“Thankfully I kept it to blowjobs,” Bonbon replied. “I had to rescue Discord from this asshole caribou who planned to turn all the mares on the planet into sex slaves.”

“Trust me. If I didn’t rescue Discord in time, your horn would’ve been chopped off and be used as some caribou’s sex toy,” Bonbon stated in a serious tone.

Bon-Bon, you're a Celestia-damned HERO! You saved Equestria from a fate worse than death and nopony even knows it!