went in the V.I.P. room. There was this women who was sitting in a couch with a bottle of whiskey. She had blue glasses and blue and purple hair.

"Mane six whats up?" She said.

"Hi Pon." Twilight

"Pon meets a special someone and don't get him pissed. Pon meet Ares, Ares meet Pon." Twilight said looking at Pon with a 'Better give him a fucking hi or he'll rip your head off' which I'll never do.

"Hi Ares." Pon said.

"Sup Pon" I said.

"So, Have a seat guys." Pon said drinking a chunk of the whiskey. I sat down and poured myself some tequila. I drank some of it and drank it. Tasted like cow shit combined with rotten chicken corps. I poured some whiskey instead of tequila. I took a sip of the whiskey, this was my shit. It was nice.

"Who here drinks whiskey?" I asked.

None raised their hands. I got the whole bottle and drank a small portion of it.

"Can you drink?" Captain Rusty asked me.

'Technacily no, but makes me forget about things." I said.

Captain Rusty was going to ask me why but, Cadence can read emotions and love and she saw that this was something that I didn't want to remember and wanted to forget.

"Well, are we going to party or nah?"I said. I got up and walked over to the party. I looked behind me and saw every one behind me. They followed me and were ready to party. I knew the beat drop was coming. Steel River was going insane while Captain Rusty and Cadence were smotching and talking. I was going to interrupt them but my jam came up. Break dance music came up. Many ponies sat down becasue thaty didn't know how to dance to this. The mane six and every one else sat down. I jumped in the middle and did a front flip for the entrance, I did some top rock and when the music hit. Bam! A little six step and back spin into windmill. When I finished windmillig I ended with a freeze and lifted my self to a hand stand, down to a headstand then head spin. I got up and every oe was clapping and cheering. I bowed and headed to my group.

"What do you think?" I asked.

"That was awesome! Who taught you to dance?" Steel River said.

"'My sister." I said.

"O.K guys, it's time to leave we'll be open at 8-10 A.M., 2-10 P.M. " Pon said.

I ran to the V.I.P. area and drank the rest of my whiskey. When a man has to drink let him drink the world and pee it out. I ran over to my group and bumped into spike. Spike looked over to me and saw I was hanging off him.

"I see Jesus! He has all the bottles of liqour! GOD, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THE LIQOUR!" I screamed. I was nocked out and fell on spike. Spike collapsed on the floor due to my weight.

"Please help me." Spike said.

"I got you." Shining said, picking me up from Spike's body. Spike got up and dusted off himself. Shining confused because my necklace had a red liquid inside my red diamond in my necklace. Shining told, twilight.

"Twilight, is it normal for the son of war to have a necklace that has a red liquid in his red diamond." Ruaty asked.

" We have to bring him to the castle now!" Twilight said.

Captain Rusty's P.O.V.

When We arrived at the castle I laid him in bed and checked his heat, normal, his pulse, normal, his pupils, drunk, in other words normal. I couldn't identify what was going on. I doctor came in and checked his heart beats. the checked his lungs. I opened his shirt and saw a tattoo marking all over his body. In the middle of his chest was this dragon and symbols all over his body like the symbol of mars which represented war, and these words on the rest of his body and arms. Though they were pictures. The remaining spots were for the words. The doctor believed he was fine and passed out.

Ares P.O.V. 2 hours later 9:30

I woke up by the birds and their annoying ass chirping and the sun beaming it's ass at my face. I was going to get up but something was preventing me from. I looked behind me and saw Steel River sleeping next to me. She was cuddled in my back and was holding on to me. I was about to freak but she moved and stirred in her slumber. I just went back to sighed and went back to sleep. After 10 minutes, Steel River woke up. She yawned let go off me she blushed a little and let go off me. She didn't no I was awake. Right when she got up and was bout to leave my bed. I jumped on her pinning her down and held her wrist. I was so fast she nearly got a heart attack.

"Ares, you scared the living shit out of me!" She said.

"The more important question is why were you sleeping in my...bed...with...me." I said. Each time I said the three last words I leaned closer to her. The third time I was already at her neck and I kissed her neck. She blushed an insane amount and moaned a little, the moan was like a moan that you resisted. I continued to kiss he neck and trust me was she blushing. She was a red peeper and tomato combined. She couldn't handle it any more and pinned me againts the wall, near the couch. She looked at me in the eyes and whispered in my ear.

"Screw you."

"Real-mph!"

She kissed me in the mouth. I was not expecting this. I can get a little horny like last time but, this was like next level. I put my arms around her and brought her closer. She took my shirt off and threw it on the floor. She threw me on the couch and sat on me. We both started kissing. We were both battling for each others mouth with our tongues. I the god of war, DID NOT KNOW HOW TO WIN THIS BATTLE! I held my hand behind her head and brought here closer. Steel River, pulled her head away to catch a breathe. She continued to fight for my territory in my mouth. I didn't hear the door open, nor did Steel. The whole crew was there including the Princesses.

"Excuse me?" Celestia said. Spike had a camera and took a picture of both of us kissing.

Steel nearly fell off the couch. She got off me quickly. I got up and immediately said.

"It's not what you think!" I said.

"Oh really, I got a picture of you and Sheer smotching and it looks like the both of you enjoy it." Spike said.

Luna was about to die of laughter. Captain Rusty had to walk away because he couldn't hold it in. I still heard his laughter from down the hall. Cadence had sparkles in her eyes. I light my arms on fire.

"DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING KNOCK DAMMIT!" I screamed. They all immediately ran out of my room and closed the door. After 10 seconds I heard a knock.

"WHAT!" I said.


"Can I come in?" I heard a squiky voice.

I kicked the door with my leg so hard the door flew across the hall out the window.

Random persons P.O.V.

"Dopy, remember you ave to hit the target!" My coach said. I was in a Javelin competition. I had my spear on my hand. I sprinted forward and threw my spear with all my power. I heard a whistle. I knew it was my spear. I was way over the marker, I walked back wards knowing I lost. Then I heard a loud *Thud* I turned around and saw a royal door and my spear on the marker. I looked over to the judges. Hol lock, gave me a 10, Bell Hurner gave me a 10, and Flick Lick gave me a 10.

"FUCK YES." I said.

"OH MY CELESTIA." My coach screamed and fainted, but I farted so hard that every one in the Javelin Competition fainted. I grabbed my spear planted it on the floor and farted so hard the spear melted.

Ares P.O.V.

I saw a human, like me. I stood there wide eyed. It was a boy with black hair and brown eyes. He was like eight years old and wore red sweater and black pants and black shoes. He stood there looking at my eyes. I went in my room and put on my belt with my daggers, My shirt, and a bottle of rasberry wine. I grabbed him in the arms, and the moment I did. I had a vision or memory, what ever the fuck it is, but I saw something. I saw people dying. I saw my God dad. I saw him with a musket that was muzzle loaded. He aimed the gun at a mans head. He smiled and pulled the trigger. The man's head jerked backwards violently. He told his men to flank the army. His scout told him that the army was flanking them as well. My God dad told him to send another group of men to flank the flankers. That was the end of my vision shit.

I looked over at the kid and he looked at me in a sign or worry.

"Why are you here kid?" I asked.

"My dad sent me here." He said.

"Why did he sent you here?" I said.

"He said that, there was this kid who looked like a fox and had two daggers and help him in war." He said.

"Kid whats your name and whats your dad's name?" I said.

"David, and my dad's name is Jacob." David said.

"Any special abilities? Like telekinesis or destruction?" I said as we walked to the throne room.

"I can control minds to it's fullest." David said.

"Really? Control that guards mind and make him bang his head on the floor." I said. The kid just stood there. I looked at the guard and he was on his knee's banging the floor with his head.

"O.K. make him stop he might get brain damage." I said and the soldier suddenly stopped.

"I fuck, It's going to be a long ass, fucking day." I said.

Introducing David, and Blue Balls.

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God dammit, if it's one person who has to deal with all of this shit it's me. I was right in front of the throne room's door. David was right behind me.

"O.K. David, I am going to introduce you to some people O.K.? One of them I make out with, three are princesses, one is a complete nerd, five are normal people, one is a dragon, and one is the husband of a princess. Ready to meet them? O.K." I said super fast. He was going to ask a question but I opened the door and saw a bunch of people there. Princess Celestia and Luna looked over at my direction along with other ponies. The looked confused when they saw me. There were many important ponies here. I walked over to Celestia who was with Luna.

"Celestia, Luna, I have something very important to talk to you about." I said. I stepped to the side. David was there standing there staring at Celestia and Luna. I actually looked at his right hand and saw a tattoo. If I recall, his tattoo looks similar to mine. I looked at my right hand and the same, identical tattoo was on my hand. I was very curious but didn't have time to talk about this know.

"Oh, this is a surprise." Luna said.

"Hello there. My name is Celestia and what is your name?" Celestia said to David. He looked at me.

" Why teh Fuck are you looking at meh!" I said.

"'My name is David Guerra. My dad is the God of war. I was sent here about an hour ago by my dad." David said. I looked at him straight in the eye thinking 'My dad had sex twice!?'. Celestia along with the others were surprised.

'"Uh, excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom." I said Rushing out of the room. I ran to my room and got my thoughts straight.

"I have a brother, oh god I have a brother. What do I do? He nine and has abilities to control people, he might take over Eques and become an Adolf Hitler. But, what if he doesn't. I don't know what to do!" I said in a super duper fast pace.

"Ares?" Celestia said.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes." I said.

"Can I come in?" Celestia said.

"Yes"

Celestia opened the door and closed it.

"I know this must be hard for you. You just found out you have a brother but, you got to tell him." Celestia said.

"I know. I just don't know how." I said.

"O.K. How about I give you some time alone with him." Celestia said walking out the room.

Two hours later.

I followed Celesia to the throne room. I took a deep breathe and breathed out. I opened the door for Celestia and entered. The moment that I walked in, all eyes on me. I looked at Luna and she had a concerned face on her face.

"Uh, David may I speak to you for one second?" I said. looking at him straight in the eye.

"Sure." David said. I held the door open as he walked out. I followed him out the door. I lead him to my room and once again opened the door. I sat on the chair that is near the desk with wine. David chose to sit on the bed.

"O.K., since we are comfterable, I need to tell you something. My name Is Ares Guerra, Son of War, and supposedly your brother."

His eyes went wide and jaw was hanging.

"You are my only family left, our dad, Is the God of War. I was born in a world called Earth, now I'm in another world called Eques which includes magic in this world." I said.

"Earth the world of complete war?" David said.

"Yes. Any ways lets go back before they think something is going on." I said. I walked over to my door and opened it for him. He walked out and I followed him. I lead him to the throne room, I opened the door and once again all eyes on the both of us.

"Ares." Steel River said waving her hand.

"Sup." I said walking towards her.\

"So, who-" Her eyes went wide as she saw a human without my features.

"Steel River meet David, David meet Steel River." I said.

David held out his hand. Steel River shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you." Steel River said.

"Nice to meet you too." David said.

Behind Steel River was the mane six, Cadence, Captain Rusty, and a Dragon mixture of a million animals.

"Ah, well look who it is. The son of war, and the Trickster." The dragon thing said popping right in front of me.

"Yeah, I'm The of War, and he is the Trickster." The moment I said this everything in the room gasped and started murmuring. The all stepped back. I looked at the crowd, David was next to me. He looked a little worried and scared. I kneeled down at his level of height.

"Hey, it's o.k., I want you to go to my room and stay there. The password to my Xbox is 0071. I wrote it down on a password. He took the paper and ran to my room. I he ran to my room, they all moved aside for him to go through. When he exited, they all formed a big ass circle around me. Some guy decided to jump out of the circle.

"Why are you even here! You are probably here to kill the princesses, or even take over Eques! Guards take him away in my name, Blue Blood." The unicorn said.

The guards came but didn't arrest me. They all stood there looking at me.

"Why are you not arresting him!?" Blue Blood Boomed.

"Princess Luna and Celestia told us to not hurt or arrest Ares." The captain said.

"What about the other one?" Blue Blood said clearly upset.

"Princess Luna nor Celestia told us to arrest the other child." The Captain said.

"Well, arrest him!" Blue Blood said. I teleported in front of the guards while they were walking towards the door.

"You are not touching me or my brother." I said taking out my daggers. The guards got in their stance.

"Ares we will move you with force. So, I'll ask once again move." The captain said.

"Bitch try me." I said. One guard threw with spear at me. I dodged it, I ran to the guard that threw it at me and kicked him in the face. He fell over to his left. A guard came from behind me, with my dagger on my left hand, I intercepted his spear. His spear went up since I was holding the spear with my dagger. With my other dagger I shanked his left leg on his thigh. Now according to my A.P. science class,the thigh gives of a lot of pain. When my dagger pierced through his leg, I twisted the dagger adding more pain.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!" The guard screamed. He got up and threw his spear at me with his right hand. I dodged the spear and punched him in the face with a jab, grabbed his left bicep, pulled him closer, and threw him in a hip throw. He landed on his left leg on the spear he threw at me. Two other guards held their spears at me. I sliced the spears in half with my daggers, I kicked the guard in front of me in the face with heel in the temple imeadiately knocking him out unconscious. I held my left hand out and mentally said a water spell trapping his head in a ball of water. He slowly fainted, when he fell unconscious I took out all the water from his system from telekinesis. I realized the captain wasn't here. I knew were he was or going, to my brother. I teleported to my room and saw two guards and the captain. I turned invisible. the two guards had the spear towards David, the captain had a manacle that goes around his neck and arms. I drew my daggers but to my surprise, David actually beat the shit out of them. The captain ran at David trying to put the manacle around David's neck. The captain stopped, he turned around and drew his sword at his guards. He started swinging his sword like a maniac trying to hits one of guards.

"Captain stop!" One of the guards said. He was struck in the arm with the captains sword. The guard cried in pain. The controlled captain went to the other guard. The guard was the first to strike, he held his sword up and pierced the captain on the shoulder. The captain fell on the floor. David got up held his hands up. The guard was about to strike David but, David moved his fingers. The guard stopped and dropped the sword. David moved his left middle finger and the guard fell at his knees. David moved his fingers really fast and the guard screamed in pain but, was shut. The guard got up grabbed his sword and was sent outside by David and unconscious. I was amazed of what I saw.

"David, Nice job." I said picking up the two men and dropping then outside the room.

"Can you play with me?" David said

"I'm going to finish something up then I'll play with you." I said. David had a smile on his face.

I exited out of my room. I picked the three guards with my levitation magic. I walked over to the medic and gave him the three men. He carried the three guards away without magic. Keep In your mind I'm like 5'6. This man was like 9'4. I had to bend my neck upward. Plus, he was carrying the other guards. I opened the throne door and once again all eyes on me. Blue Blood's eyes went wide as he was full of rage.

"You!" He said. I walked towards him and we became face to face.

"Don't mess with my brother." I said.

"So, what are you going to do?" He said.

"What I'll do? Easy, you'll be buried 6 feet beneath the dirt bitch." I said.

"What did you call me?" He said as he got closer.

"I called you a bitch." I said as I got closer. We were head to head.

"Do you even know who I am asshole?" He said.

"I would know two days after your death." I said

"I am Blue Blood, the Princesses niece." He said.

"Oh really. So your basically a little egocentric bruto. And if you were smart enough you would know what egocentric means." I said.

"ENOUGH!" I heard a Luna boom through the room. Every one moved aside. The ponies bowed while the other species didn't. Celestia and Luna walked through the aisle.

"Celestia, Luna, he has called me egocentric, bitch, and said he'll kill me." Blue Blood said.

'Do you even know what egocentric means?" I said.

"Quite! You have insulted a royal family member!" Blue Blood said.

"I take that as a no." I said.

"Blue Blood, Ares here, is allowed to stay here along with his brother David." Celestia said.

"But, he insulted me and threatened me!" Blue Blood said.

"You threatened his brother." Luna said.

"So!" Blue Blood said.

"You see." Celestia said. She looked at me for she can have permishion to mention my family. I told her not to.

"You see what?!" Blue Blood said.

"I'm out." I said walking away.

"What! He didn't get in trouble!" Blue Blood said.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm throwing you outside the window." I said.

"No you-" I grabbed his shirt picked him up and threw him to the ground. I mounted him and I did the same rythme of punches. Jab, cross, jab, cross. After 20 punches. I got up, picked him and Chapa kicked him in the gut sending out the window falling down the mountain.

"Idiot." I said. Walking out the throne room walking towards my room to play Rainbow six with my brother.

6 hours later.

"Uh, you won." I said.

"That was easy." He said.

"It was 20-3!" I said.

I heard footsteps coming extremely fast, like sprinting. I heard knocking on my door. I stood up and opened the door.

"What." I said.

"Sir, Ares-"

"I'm only thirteen years old." I said.

"Young Ares-"

"I'm a teen."

"Mr. Ares."

"FOR FUCKS SAKES CALL ME BY MY FUCKING NAME DAMMIT!"

"A- Ares, there is a threat from the Griffon kingdom. Princess Celestia asked for your existence in the throne room along with David."

" 'bout fucking time you got it right." I said, I closed the door.

"David get ready put your shoes on and turn of the Xbox and get your weapon. Do you even have a weapon?" I said.

"Yes." David said. He had four small bags in a rectangular shape, two on each side of his hips. He opened up the bag and said.

"Trading cards, smoke bombs, a bunch of coins-"

"O.K., I get it stuff for a trickster." I said. Opening the door.

"Exactly. Now lets go." He said.

To Congress for War!

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O.K. so I have to say some thing, I was running to the throne room with David right. And I heard some moaning and some kissing in some door right. So, I tell David to go on without me because moaning and kissing can maybe mean SEX. So, David goes on without me and I'm alone with the noises. I grab my phone and put it on record. I slowly approached the door, I reached my hand out to open the door knob with magic. I unlock the door knob and opened the door super fast. I saw Rainbow Dash and some other guy making out. Oh shit, Rainbow Dash's face was priceless. She had here eyes open by surprise and embarrassment when she saw me. The other guy just stood there like, "Fuck Me. That is probably Rainbow Dash's brother or family member." Rainbow Dash came flying at me with a broom stick.

"ARES!"

I ran towards the throne room as fast as I can. I heard a whistling noise behind me. I turned around and saw Rainbow dash going like Mach 2 or 3. She eventually tackled me sending both of us in the throne room. I bounced of the floor and landed on Celestia's lap like a baby while, Rainbow Dash landed in a unpleasant place. Rarity's boobs. Bro, Rarity was blushing so hard. She pushed Rainbow off of herself.

"Rainbow Dash! I know that you just got a boyfriend but that doesn't mean you can go around doing inappropriate acts like these!" Rarity said hitting Rainbow Dash on the top of her head.

They all had their attention on me.

"That was awesome! I wanna do that again!" I said. I got off Celestia’s lap.

“So, about the Griffon shit.” I said.

“O.K., so, the Griffon kingdom wants two Certain people along with some other ponies.” Celestia said.

“What! she said people and ponies!” I said with my hands on my cheek like if it was those cheesy drama movies.

“They want the mane six, David, and Ares.” Celetia said.

“Oh, then lets fuck ‘em up.” I said.

“It’s not that simple Ares.” Lun said.

“You see, Congress doesn’t want a battle.” Captain Rusty said.

“Is congress stupid. Everywhere I go there is a stupid congress and the only smart congress is America’s. Do they not see

five...maybe strong ponies and two war machines. I said five cause Applejack is strong as fuck.” I said.

“Congress doesn’t want a battle. They said it would cost to many lives.” Celestia said.

“Well there stupid. War comes with a cost and it’s not just one. And if we don’t fight were done for.” I said.

“How many ponies live here?” David said.

“About 9-16 million.” Celestia said.

“And how many Griffons live in the griffon land?” David said.

“About the same amount here.” Celestai said.

“Well, Ulysseus S. Grant’s plan of attrition is out.” David said.

“Sorry buddy, attrition is a big no-no. That is for emergencies. We don’t want 600,000 ponies dying.” I said.

I had a idea spark into my mind.

“I need a chalk and a board!” I said. Almost immediately two people came in with a cardboard box and chalk.

“NOTT THAT FUCKING BOARD YOU IDIOTS!” I screamed. They left the chalk at the table and ran to get a board for chalk. They came back with the board and hung it on the wall.

“Thank you!” I screamed.

“Welcome!” They screamed back.

“Now in my land. Congress was different. Congress had three houses. I drew the white house on the right side of the board and three small houses on top. Now war hawks, in the political term, are people in congress who want to fight and battle. So, when they want war they debate and vote. Now, each house has the same amount of people. Twilight you taking notes?” I said turning around to see Twilight writing on her notepad.

“I was writing since the very beginning.” She said with a smile.

“Good, cause this is some important shit. Now each house has the same amount of people which will be described as X and the houses as H.” I wrote on top of the houses. H = houses, X = people / 3

“Now when they vote, if two houses agree on the same thing then the other house gets override and the two other houses get what they want. Now, Twilight did you right this down?”

“Yes.”

“Good, so if the princesses ( I drew the princesses as the crown on left of the white house) persuade at least 2/3 of the members in congress to be War Hawks, then war will come. And since you have the son of War and you have the all mighty Trickster, I think you’ll win.” I said

They all stood there impressed that a immature thirteen year old just did something they never though of.

“So, are we heading to congress now or tomorrow?” I said.

“No, were going now that you said that.” Captain Rusty said.

“Wait, I haven’t told them that Ares is the Son of War nor David is the Trickster.” Celestia said.

“God dammit Celestia! This is why they don’t want war and would prefer to give David and I up, CAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW US AT ALL!” I screamed.

“I-I will I-inform then immediately.” Celestia said working really fast. I guess that Celestia got a scared when I screamed at her.

Celestia’s P.O.V.

God,, I got so scared when he screamed at me!

Ares P.O.V

But whatever. So, we headed over to the train but I heard a lot of whispering the moment I got out of the castle. And believe it or not this was my first time out of the castle were everyone actually noticed me. THE PARTY DOES NOT COUNT! Anyways, many ponies whispered about me saying “What is that?” “It looks like a fox.” “But aren’t Foxes supposed to be extinct.” “Why is that creature near the Princesses! That is so unfair!” Some little bitch said. But what really bothered me was this stallion. He was this white and black pony and was standing outside of this Café. The moment we made eye contact he made this drama on how I am a monster and shit.

“There is a monster near the princesses! He might’ve mind controlled the princesses to control all of equestria!” He said.

Since I am a naturally upset person (I think), I didn’t take it easily.

“WHY THE FUCK WOULD I MIND CONTROL MY BOSS!” I said.

“We are not your boss.” Celestia and Luna said.

“WELL, NOW YOU ARE!” Celestia and Luna shrugged.

“AND TWILIGHT IS THERANDOM PERSON IN THE BACK WHO CRAPS A TON OF PAPERS ON WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!” I said.

“What?” Twilight said looking up from her notes.

“Never mind and continue crapping notes.” I said sticking my hand out.

“YOU SEE WHY-”

“Ares, the train.” Steel River said.

“Oh yeah. Right, any ways, I AM GOING TO GET YOUR ASS LATER!”

So, I caught up with everybody. Now what concerned me was why there was so many females and little males.

“Uh, I have a question.” I said.

“Yes, Ares?” Twilight said.

“Why is there so many females and little males. Does the sperm here generate more on girls and less on boys?” I asked.

“Uh, you see. Men are out numbered by 1/10. But, most men go to the army.” Twilight said.

“Really, have you guys looked at the genetic material of sperm.” I said.

“Why, that's super gross.” Twilight said.

“Well, incase you haven't noticed sperm basically makes the baby. The sperm combines with the female eggs and babies happen.” I said.

There was this sudden quietness.

“What? You guys don’t know this? This Is sixth grade stuff.”

Twilight was taking notes on this.

“Twilight when we get back do you want to know more about this?” I said.

She looked up and had some blush on her face.

“Well...”

“I take it as a yes because I am also curious of why the sperm generates more men.” I said.

2 minutes later.

“We are here.” Celestia said.

“So do we just wait?” David said.

“Yep.” Captain Rusty said.

“I forgot you were here.” I said.

“All aboard for the train to Maidel.” The train conducter said.

“That's our train.” Captain Rusty said.

So Celestia got on first then Luna, Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, Captain Rusty, David then Me.

Inside the train it was colorful. I think we got V.I.P. since Celestia and Luna were here. The roof was White, the right chairs were yellow and white while the left were blue and dark purple. The floor was made of wool and had decorations of the moon and sun.

“It’s so coolerful! (I meant to wright it like that)” I said. I sat down and steel river sat across me.

“So. Are we going to do anything while the train heads to Miadel?” I said.

“We can play Truth.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Not when I am around, because I’ll make everybody embarrassed.” I said.

“Oh, really?” Rainbow Dash said getting closer to me.

“Yes really. Especially you Rainbow Dash.” I said getting closer to Rainbow Dash.

“O.K., were playing truth.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Twilight!” I said pointing a finger at her.

She startled a little when I screamed her name.

“Now, I heard some rumors about you. But here is the catch, you can’t lie.” I said.

“Now if I remember from phycology, If I do this. You’ll say the truth. So your first boyfriends name started with an a, no how about, b, c, d, e.” Twilight flinched a little when I said E.

“So, it is with an e. Electric, energy.” She flinched a little.

“Energy was Twilights first boy friend, now am I correct?” I said.

Twilight was blushing a lot, like a lot. “ No, it wasn’t!” She said. Now this is common sense, sometimes if you seduce someone you can get what you want. So, I wrapped my arms around Twilight’s neck and sat and her thighs.

“Are you sure?” I said as I got closer.

“Ok, you won it was Energy Flash!” She screamed.

I got of here and said. “I knew it! Now Pinkie Pie! This is the worst question ever for Pinkie Pie. “If sweets never existed what will you do?”

“Easy make sweets.” Pinkie Pie said.

“Um, your Pinkie Pie, you can literally make sweets out of your hair. O.K., Apple jack! If your strong, I dear you to a 600 pull up challenge.” I said.

“Only if you do it.” Apple jack said crossing her arms.

“Sure! I have done it before.” I said. There was these bars on the top of the train so we used those as the pull up bar. I jumped up and grabbed on to it. Apple jack also had to jump to grab on to it.

“O.K. Twilight count how many we did.” I said.

“O.K. 3...2...1...go.” Twilight said.

I started of nice and easy 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. While Applejack wanted to sow of and went super fast, 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16. Applejack was ahead of me by about 200. And I was at 127, She was sweating while I didn’t drop a sweat. When she was a 400 she was super tired. I was at 347. When I reached 400 I speed my way through, Apple Jack tried to get the lead but failed. I was a 508 and she was a 484. I did my pull ups a lot faster. By the time I finished, Apple Jack was at 576. I dropped down from the bar and taunted Applejack.

“Oh what happened? Apple jack sad that a thirteen year old beat her at a pull up match?” Apple jack dropped down sweating like a dog. She fell on her sweating panting like she just a marathon. I mentally casted a spell that gave me control of liquids around me. I took all the sweat away from Apple jack and threw it outside the window.

“O.K., since I am done with Apple jack now with some one else. Rarity! Actually, no. I have nothing against you even though there is many jokes I can do about you, none won’t be affective. But, I know who, Captain Rusty! So you have a child right?”

“Yes, I do.” Captain Rusty said.

“Flurry Heart, correct?” I said.

“Yes.”

“Now, this isn’t verbal torture for you but this is something I made for her.” I checked my back pocket and it wasn’t there.

“Aw shit.” I said.

I left it in my room. “Uh, it’s in my room I’ll go get it.” I teleported to my room. The last thing I heard was Celestia say “No don’t tele-” Yeah that's about it. So any ways the present was next to my bottle of wine. The present was a was this teddy bear. It was this beautiful teddy bear which was brown and was extremely soft. I teleported to the train and the moment I came back there was these group of guards who were all around me.

“You know that you have to pay the fee.” The conducter said.

One of the guards realized who I was.

“Don’t arrest him he’s with the princesses.” The guard said.

“Really?” The conducter said.

“Yes really. Look, Celestia!” I shouted.

I few seconds later Celestia opened the door.

“Ares. You should wait and listen to me when I give you advice. He’s with me.” Celestia said.

“O.K., Kid you can go.” The conducter said.

As Celestia and I walked out of the room I said.

“I got Flurry Heart her present.” I said.

I handed her the present.

“It’s so soft and beautiful!” Celestia said as she stroked her hand across the bear.

“Uh, yeah.” I said.

“Who made this? They must be really good at making teddy bears.” Celestia said.

“Oh, your looking at him.” I said.

“You made this?” She said.

“Yeah.”

“Who taught you?”

“My church. Any ways I want to show Captain Rusty the Bear.” I said. Celestia gave the bear. I opened the door for Celestia.

“Captain Rusty, I got your daughter the present.’’ I said handing Captain rusty the present. He smiled at the bear then looked at me.

“Bring it in.” He said getting up from the seat. He gave me a bear hug which destroyed my intestines.

“C-Captain. I’m Cluster Phobic.” I said as I tried to give him a hug.

Then I heard the conducter say.

“We are here!’ The train stopped and I saw a businesses, and the buildings were huge.

“Oh my god, this is Donald Trumps dream.”

The door opened and we got off. Celestia teleported us to Congress without warning. I fell face first on the floor.

“What the hell Celestia.” I said getting up.

“I want to finish this as soon as possible.” Celestia said. We walked to the front doors and the doors magically opened up. We walked through and when I and David walked through, the alarm started ringing. I was even surprised they had an alarm. A whole bunch of guards ran to me and pointed their spear at me.

“Freeze.” The guards said. These two guards had hand cuffs and were coming at David and I.

“’You have the right to remain silence and save it for the judge.”

He attempted to put the handcuffs on me until

“Get those dirty ass hands off me! I am Celestia body guard as well as this young sir. And if you want proof ask Celestia hereself!” I said.

“Princess Celestia, is this true?” The guard said.

“N-Yes, they are my body guards and they are fit for the job.” Celestia said.

“Yeah fight me.” I said trying to stand taller than the guard.

“I’m sorry youngsters.” He said as he bowed down.

“I’M ONLY THIRTEEN DAMMIT!” I said.

“O.K.” The guard said and walked away along with the other guards.

“Thank you for backing me up Celestia. I could’ve lost Dan and ger.” I said pointing to my daggers.

“You owe me and that is what you named them?” Celestia said.

“Yeah, because together they make Danger.” I said.

“O.K., lets go to the congress room.” Luna said.

We walked through the guards, up the stairs, through the people who check your bags, we took a right,

2 hours later.

We took the elevator which once again, I am surprised they have one, walked through the big double door, and there it was congress.

We walked in and I saw a lot of people to the right and a lot of people to the left. There was six people in the middle and I guess they made the decisions.

“Excuse me Prime Minister can we discus the War threat with the griffons?” Celestia said.

“Princess Celesta, don’t talk about the War threat in front of strangers!” The prime minister said.

“With all due respect. They are not strangers. They are what the griffons want.” Celestia said.

“Sup.” I said waving my hand.

“Hi, I’m David and that's Ares. I’m the Trickster and that is the Son of War.” David said pointing at me.

“O.K.,O.K., now many of you think really a kid like this is the son war, here is the truth I am the Son of War. Now I’m here to talk about the threat problem.” I said walking in the middle of the room.

“The main problem is not the threat. It’s how fucking stupid you are. David, who is eight is smarter than you. You guys don’t see you have two fucking war machines here. The griffons are scary, they have an insane amount of numbers, But we have two things they don’t, Magic and two war machines. We may have a out numbered army, or bad fucking leaders. But, it doesn't mean you have the worst strategist. When we win this war, that's going to change. I look different, Cause I am different. I am not from this world. In my world, I came from the greatest country in the world, America. In the beginning, America came from the strongest country in te world at the time, Great Britian. America wanted to become a free country. Keep in mind America was like, the weakest country in the world. And guess what. They both fought and America won and became an independent country. All I am trying to say here is start acting like America.” I said.

Then all of a sudden a lot of the people here started talking agreeing to what I said. The six ponies who were upfront were discussing about what I said.

“May I ask what is you first and last name?” The old pony said.

“Ares, Ares Guerra.” I said.

“We have decided, that we will FIGHT.”

“Fucking finally man. I was wondering when war will come in my new life.” I said as I smiled.

“Wait we need something intimidating that will make them scared.” I said.

“What about Walruses?” Some pony said.

“How the fuck is that intimidating?” I said.

“Ares, how about you chose.” Luna said.

“Uh, What about Mad Dogs or the Mongols.”

“I personally like the Mongols because they were the greatest Vikings in the world.” I said.

“O.K. then, Mongols it is.”

“MONGOLS!”