Author's Note: Even though he already has two OC's in this story, shoutout to Zephyr for getting the reference I made to 'Meet the Medic' last chapter. That is all. Now, on with the story.
Here's been my entire day so far: Been laughed at, nearly had both of my new friends get killed by a member of the staff, got a nut for a math teacher, got laughed at again, got a bigger nut for a science teacher, and got burned and laughed at again. Well, it could be worse. I could've had the stuff that happened to Blaze happen to me.
I'm still wet from my emergency shower, but class is just about over and lunch is up next.
"I think this was an excellent first day, class. Well, except for today's little accident. Again, so sorry about that, Mr. Breeze."
"Would you stop bringing it up already?" I ask in embarassment.
"Right. So sorry. But other than all that, excellent work."
*RIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGG*
"Well, that's the lunch bell. So off with you all." I get up from my seat and immediately start heading towards the door only to yet again have myself stopped by the teacher. "Wait, Mr. Breeze."
I sigh as I turn around to face him. "What's up, professor?"
"Just wanted to give you a bit of encouragement."
"Oh joy."
"I know, isn't it? Anyway, don't fret too much over what has happened today. The first day of school is a lot like your first brain disection. It's always the hardest."
"Yeah, I gu-Wait! Brain disection?"
His eyes widen as he realizes what he had said. "You didn't hear that."
"Yeah... Well, I'll be seeing you later, professor." I spin around and take off towards the cafeteria as fast as I can.
"Alright, see you later!" he shouts in reply before sitting down at his desk. "I can tell that boy is going to make this a very interesting year."
Oh, you have no idea.
Alright, lunch time. I've survived two thirds of the day. All I have left is lunch, Equestrian, and P.E. Hopefully Blaze can get me ready for Ms. Orderly, but something tells me it won't be that easy.
I reach the cafeteria and take a tray at the end of the line. At least one good thing is that as a special treat, they're serving pizza for lunch. I love pizza!
As I reach the front of the line, I stick my tray out while smiling widely. Finally something good!
The lunch lady reachs back, feeling nothing and looking back to see that the pizza's all gone. "Sorry, kid. Pizza's all gone."
"WHAT?!" I shout in disbelief. I can actually feel tears coming to my eyes.
"Just calm down. I've got something special for you." I smile again as she says that. She drops a spoonful of this yellow, globby stuff on my tray. "Macaroni Surprise."
Buck my life.
I frown at my disgusting lunch and exit the line. Hopefully the guys can at least make this lunch decent. I look around, seeing nothing.
"Bluey!" I hear a pony shout from behind me. Sure, they would be in the only place I didn't look. Oh well.
I turn around to see Zeph sitting at an empty table. I trot over to him and take a seat. "Why are you all alone? Did you forget to shower today too?"
"What? No! I just didn't want to sit with a bunch of ponies I don't know."
"Hmm, sounds legit."
"It is legit. But what happened to you? Why is your mane all wet?"
"Well, I-" before I can explain, a scared stricken Blaze walks up to us and takes a seat across from us. "Oh, hey, Blaze."
"Hey, are you the colt from the assembly?" Zeph asks him. He nods. "Well, I'm Zephyr Verve. Nice to meet ya."
"Yeah, you too." Blaze says weakly.
"Blaze, what happened to you?"
"Ms. Orderly is what happened! She's almost as scary as Charge!"
"What?!"
"Yeah, she's more like a prison warden than an Equestrian teacher. She kept hitting anypony who wouldn't listen with a ruler!"
"What? Oh man! I have her next!" I shout in panic.
"Blue, just calm down." Zeph says. "You shouldn't worry without experiencing her for yourself."
I exhale as I try to calm down. "Yeah, I guess."
"Now, what happened to you today anyways?"
"Well, I got Mr. Square Root as a math teacher..."
"Say no more. I had him today too. I get that part."
"Then there was art with Ms. Paint Spill. Everypony in class thinks I'm a teacher's pet just because she felt the need to put my drawing on the wall."
"She was totally coming on to you, dude." Blaze says with a smirk.
"Shut up, pie boy."
He frowns. "You making fun of my pies?"
"Guys!" Zeph shouts. "Focus. What happened next, Blue?"
"Well, then I had science with Prof. Chromosome. I spilled a bit of acid on my foreleg and had to be put in the wash shower before it got any worse."
"Oh, so that's why you're wet and there's a bit of fur missing on one of your forelegs."
"Wait, what?" I pull up my burnt foreleg to see he was right. "Oh man."
"Hehe." he laughs. He looks at my plate. "Ew, what's that?"
"They called it "Macaroni Surprise"."
"Well, it looks disgusting."
"I think I saw it move." Blaze says.
I look down at it. "I think you're right."
Zephyr grabs a slice of pizza off his tray and hoofs it to me. "Here, I took two when nopony was looking. You have that one."
"Thanks, Zeph." I open my mouth as I prepare to take a bite. I guess this lunch wasn't so bad after-
"Hey, Blue Sneeze." Dumb-bell says as he gets in my face.
all. *sigh* Why?
"What the hay do want?"
"I don't know how, but I do know you're the one who broke my chair in art!"
"And your point is?"
"Nopony makes a fool out of me!"
"I think you do a pretty good job of doing that on your own." Zeph says.
"You shut it, Verve!"
"Look, DUMB-bell, just leave us alone. I'm trying to enjoy my pizza."
He smacks my hoof, sending the pizza flying and splatting as it hits the ground. "What pizza?"
"My pizza..." that's it! I grab him by the back of the head and I throw my tray of Macaroni Surprise into his face.
He stumbles back onto another table and glares at me. He grabs another pony's food and throws it at me.
I duck, making it hit Zeph in the face. "BLUE!" he shouts.
I smile sheepishly at him. "Sorry, Zeph."
Zeph grabs his own food and throws it at me. I duck again as it hits a randon pony behind me. Before you know it, the entire cafeteria breaks out into a food fight.
"Take cover!" I shout.
We all crawl under our table. "Now what?" Zeph asks.
Blaze mysteriously pulls out a stack of pies. "We get into the spirit of things and join in."
Zeph and I each smile as we lean over and grab some pies. We poke our heads out and start randomly throwing them at ponies. Where did Blaze get these anyway? Oh well. Doesn't matter. More pie throwing!
Just then, the doors swing open as Mr. Charge walks through into the cafeteria. Everypony immediately stops as they notice him.
This is not good.
Blaze you troll!
Oh, and FURST
bahaha macaroni surprise, that's classic
He's either going to join in using text books or completely ignore you all as he gets his own food.
Inner thought about the Macaroni Surprise:
'Why is this called surprise?... Maybe because it's a surprise when you find out that your food stares back and think that you are its food?... Hmmmm...'
Note about my behaviour: I'm not this agressive! True, I can be angry but before I act like this I MUST be around the edge.
But anyway.... as Ze Medic would say... Danke schön, danke schön...
444333 okay, i guess ill go change that then. the only thing i remember is how you nearly beat one of your bullies to death
444347
That was because of the previous years + he throw my bag in the trash can.
Noone touches my stuff.
444351 =D *grabs zephyr's bag and flies away* :3
444422
FYI I have wings too.
I managed to outrun a manticore as a foal.
I can evade almost anything, especially in high speed.
You can have plant-controlling powers but you have no chance to deal with my anger and speed.
You better just stop and give it back.
I might be not too strong but a lot of weaker punches in a very high speed are stronger than one big.
Yes, I can and will hit a girl if she take my stuff and act klike this.
Make your choice...
444439 you may have managed to outrun a manticore but I've outrun the Nightmare, and hit higher than mach 3 >:D
444587
Oh hello Mary Sue, I didn't know you got a new body!
444609 looks who's talking mister master of winds!
444778
Excuuuse me, it's Blue who got the air-powers!
I'm just an ordinary pegasi with the special talent of evading in high speed and flying in high speed.
Sooo.... I would shot my moth up in your place.
444778>>444799 do you two need to be put in time-out?
444802
Nope, I didn't meant to disturb anyone, I just defended the TRUTH and my duct-taped pride. (It's duct-taped because it was broken sooo many times in the worse 11 years in my entire life.)
444831 i recommend just ignoring vine. shes pretty harmless
444835
Alright.
Sorry for making disturbance.
444831 all pride gets you is getting killed. while under the pretense of me not knowing all to much of your character except that you have been in many MANY stories upon this and are the speed demon wind king, I will take it as an understanding that it is explained with good reasoning s in your stories why this is. Now you too are under the same situation as me that i bet you do not know very much about my own character and the pretenses as to how she can do as such. I have my reasoning and so do you that neither of us decided to look into
444843 its cool. no real harm done
444847 why do you keep mentioning wind? his talent is speed and manuevering. he has no powers
444854 i make note of the "wind" part as it is mentioned about him in many other stories he is in.
444860 fine. lets just drop it now
444847
Vine. Using the sophisticated version of English don't make you anything but annoying.
I agree with what you say, so let's just finish this pointless conversation in peace.
Thank you.
Macaroni:
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Suprise:
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445475 FAIL!
445479 well in my defense, there is a doctor, never returning, in his TARDIS
Although I still don't get the reference...
445580 you need to watch the TF2 video 'meet the medic'
Aw fuck.
Still don't understand, but by this point in time, I don't care. Have a nice night!
Mr. Charge: "BOOK TO THE HEAD!!!"
Are you sure this will be a good year? I have no idea!!!!
My face during reading:
"Blaze mysteriously pulls out a stack of pies. "We get into the spirit of things and join in.""
...ok...wait...what?
"...Mr. Charge walks through into the cafeteria."
Run while you still can Blue...
Well.....Shit.
(as in getting busted, not the chapter it's self)
OMG THIS IS THE FIRST FIC I'VE EVER READ THAT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD
You sir, can have 10
Meh, haters gonna hate Cause they don't know how to tolerate! TROLOLOL
998478 Wow, 101 weeks ago, I was an idiot....