Letters Between Friends

by JumpingShinyFrogs

1. Court is in session

Dear Princess Celestia,

How do you do it? I can't handle this whole 'court' thing at all! All these ponies are coming in asking for totally illogical things! Like for instance, Carrot Top wanted me to declare every Thursday 'National Carrot Day', where everyone would be forced to eat carrots for dinner. Or how Snips and Snails thought I should ban school so they wouldn't have to take a test.

I'm seriously at the end of my rope here. Any advice?

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Why not try asking your friends for help? You are the Council of Friendship, after all.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I did try asking them for help, only they all made it worse! Would you believe that Rarity actually agreed with Amethyst Star that it should be mandatory for ponies to wear gemstones every day? Not only did I have to turn Amethyst down, but I also had to argue with Rarity for half an hour about why I turned her down.

Or how about when Pinkie thought that the Crusaders' request for bits so they could buy proper skydiving equipment was a great idea? There are so many possible results of that scheme and none of them are good!

So asking my friends for help is out. Any more advice?

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

You think you have it bad? I have to listen to snobbish nobles drone on and on about how I should lower their taxes and raise taxes for commoners because they're 'of noble blood' and 'so much better than the common pony'. At least your subjects will take no for an answer.

They also insist upon lecturing me about how I should choose their spoiled filly or colt for my next student, or how I should grant them funds to construct a new private country club or something of that nature. Honestly, I envy your position.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I have an idea.

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Do go on.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I, Princess Twilight Sparkle, do hereby propose to adjourn the Friendship Court and Solar Court on this day of Saturday, and all such Saturdays forth. Do you agree with this motion?

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

I hereby approve this motion. Court is adjourned.

Sincerely, Princess Celestia.

Author's Note:

I plan for this story to be comment driven, so without further ado...

These are the rules for sending a request for a letter

1. Each pair can only be used once. It doesn't matter if you have a great idea for Twilight and Celestia, if it's already been done, I won't be doing it again.

2. For the most part, I choose the genre. If I decide it should be funny, then I'll make it funny, or sad if I think it should be sad. You are however, allowed to present me with a premise, and if it's a good one then I'll do it.

3. It doesn't have to be a letter. It just has to be in written format. The CMC passing a note back and forth in class, for example.

3. Nothing sexually explicit or overly morbid. This is an Everyone story, after all.

4. This should go without saying, but no OCs.

5. Nothing is too strange. Trust me.

To send a request, either PM me or leave a comment on the story. I'll write down all the requests and do my best to do all of them. If you'd like to write a guest chapter, just send me a message and we'll discuss it.

Comments

[Atreyu]

Here's a stretch if you're up for a challenge:
Zecora and Sunset Shimmer.

The only tip i can think of is that they both know what it's like to be an outsider