Sins Interlude: HiE

by SCP Pinkamena

Song of Greed

"Grave Robbin'! That's against the law!" Applejack said to Greed as he started to dig up a grave.

"Heh, lightweight."

Greed: There is something strange down by the cemetery
Emptying the graves left and right
Ghastly schemes and ghoulish undertakings
Underneath the pale moonlight

Curse the day they invented the crematory
What a foolish waste of potential sales
It's a damn shame to discard inventory
Think outside the box if all else fails
Death is my business and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Applejack: Skeletal remains are safe in the ossuary
They're quite stale and not worth a dime
Don't think me a fiend, this is strictly monetary
Fortune calls and I'll answer this time.
In this occupation timing is instrumental

A matter of hours can plummet the price
The fact it's a crime is simply incidental
Freshness is key, nothing else will suffice
Death is my business and business is good!

There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!

Greed: Midnight meetings inside the graveyard

Applejack: Crunching numbers, breaking the earth

Greed: I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
Even if things seem a bit perverse

Applejack: Do these deeds weigh heavy on my soul
I will no doubt sleep perfectly sound

Greed & Applejack: While you struggle to keep your conscience
A garden of riches rots in the ground

Death is my business and business is good!
There's a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace

There's profit to be made from the recent deceased!
Death is my business and business is good!

"See kid, thats the spirit! Now help get the coffin." Greed said as the uncovered their first victim.

Comments

[SCP Pinkamena]

889202 Wussofunneh?

[Zhanuzi]

Let the corruption spread all over Equestria

[SCP Pinkamena]

891746 Well he's trying to make a name for himself. But she didn't say anything about the seven with him...
881521 The last one do there names corrispond with them? Yesh, yesh they do.