What could go wrong?

by TheOctoWriter

Chapter 3- The one where Miss Harshwhinny tells Thomas off.

Thomas stared into the crowd.

He didn't know what else to do.

"... Where am I?" Thomas asked in a shaky voice.

Thomas heard whispering.

"It can talk?"

"Is that a bear?! What's it doing in the Equestrian Games?" one pony said.

"Mommy, I want some ice cream!" a little filly said.

"Mommy is busy trying to get into the pants of Filthy Rich." the mother replied.

"Just get on with it." another pony said impatiently.

It just made him even more confused.

"Stay calm everypony!" Thomas yelled.

"I come in peace!" Thomas said.

"Oh my sweet merciful almighty Celestia! He can talk!" One pony said then promptly fainted.

"Burn the heathen!" Another pony said.

"Pitchforks... get your Pitchforks..." A salespony said to the audience in the stands.

"Torches... get your torches..." Another salespony said.

"cotton candy..." A cotton candy vendor said.

"Get your cotton candy."

"Can't start a riot without cotton candy." The cotton candy vendor said repeating his sales pitch.

The ponies looked at him, then continued to trot towards Thomas.

They surrounded Thomas.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Thomas said.

"Destroy the non- believer!" One pony yelled.

"Hey guys, put me down!" Thomas yelled as he was lifted up by pony magic.

Is this how ends... am I going to die by the hooves of angry candy colored ponies?

Thomas thought back to his childhood.

Thomas age 5.

"Whoa mom, look at how cool my Lego death mech is!" Thomas said excited.

"Good job honey!" Thomas's mother said.

"That's a awesome death mech! but it could use some improvements." Thomas's mom said slyly.

She helped her son build a 50 foot Lego death mech.

"Thanks mom! You're the coolest!" Thomas said happily.

Present day.

"Everypony, calm down!" Miss Harshwhinny said.

"What the [censored] did she just say." one pony said.

"Speak up you meek [censored.]" another pony said,

"I think she said everypony watch out for clowns." one slick pony said.

"But why would we be afraid of clowns? They don't hurt ponies." Another one said confused.

"Harshwhinny you's stupid." one pony said.

"Umm... Twi what should we do now?" Rainbow asked.

"Yeah Twilight, this here awkward silence is killing me." Applejack said.

"Literally." Pinkie Pie said as she watched Applejack slowly fade away.

"Calm down girls, we just gotta remember one thing." Twilight said confidently.

"And what may that be Darling?" Rarity asked.

"Just smile and wave girls. just smile and wave." Twilight said.

The 6 element bearers smiled and waved.

But Miss Harshwhinny could see through their somewhat clever facade.

Miss Harshwhinny cleared her throat.

"I SAID TO CALM THE [CENSORED] DOWN!"

"IS THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"

"Ow! My ears..." one pony said.

"What did she said?!" another replied.

"Miss Harshwhinny speak up! I can't hear you over the [censored] ringing in my ears!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"What the [censored] did she just said?!" Fluttershy yelled as she Rainbow flips in the air.

Miss Harshwhinny was mad now.

So very mad.

She was so mad that even Thomas started to get as far away as possible from her.

Thomas knew that [censored] was about to go down.

Miss Harshwhinny pulled out two giant speakers.

"GET YOUR [CENSORED] TOGETHER EQUESTRIA! WE GOT SOME GAMES TO PLAY!" She yelled.

Miss Harshwhinny then straightened her clothes and hair.

Then she resumed speaking in a more professional tone.

"I will tell this bear off, resume the games!" Miss Harshwhinny then commanded.

Somehow, probably due to them being gods. Luna and Celstia managed to hear her and continued the games.

"Hello Mr. the bear." Miss Harshwhinny said curtly.

"I'm the inspector for these games, Miss Harshwhinny."

"Hello Ma'am, I'm Thomas. Where am-"

"You're at the 25th Annual Equestrian Games. And quite frankly you were interrupting the flow of the game."

"You been quite naughty Mr. the bear." Miss Harshwhinny said licking her lips.

"Please, you have to understand. It's been so long such anything stallion related touched me." Miss Harshwhinny said sadly.

"I want this so bad." Miss Harshwhinny said panting heavily.

"Why are you so out of breath?" Thomas asked very confused.

"I'm just excited is all." Miss Harshwhinny said nonchalantly.

"Really cause it looks like-"

"Get you mind out of the gutter." MissHarshwhinny said.

"And put my mind into one." MissHarshwhinny said as she took off her suit.

"Um... Miss HarshWhinny, what the [censored] do you think you're doing?!" Thomas asked.

"I thought we were going to do it?" Miss Harshwhinny said confused.

"I never agreed to that!" Thomas yelled.

"But I hate seeing you so lonely." Thomas said conflicted.

"So you'll bend me over and [censored] my brains out?" Miss Harshwhinny asked with hope.

"No..." Thomas replied curtly.

"You need to take things slow with somepony you like." Thomas said.

"Don't just go for [censored]." Thomas said.

"At least win and dine first."Thomas said with a smile.

"You're right Mr. the bear." Miss Harshwhinny said with realization.

"Forgive me for that." Miss Harshwhinny said.

"How about I give you something to tie you over until the next pony comes along eh?" Thomas asked.

"Oh? What would that be?" Miss Harshwhinny asked.

Five minutes later.

"Oh... that was a wonderful backrub Mr.the bear." Miss Harshwhinny said smiling.

"I'm glad you enjoyed it." Thomas said happily.

He was just happy that Miss Harshwhinny hadn't [censored] him earlier.

Then Miss Harshwhinny scowled.

"Oh my... professionalism. almost forgot."

"What?" Thomas asked very confused.

"Please leave the Equestrian Games Mr. the bear. You must understand that this universe dislikes you." Miss Harshwhinny said.

"No!" Thomas said.

He was hurt that Miss Harshwhinny was doing this.

But why though?

She was being somewhat nice earlier.

I suppose the universe does dislike me Thomas thought.

"Too bad. Get used to it." Miss Harhwhinny said.

"You [censored]!" Thomas yelled, obviously hurt.

"Heheh! Aren't you a charming one?" Miss Harshwhinny teased.

Thomas just grumbled something about crazy ponies and left the Equestrian Games.

And the legend of Thomas the talking bear doormat started spreading.

Discord was probably somewhere watching all of this and laughing his [censored] off.

Author's Note:

I'm cranking these chapters out as fast as I possibly can, even though the demand isn't that high. Hell, I'm just happy this gets comments and views.