The Equestrian adventures of Generator Rex

by Kaliann25

To avenge Princess Zelda, the capture of Master Sword

6
To avenge Princess Zelda, the capture of Master Sword

Trixie thought she could die in excitement, after tons of successful missions, she and Rex got their respective tickets to enter to the Gala. And the great day just came.

“Oh, the Great Galloping Gala Rex! The most waited ‘soiree’ in Equestria. And after we capture the idiot of Master we would pass to history. Until now, nopony dared to foalnap a pony in an event with unbreakable security”

“But that’s why Master Sword will lower his guard” smiled Rex.

“Now you’re talking like a true bounty hunter my dear” chuckled Trixie.

Rex winked an eye to Trixie and putted on his fancy jacket as Trixie her elegant night-dress.

“So how are we gonna recognize this guy? I’ve seen photographs of the Royal Guard and they all look the same to me”

“It’s because Celestia’s Guard wear enchanted armors that made them all look like that: white or light-gray fur, and blue eyes. But tonight, as a distinguished high-ranked soldier, captain Master Sword will assist as a guest, not as a guard”

“Chido! So how does he looks like?”

Trixie passed him a photo of a dark gray unicorn with purple mane and a sword on a pedestal Cutie Mark. Pretty muscular and a devious look in his eyes.

“Here you go hero, Master Sword”

Rex raised an eyebrow.

“He looks dangerous”

“Trixie knows, but that’s why we’re being extra careful with this mission”

They exchanged looks and nodded to each other and walked to the castle ready for the best night of the year. Celestia herself graciously greeted them without think too much about them, after all they were just a pair between too many guests.
But once Trixie and Rex were inside, they separated quickly trying to locate Master Sword. And it was Trixie who spotted him chatting happily with Prince Blue Blood.
The blue mare put her hoof on her ear activating the transmitter.

“Trixie to Rex, just found him. You know what to do”

Rex grinned and calmly walked to the buffet knowing he had a few minutes to himself before Trixie started her plan.

In the meantime the unicorn carefully approached to her target, looking gorgeous with that dress made with the finest silk and beautifully embroidered with gold and silver string; giving her the look of an important and influent pony.
And as she planed, Master Sword quickly placed his eyes on her beautiful self and sent her a seductive smile that Trixie answered with a giggle and a light blush. Everything was going according to plan. But then, an annoying voice called her cheerfully.

“Ey Trixie!” Called Princess Twilight.

Trixie made an exasperated groan and turned to the purple alicorn and her group of friends.

“Twilight Sparkle” said Trixie. “Celestia’s praised student and new Princess of Equestria! What can the Great and Powerful Trixie can do for you tonight?”

“Trixie…” began Twilight, but she was rudely pushed apart by Rainbow Dash who faced the unicorn.

“What are YOU doing here, Great Annoyance Trixie?”

Trixie yawned and took a glass of wine from a waiter.

“Well, you see: Trixie’s last ‘work’ had two tickets to the Gala as its reward so here is Trixie. Now, can the Great and Powerful Trixie enjoy her evening without being bothered by the six of you?”

Rainbow was about to answer but Applejack put a hoof on her mouth.

“Rainbow, leave her alone; she isn’t doing anything bad, she’s just enjoying the night as the rest of us. Leave her alone and she’ll leave us, right Trixie?”

“Right, Trixie doesn’t want anything to do with you”

So they better left the blue unicorn, who took that tiresome as an opportunity and ‘accidentally’ bumped to Master Sword.

“Sorry, I was distracted” she mumbled.

“No problems, my beautiful lady” said Master Sword kissing Trixie’s hoof with elegance. “I’m Master Sword, Royal captain”

“Trixie, and sorry for that, seriously, but I was distracted. You see, those six always give me a really bad mood”

The stallion nodded.

“I understand my friend, those six were the ones who ruined the Gala last year. Still I’m glad to meet pony who doesn’t bow to Sparkle because she was magically turned into a Princess, that’s not true royalty”

Trixie gave him the reason.

“Yeah, luckily for us there are still some ponies with common sense who see Sparkle as what she is: a plebe with luck”

The stallion nodded again, he certainly liked this mare.

“So, want to go somewhere else more private, beautiful?”

“Oh, straight to the point, I like it. I’m Trixie by the way”

He bowed.

“And as I already introduced myself, Master Sword”

Trixie giggled playing silly and let the stallion took her somewhere else; and Master Sword was pleased, the first prey of the best night of the year literally just bumped to him. And gosh, she was so beautiful! Yeah, I’m a lucky stallion, he thought.

From the buffet table, Rex looked to the both of them and smiled, his marefriend and team partner had already set the tarp, now it was time for him to act.
He took the transmitter and approached where the orchestra was playing a Ponythoven sample. He had only a few moments to act; so without being noticed he placed his hoof on one of the especial music equipment, and it instantly went out of control playing at an intolerable volume.
Guests all over the Castle covered their ears whining and complaining while the maintenance ponies took care of the thing. And while they were fixing it, Rex discreetly connected the small transmitter; once Trixie activated hers, it’ll be only a matter of time.
One of the guards saw Rex on the stage but he just asked for one of the performer’s (Octavia) autograph and got down acting innocently enough.

“Good luck Trixie”

By their way, Master Sword took Trixie to a very isolated part of the Palace, a restricted area for most of the ponies; but not for the Royal Captain Master Sword. As he planned, Trixie let him lead her to that area fascinated by the stallion’s rank and connections. And now he had her at his mercy, too far for anypony to hear her in case she changed her mind to give herself to Master. Oh, it was so perfect, and it was only the beginning.
Master Sword kissed her deeply, oh it were so easy to convince her he’ll become her personal knight in a shining armor; Trixie was giving everything to him and that’s what he wanted.
But then, Trixie separated looking bored.

“That was only regular; but Trixie admits that your charm is amazing, unfortunately for you, the Great and Powerful Trixie won’t ever be yours. And if you excuse me, I’ll return to the Gala”

She walked to the door, knowing what was coming, Master Sword would shut the door preventing her to escape.
Effectively.
Doing her best to hide her smile, she turned and placed her hoof on her ear to activate the transmitter.

“What’s going on in here?”

The stallion laughed.

“Trixie demands to know what’s going on!” Shouted Trixie, sounded scared.

The stallion shrugged.

“What do you think, brat? Do you really believe that after drag you all the way here I’ll let you go without having ‘fun’? There’s no pony who can hear you, want it or not… you’re mine beautiful. And you better want it because it’ll make the experience a little less painful… for you”

…

Suddenly, the whole Gala muttered without understanding what was going on; the perfectly performed music was abruptly interrupted by two voices; the male one recognized both by Guards and Princesses.
What was going on?

…

Trixie laughed.

“Always the same, right Master Sword?” Asked Trixie calmly. “You use your charm to distract dumb ladies and drag them to wherever you want so you can do your thing and then forget about them. Is that what you did to the Griffon’s king cousin?”

“Princess Zelda, right? She was the dumbest of all; poor little girl, yeah. So what if I got what I wanted from her by force? I don’t fucking care”

“You should. See, the Griffon King offered a juicy reward for anypony who bring you to him. And just happens that I’m the best bounty hunter of all Equestria”

He laughed.

“Do you really think you have a chance against me?”

Trixie levitated the small device on her ear to him.

“See this? It’s called Transmitter. Thanks to this device everypony in the Gala knows the truth about you and your little moves”

…

On the Great Gala nopony dared to talk, do they really heard what they just heard? The guards began to mumble between them, of course they heard the rumors but they would never believe such thing from their leader.
What the hay was going on?

…

Master Sword chuckled.

“Let me see if I get this right: you want me to believe that I just confessed my sins to everypony? Nice try to distract me, but I do believe that you’re a bounty hunter. Ready to fight and lose miserably?”

A powerful beam destroyed the door, letting pass several soldiers, Master’s former companions who now turned their spears to him; looking the soldier with both repulsion and confusion. Trixie give him her best smile:

“See?”

With an anger scream, Master Sword sent them a lighting and began to run for his life. Trixie cracked her neck and went after him.

“The fun begins!”

Master Sword began to shot several attacks to Trixie who dodged them with a laugh.

“To slow! To slow! And you call yourself Celestia’s captain?”

He yelled again and shot an extra powerful beam but this time Trixie teleported again. Still the attack was strongly enough to destroy all the walls to the gardens. Trixie dedicated Master a raspberry and ran to the gardens where the Gala was taking place.
Everything was confusion, in less than a minute the ponies formed a circle around Trixie and Master. The Princesses decided not to intervene, intrigued by what they heard but mostly by Trixie who managed to make him confess.
Then an earth pony in a fancy red jacked jumped to the center.

“Nicely done partner” smiled Rex.

Master grinded his teeth.

“Do you think than a simple earth pony and a unicorn are enough to defeat the Sun Captain? You don’t have any chance against me and when I finish you, I’ll be far away from here”

Rex putted on his goggles.

“Yeah, you may be right but I’m not an earth pony, I’m an EVO”

“EVO? What’s an EVO?”

“Let’s say a kind of mutant, and your worst nightmare”

With a grin, Rex jumped turning his forelegs into his mechanized hands (smack-hands) punching Master Sword through a crystal wall destroying it in the process. Then he turned his left foreleg into his cannon that took the cake and also sent it to Master; confusing him right before a counterattack.

“And the great finale!”

Rex used his mechanized tentacle to caught Master and sent the electric current trough the warrior, making him first to scream in pain and then letting Master unconscious.
They have won, but unfortunately for the bounty hunters, the whole guests, including the Princesses were watching them in awe.

“Rex, shall we go?”

“Ya rugiste” said Rex turning his back-hooves into his motorcycle.

Trixie jumped on and levitated the unconscious Master Sword to the vehicle.

“See you!” Said Trixie.

They flew away at full speed, but after ten seconds of surprise, Princess Luna finally shouted the order:

“What are you waiting for? GO GET THEM!”

The Royal Airforce flew behind the bounty hunters.
Trixie looked behind and sighed.

“Yeah, I supposed this would end like this. Go faster Rex Salazar!”

“I’m doing the best I can!”

Trixie groaned and shot fireworks from her horn, confusing the pegasi after them.

“Childish but effective”

Rex gulped but suddenly a tall and powerful figure blocked their way out: Celestia.

“TURN RIGHT, TURN RIGHT!” Shouted Trixie.

Rex obeyed but this time their escape was blocked by Candace; they tried other direction but now Luna was on their way and finally Sparkle.
With no choice but landing while their enemies (the four Princesses!) approaching, they took each other hooves.

“What we do now, Rex Salazar?” Asked Trixie making her horn glow even is she knew that was useless against an alicorn; not say four.

“Teleport with Master Sword and cash the reward, I’ll entertain them” ordered Rex.

“WHAT?”

“Do what I say, don’t worry about me… I’ll deal with them alone, JUST GO AWAY TRIXIE!”

“But Rex!”

Rex kissed her passionately.

“Sorry for this” he said.

Then Rex used his cannon to shot Trixie and Master away from the four alicorns.

“NO, WAIT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEX!”

But she was half way on the air already, stillshe reacted on time and teleported to a safe spot.
But Rex was surrounded by Equestra’s four Princesses.

“Yeah, you got me, you got me. Where do I find a lawyer?”

Author's Note:

I know, lack of action but this is a translation of my early works and I had especial difficulties with that part. Still I hope you liked it and as I always say:

Read ya' later!!

Comments

[Saiyan of the North Star]

KO awesome chapter, let's hope that Rex will fine a way escape from the four princesses.

[Drums Sticks]

rexy rexy! you could activate your propellant? to Fly away?