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Out of this world

But honestly it was pretty good

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I think I'm the first one to use that as a story title. That's not right, man!

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Mission accomplished

Dude...

it wasn’t winking so much as spasming like an epileptic squirrel on a sugar high.

Like...

“I Pinkie Promise™!”

I... I just...

“We ATE that hay!” Applejack shouted.

Dude, for real, this story is classic. Pitch perfect for what it is. I... gah, there are no words! Now, I just have to wonder who you end up shipping AJ with...

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I'll ship her with my self-insert OC, obviously

Nice to see you're enjoying my silly jokes. I should let myself be stupid more often when I write. And thanks.

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No, no, you'll see, it's going to be great! It's Princess Cadance's long lost twin brother, the alicorn of lust! AJ's going to fall in love with him, then Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and all the others. Then they'll move into his own castle and he'll become the seventh element and fight Sombra and Tirek together, and then Celestia and Luna will become his wives too, and Chrysalis is going to be reformed after she has sex with him and...

Zomg this is awesome!

Why did you trade mark pinkie promise?

She ate the hay, Twilight at the hay, Applebloom ate the hay, whats really sick is Big Mac probably ate that hay. Poor Big Mac ate his cousins leavings....

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Because Pinkie Promises™ are serious business! But don't say that I trademarked the term "Pinkie Promise", or I'll get in trouble with Hasbro...

Seriously, though, it's just a gag. Not even a very original one, actually.