*caveman voice* He eyes sparkle, he shaman. I think you mean her there Jay.

“Hello,” you hear a gentle voice ring out your name. “Are you here, sweetheart?”

"No I'm somewhere else." I reply

"I'd know that sarcasm anywhere." Says Cadence trotting into the room.

"Sarcasm?" I reply "What's that?" Causing Cadence to roll her eyes.

I couldn't help myself.

Taking notes as I read through.

The first thing to leap out at me is the idea of a blacksmith using wood to fire his forge.

It won't get anywhere near hot enough to melt metal with just wood. There's a reason charcoal maker became its own entire occupation, back when smithing first started becoming a trade central to keeping a town or village from going under. ;) Although given Equestria's use of steam engines, they may have started mining coal, which is what caused charcoal to be relegated poorer areas or use as a cooking material. Mmmmm, charcoaley smokiness...

Yes! Teach zem... zee magicks!

...I'm a pegasus. There are no "zee magicks." This is "zee science!" And maybe a bit of history.

Yes, yes! Zee science iz magicks! Get to it, zen!

“Would you turn around, please? I want to get your back, before I do your legs.” She giggles. “Or go any lower.”

You heard it here, first, folks! Ponies consider toes an erogenous zone!

No way! Why didn't I try that sooner?!

Pinkie, you don't have toes.

That's not what the label of the jar in my basement says...

“Yeah, looks good to me.” Cadence smiles as you turn off both knobs, making the shower fall silent.

Darling! You cannot possibly expect us to believe such a gauche foal's tail as that Princess Cadence–of all ponies!–shampoos her mane without using a separate conditioner?!?!

That is the Worst! Possible! Thing!!!

For a proper lady's mane, I mean.

But... it's so much faster to use a shampoo with conditioner already in it?

Worst! Possible! Thing!!

Never caused me any mane trouble...

What a loving time together. Worth the wait!

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I’d say the same thing, but with significantly more profanity.