Fifty Shades of Short

by Super Trampoline

Comedy (Two Stories)

Remembrance of Memes Past

"I'm raising money for orphan foals," she kept reminding herself. "Keep calm and don't strangle Rainbow Dash. Even though she deserves it."

Rainbow of course was rolling on the ground, laughing at makeup-covered covered farmer. "Oh AJ, the wig, the nose, the polka dotted clown suit, it's just too much! I'm dying over here! You are such a silly pony!"

"Careful Rainbow. Next time we 'ave a charity gala, we're gonna dress you in style. Then we'll see who's laughing."

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Commas Are Important

"I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash!"

Unsurprisingly, she slammed the door in my face.