Ulquiorra was currently staring at the wall. It was beautiful in its emptiness. It was almost as beautiful as the white tree that he’d cracked his mask on. It had nothing like the pink demon that had been following him. Now, there were no ponies interfering with his thoughts. All was nothing.
“What do you mean, you won’t go?”
Twilight looked at her like it was obvious.
“I’ve just been around Ponyville solving friendship problems for the Princess!”
“You’re a real workaholic, aren’t you?”
“Ye-NO! Very funny, Lyra. But I’m really tired. I helped Pinkie Pie with party shopping for this ‘new pony.’”
“Ah. Say no more about it. I completely understand. But the Cutie Mark Crusaders are with me, and Fluttershy is apparently with them as well, so please?” Lyra was employing the Puppy-dog eyes, but Twilight was adamant.
“Sorry, Lyra. Get Applejack to help instead.”
“Well, Sugarcube, while ah wouldn’ do this normally, ah’ll help ya out, as mah sister is goin’ in there!”
“YAY! HUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANSHUMANS HUMANS!”
Eventually, the two Elements of Harmony, Lyra and the Cutie Mark Crusaders were ready to go.
“Lyra, why’ve you got that camera?” Lyra was also sparkling like mad.
‘So I can take pictures of his hands! Do you know how useful they are?” As Lyra launched into a lecture about why hands were useful, mainly about what she guessed hands were useful for, Fluttershy felt nervous.
I’m sorry… creature, about scaring you like this.
“Ah, welcome… Arrancar number four. I wonder, could you tell me what your name is?”
He had been without a mouth for so long. His Vasto Lorde form had possessed no mouth, although he could still consume reishi. But now… he had a mouth for the first time in his memory. It was a strange feeling.
He stood up, and looked at Aizen.
‘… Ulquiorra… Schiffer.”
“Well, that’s a good name. Assume your duties as soon as you’re dressed.”
“Of course… Aizen-Sama.”
Lyra looked bored.
“How much longer is this going to TAKE!”
‘We’ve been walking for five seconds. He ran off when you photographed him, so what did you expect? That he’d run towards us immediately?”
“Do you know his name?”
“No, but-“
“I bet it’s something cool, like ‘Joe’ or ‘Tom’!” Lyra was now squealing with excitement, and looked like she was happier.
Unfortunately, the Everfree forest was a dangerous place to be cheerful and loud in. A lone wolf howled in the distance, and was quickly followed by other howls through the air.
“Me and my big mouth…”
Ulquiorra’s presence had greatly decreased the wolf attacks in the area, but they were still there, and they were still a problem. Ulquiorra could see that the small group of ponies were coming here quickly.
These ponies can be such a bother.
By the time they’d reached the clearing, it was too late. The wolves were now circling the group of ponies, waiting for a moment of weakness in the small herd.
“How many can you take?”
Lyra grimaced.
“I can take a couple, but I don’t think that the fillies could.”
The Crusaders were huddled up, protected by the older ponies. Fluttershy was trying to communicate with the wolves, but wasn’t being understood- wolves hated ponies. One of the wolves attacked, unwisely. Lyra quickly levitated the wolf and threw it at the rest of the pack. Applejack had already bucked several wolves in the snout. The alpha male was hanging back, coordinating the strike. They could hold off the attack for a while, but eventually, they’d be eaten. Finally, the wolves got a lucky strike in against Applejack, causing her to stumble. The wolf charged the small fillies…
‘BOOM.’
Fluttershy opened her eyes. The white creature had pierced the wolf’s skull with his hand. He slid the corpse off his hand and said one word.
“Trash.”
Another wolf attacked him. He blocked the attack with his hand, and then flicked his hand at it, and most of the wolf’s torso disappeared in a spray of blood. Another wolf tried to attack him from behind, but he turned around, flicked his hand, and killed the wolf.
Applejack couldn’t believe it. This creature moved like he was in complete control of his body, like the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000- every part working in perfect synchronisation, effortlessly killing these creatures.
The alpha male charged at him, building up speed. Ulquiorra flicked a few bala at him, but the wolf dodged. No matter. He wouldn’t miss this time. He lifted his hand up, and focused spiritual energy at the tip of his finger, and then releasing the cero at point blank range.
The green blast of energy was unlike anything Lyra had seen. Only really high-level offensive spells compared to it, and they weren’t as easy to fire as that- only a high level magical duellist could fire a blast like that. The Cutie Mark Crusaders spoke in unison.
‘Whoa, that was AWESOME!”
Fluttershy had turned away from the group. That creature had killed them with no remorse, no anger, and no laughter. He just killed them because they were in the way. He was coming over. She stiffened, expecting death.
Instead, she felt a gentle pressure on her head. She looked up at his face. There was something there- a slight change in his demeanour. He seemed to be sad about something.
‘Are you alright?”
“Y-yes, I’m fine.”
“Good.”
He turned to leave, but Fluttershy stopped him.
“Could you please escort us back, please?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot do that.”
“Please?” she whispered.
He looked at the ground, then at the sky. Eventually he turned to Fluttershy.
“Alright.”
He was immediately glomped by Lyra.
“You are coming home with ME, right now.” With that, she zoomed off to Ponyville, with Ulquiorra just accepting his fate.
Thanks for reading! Please leave a comment as to what you think, criticism helps!
WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY?!
Poor Arrancar....
Run you stupid idiot! She's going to rape you!
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the "Rape Face" reference is prophetic.
Time for Lyra to get her rape on then.
Loving this, Ulquiorra seems to have mellowed a helluva lot. I also wonder how he would fare in a straight-up slapfight with Princess Celestia. Although in Fanon generally Luna is the more warlike of the sisters... I don't really care but you've just unleashed a strangely behaving Ulquiorra on Equestria. May Ichigo have mercy on their souls.
Oh amazing. Ulquiorra in ponylands.
A non main char from them but fairly even a villain.
This be good. I will read it later.
I don't think Ulquiorra would be that trigger-happy with a cero.....especially when he's up against a wolf. Also, a wolf wouldn't be able to dodge a bala thrown by someone as strong as Ulquiorra. He'd dispose of the alpha wolf the same way he would the others. A quick kill with his bare hand.
YAY MOAR KILLING! But i have to say something about that first chapter...it seems higly unlikely that he would get his arm bitten off by a manticore. Other than that i may as well follow this story and i expect to see things being blown up in the future.
813826 it's true he may have been the 4th strongest 3rd in my opinion but seriously his power is still tripled compared to celestia in other words his power is beyond the royal sisters
Maybe he use his cero just cuz he didn't want to waste time aiming with bala lol
I'm liking this ,but Ulquiorra is way under powered.
this was amazing. But just to make a quick little adjustment: a cero by Ulquiorra should have at least made a 100 meter width crater where it hit or at least blown away the trees behind the wolf he killed. I'm hoping to see more destructive feats by Ulquiorra next chapter
814842 100 meter is not long enough
814867
Perhaps...
814871 not perhaps certain make it 500 meters
THIS IS SO MUCH FUCKING BULL!!!!!!! HOW COME HE GETS GLOMPED BY LYRA!!!!!! THAT SHOULD BE ME!! THAT SHOULD BE ME I SAYYYYY!!!!!!!
Ehh... Not a big fan of the whole "LYRA OBSSESSED WITH HUMANS!!" idea, but all right.
By the way, I don't think there are normal wolves in Equestria, just Timber ones. Which are, y'know, made of wood, but anyway.
Great chapter! Looking forward to the next one.
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I wonder if arrancars use their holes to store stuff
814252 I think he was stronger than the Starrk, and possibly Yammy also, because of his second release but that's opinionated. That aside, he's an Espada! A normal Arrancar wouldn't have any trouble taking care of a few wolves bare-handed without the use of a cero!
816296 true indeed I'm not sure about yAmmy but yes he is stronger than starrk
great chapter, but why're you having ulquiora have feelings? he was the emotionless one, not the dramatic one? keep goin and stay golden^^
779551
We are talking about the guy that had Charlotte Culhorne as a coworker.
*finally reads the story*
I love that you aren't taking this crossover wholly seriously. It just makes it all the more awesome.
I Shall be waiting for more of this greatness. :D
LYRA YOU BITCH!