Ponestuck

by ArtieStroke

==> Be Scootaloo

Cutie Mark Crusaders Been: 2/4

cuteCrusader [CC] opened memo: Team Crusaders for the Win!
radicalScooter [RS], marshmallowConcerto [MC], and tiptopYankees [TY] were invited to the memo

[CC] just talked with Pip- turns out he's a little skittish playin with DT too
[CC] but he had a pretty good idea about it!
[CC] or at least he said Snips had a pretty good idea about it which kinda makes ME skittish about it, but i reckon i trust Pip's judgement enough
[CC] we group up in three groups of four for the whole client-server thingawhatsit
[RS] oh snap cutie mark crusader sbarn team!!!
[MC] Yay?
[TY] yay is absofrigginlutely right
[TY] did i tells ya girls that DT was trying some stuff earlier
[TY] shady sneaky stuff
[TY] definitely low down schemey trying to get crusaders against each other kind of stuff
[RS] CALLED IT
[MC] What did she say?
[TY] just a load of junk about bein civil durin the game or whatever
[TY] smelled like some saddle row level stuff i tell ya
[MC] Babs?
[TY] yea
[MC] That's... not a lot to go on
[TY] i tells ya I got a sense for this kinda thing
[CC] it's alright Babs- ain't like DT's gonna be on our 4-pony team
[MC] Shouldn't we be using GH to refer to her? I mean that's what the abbreviation in the book is.
[CC] maybe?
[RS] nah what if she like gets pinged about us talking about her behind her back
[RS] then she'll probably start blabbing and figuring that gives her the right to actually start plotting behind OUR backs!!!
[MC] :/
[CC] i think we're gettin off topic here
[CC] point is- three teams, four ponies each
[CC] we're gonna be team Crusaders
[CC] i think Pip's gettin with Snips, Snails, and Twist
[RS] uh oh
[MC] Awww, poor Spike! That leaves him with Diamond and Silver!
[TY] spikes a dragon yeah
[TY] from what i hears from you girls he seems like a tough customer
[TY] if anyone can handle a schemin little so and so its gonna be a dragon

You idle away from the conversation for a bit, staring out your bedroom window. It was a nice day- honestly, if you weren't so PUMPED to be playing this game with your friends, you'd probably be practicing that sick new scooter move you've been cooking up. Cooking up like a batch of hot hay-fries in the deep frier of the local Hey! Burger.

You're kinda hungry, you realize.

==> Scootaloo: To the kitchen! Delicious snacks await!

Hell YEAH SNACKS! You bolt out of your bedroom and down the stairs to the living room, and then through the kinda-cool saloon doors into the kitchen. You're not sure why your pops chose such a weird architectural decision- especially when neither your parents nor your older brother seem to be home often enough to appreciate how cool it is to kick open the kitchen doors every time like a cowpony at high noon. Of course, since your older brother is off being a royal guard, that's slightly more acceptable. Kicking butt for Princess and Country is almost as cool as pretending to be a cowpony.

You open the fridge and start rummaging around for a snack- a sweet, crisp bottle of apple juice taunts you from the top shelf. You're probably gonna be getting thirsty later when you start playing- definitely gotta save that for later.

==> Captchalogue Apple Juice

What does that- oh. You reached for the juice and it kinda just... turned into a card??? That's weird.

You look over your shoulder, expecting to see a flash of Discord's serpentine body playing some kind of practical joke on you- but nope, the juice is just stuck on a card now. Looking at it, you see that the card is on some kind of grid-thingy. The words "Puzzle Modus" flash at the top, as the apple juice sticks itself in the top-left corner, taking up a single square in the grid.

Hmm.

==> Scootaloo: Just take the whole fridge. Do it.

Okay this thing has GOT to be too big to carry- oh, okay yep it fits. It takes up a whole 6 slot column, 4 slots wide. But it fits.

You've gotta tell the crusaders about this

==> Be Silver Spoon
==> Enough dawdling! Bring back the dragon!

Comments

[Butterscotch Moonglow]

Haha, YES! You did Scootaloo!
My favorite part was definitely when Scootaloo took the whole fridge with her. (Can't she just put anything smaller than like, a cow in there anyway? So really, she's saving space.) (But yes, taking the entire-fridge is definitely a Butterscotch-Moonglow-Approved-Move.)

[Speckle]

Ah, the Fetch Modus. The most complicated, yet fun piece of the Homestuck narrative XD

Love'in Scoots' part, fleshes her and her family out pretty good :)