I should wait for proper authorities to inspect it. But who would believe me? 'Hello, police? Yeah, there's a big white - most likely inter-dimensional - tear in my room. What's that? You can have me booked into the asylum within the hour? Lovely!'
Oh boy, the irony.
"Don't you dare die on me! I can't get another..." It's feminine words trailed off as she took sight of me.
What was she gonna say?
"Let's just calm down and- OH SWEET MOTHERFUCKING UMBRELLAS!" Have you ever had a stone the weight of a horse leg fall on your toe? Well, I think my reaction was justified as the damage is more... north.
10620587 Lol I meant the last one as Someone accidentally stepping on his groin. Sorry if it wasn't very obvious As for what she was going to say, let's just use our imagination
Oh boy, the irony.
What was she gonna say?
What does that mean?
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Lol I meant the last one as Someone accidentally stepping on his groin. Sorry if it wasn't very obvious
As for what she was going to say, let's just use our imagination