Hey, I'm Daniel. I'm your usual run-of-the-mill college dropout, beside one crucial fact. I'm kinda stuck in a land filled to the brim with happy-go-lucky miniature horses and the first thing I did when I got here was to knock out the
I punched Princess Celestia in the muzzle, dazing her and pulled down the shower drape and threw it on Luna, then ripped a bathrobe from its hanger and jumped out the nearest window in blind panic.
Right there, staring at where my junk is below the towel, stands Princess Celestia and her younger sister, Luna. Their eyes were slightly glassy and their manes were a bit frazzled. Their wings twitched randomly as they kept staring at me.
EEEEEEEEEEYUP
I don't think they'll like him much after this week...
10/10 fucking brilliant already! Have a moustache
Why do I love stories of mares in heat? What is it about the premise that makes me read them?
I don't know, but I'm keeping track of this regardless.
Ha, this is great! Funny and action-packed!
Nice story.Keep going!!
Poor sad fellow, I have a pretty good feeling it will get worse, at least one good thing happen. No Moelestia.
Probably a very bad idda, punching celestia in the face.
I look forward to seeing the consequences.
4465516 He had every right to punch her in the face, but how is twi-bitch going to handle that?
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Lotsa rope.
by the end of this he may just chop his fingers off
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I like them as well, only if they're well written though.
This, in particular, is well-written.
Please my good sir, continue.
4465657 And the elements of harmony, probably.
I see, i see. Hmmm. Okay. So what? Another 10 weeks till the next chapter?
This is gold!
What an oddly appropriate title.
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Jokes on you! I'm writing it now!
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I'd totally tap that or not.