My Ponified Adventure

by VioletVixen77

Chapter 8 Discord!?

Warning: this chapter officially breaks the law of physics and logic itself and Twilight if you're reading this DON'T PANIC! (Then again, that’s nearly all the time, Continue on)

I looked around suddenly aware that I wasn’t with Star and Shadow anymore and creepy fog was covering the ground and the sky was a patchwork of day and night and the moon was made of…. Was that Cheese? I continued walking through ponyville seeing more strange things such as floating buildings and patches of purple stuff like what you would see in gmod if you had the incorrect texture pack…. Just like in that episode with Discord….. I mentally face hoofed at the fact it took me this long to figure it out.
“Discord?” I called out
“Well, it took you long enough to figure it out” his voice called out, he teleported in front of me with a ‘popping’ sound “I figured this scenery would tip you off given that you have that show where you came from” he said sounding bored
“What were you talking to that mare about before you teleported her away?” I asked curious
“What mare could you possibly be talking about?” Discord asked “and wouldn’t it be rude to tell you about a private conversation?” Discord Said crossing his arms
I rolled my eyes, “I saw you on stage and then you both disappeared” I said annoyed
“And how come you think it was me?” He asked smugly
“Because I saw you and she said Discord into the microphone ” I said no longer completely sure
“Fine, you got me, it was ‘A’ Discord, but it wasn’t me” He said holding up his arms in a sign of surrender.
I sighed “What are you talking about?” I asked confused
“Alternate dimensions ” he said juggling still powered light bulbs
I tried to think of something to say, but suddenly I couldn’t think of anything
“Oh, you may need this” Discord said, unscrewing the top of my head like a lid than sticking a light bulb in then screwed the top of my head back on

I glared at him “so what you’re saying is that another Discord took her to his own dimension and that everyone that turned into ponies are being sent to different Equestrian dimensions?”
I Asked hearing a crowd applause somewhere
“Correct, now that we have all that boring stuff out of the way,” he said a file labeled ‘Boring Stuff” appearing in his claw and then he threw it behind his back
Before he could say anything else suddenly a bright light came from the moon and the chaotic scenery disappeared and I could hear Luna “Discord! Leave this filly to her dreams” She said from somewhere
Then Discord said “Well, I must be off,” he said before he disappeared and then everything faded to black.

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I sat up in my bed than muttered “Well, that was a strange dream… Well, what I could remember anyway”

I looked around then became confused “I don’t remember going to sleep…”

I looked out the window and noticed that it was early, the moon was still in the sky, making its way below the horizon to make way for the day, But being wide awake I decided to write in the Diary Twilight gave me.
And that is where I am now, writing in my diary about the events leading up to today, I’ve not been caught up quite yet, but not wanting to ruin the timeline of events I have held off writing it yet
During the time I was writing about the part with discord suddenly Someone began talking right behind me “Oh, Now it’s getting to the good part” Discord said, causing me to fall out of the chair
I glared at Discord who was holding a bag of popcorn eating “Discord! Stop reading my Diary it’s private!” I shouted at him
“Oh is it?” He said, sounding shocked “Then what am I going to do with all these copies I was going to start selling to other ponies?” Discord asked, snapping his talons and about a couple dozen exact copies of my diary appeared above my head burying me under them.
I took a deep breath to try and calm down “Discord, what are you doing here?” I asked
“I was making sure you weren't making me sound fat” Discord said while I just continued to stare at him “What don’t you trust me? I’m hurt that you would think I would lie to you” Discord said, pausing to see if I would say anything, but I just continued to stand there tapping my hoof on the floor waiting “Fine, I wanted to find out more about this world you came from and I like reading others personal thoughts, you happy now?” Discord asked “And besides Princess ‘Moonbutt’ cut our chat short so I thought we could bond over your personal thoughts” he said
I sighed “Stop calling Princess Luna, Princess ‘Moonbutt’ It’s rude!”

He shrugged “she doesn’t seem to mind, If she wanted me to stop calling her that she would have said something,” He said with a screen appeared above his head and began playing a montage of all the times princess Luna told him to stop calling her that, he just waved his claw above his head at it and it disappeared.
I sighed “How did I get here anyway?” I asked “all I remember was I was with my sister and my friend and then I was talking to you and then I woke up here”

He shook his head “Now why would I do that and ruin the mystery? And besides, it’s not like you were really using those hours for anything” Discord said
I kept thinking through what could have happened when Discord interrupted my thoughts

“If you keep thinking so hard your heads going to catch on fire” He said, holding a stick with a marshmallow above my head and I smelled smoke, I sprinted over to the mirror in the corner and saw that the my mane was on fire and sprinted out of the room panicking trying to find the bathroom to put out the fire, I didn’t find a bathroom but I did run into twilight
“Twilight! Help!” I shouted as I ran over to her
She quickly cast a spell and the flames went out “What's going on?” She asked pointing at my still smoking mane
I pointed a hoof down the hallway glaring as discord came floating in with a camera
“Discord!?” Twilight said surprised “What are you doing here and why did you set Rose’s mane on fire?”

“Don’t worry so much Twilight, we were only having some quality bonding time, See?” He said, pointing at the pictures he took of me when my mane was on fire “I was taking pictures”

Twilight glared at him “By lighting her mane on fire?!” Twilight said “She could have been hurt”
Snapping his talons, my mane was no longer burned, he then put his arm across his forehead “Oh, I'm so sorry, how could you ever forgive me?” He said melodramatically
I rolled my eyes at him for being so melodramatic
“Oh, I know!” He said excited “How about I hang out with two of my favorite pony friends?” He finished pulling Twilight and I into an awkward hug that I wiggled my way free of.
I slowly made my way to the door “Oh, um, as fun as that sounds I promised the Crusaders already that I would meet up with them” I said, giving him the most sincere, apologetic smile I could come up with “Don’t mind me though, continue with your um, whatever it is,” I added then when Discord turned away I mouthed sorry to her and quickly exited before discord made my head pop off or something else, but before I closed the door
I shouted inside to Discord.. Which probably wasn’t the best idea but I was still worried he would publish my Diary
“Discord! If you publish ANY of those copies of my diary I will hunt you down and find a way to turn you back to stone even without the elements of harmony!” I threatened to him, I then closed the door and quickly left making my way to sweet apple acres to find the Cutie Mark Crusaders before Discord could try anything… although quickly was not quick enough as suddenly I felt something attach itself to my back and heard the hiss of a fuse being lit, worriedly expecting the worse I saw a large red rocket attached to me with a harness that didn’t have anyway to remove it, knowing it was no good I looked away “Dangit Discord!” I said under my breath before I felt the rocket fire as I was launched through the sky.

Comments

[ferret]

Well, it's way too fast paced, and having the protagonist move in with Twilight, be friends with all the mane 6 etc, is really contrived. But it was kind of fun how they evaded the police, and everyone seems to be characterized pretty well.